I bought this glove a thousand years ago
For some birthday, or Christmas that has come and gone
I thought we might play catch or... I don't know.
But he left it in the bag, with the tag still on.
You'll have to break it in though, first. You can't catch anything with it that stiff.
U-uh--how do you break it in?
Well, it's all a process that's really quite precise
A sort of secret method known to very few
So if you're in the market for professional advice
Well today could be a lucky day for you
For some birthday, or Christmas that has come and gone
(April 26, 2019 - 8:26 am)
(April 26, 2019 - 8:05 pm)
I thought we might play catch or... I don't know.
(April 26, 2019 - 8:11 pm)
But he left it in the bag, with the tag still on.
(April 27, 2019 - 2:57 pm)
You'll have to break it in though, first. You can't catch anything with it that stiff.
(April 27, 2019 - 4:10 pm)
U-uh--how do you break it in?
(April 28, 2019 - 2:50 am)
Well, it's all a process that's really quite precise
(April 28, 2019 - 9:20 am)
A sort of secret method known to very few
(April 28, 2019 - 11:24 am)
So if you're in the market for professional advice
(April 28, 2019 - 1:35 pm)
Well today could be a lucky day for you
(May 3, 2019 - 12:42 pm)