Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

At dusk you open your bedroom curtains, marvelling at the fading sunset over the slushy February snow. Usually the wetness and muddiness of the winter landscape would bother you, but tonight it seems… lovely--almost magical. As a cloud floats away, revealing the full moon, you sigh and curl up under the covers, but you can’t take your eyes off the window. The nightscape is enchanting. A dark cloud covers the moon once again, but as it’s briefly illuminated you realize it isn’t dark at all, but pink. You pause to wonder why a sunset cloud should bother you, and remember that the sun had left the sky ages ago. Your unfocused eyes look back to the window, but the cloud is gone. As you’re persuading yourself it was your imagination, something taps at the window. It’s a snowy owl, holding an envelope. Without a second thought, you jump out of bed to let it in, convinced it’s your Hogwarts letter at last. But as you snatch it up and the owl flies away, you notice it’s addressed to you in pink ink, not green, and sealed with a strange heart design instead of the telltale crest. Inside, you find a crisp, parchment letter and a silver key. The letter reads:

Dearest Chatterboxer,

You and thirteen lucky others have been selected to depart on a lovely vacation at Amor Lodge, a romantic skiing getaway in the snowiest of majestic mountains. Included are free meals, free snacks, free ski rentals, and yes, free white chocolate drizzled popcorn. Enclosed is your silver key, which is your ticket to virtually everything, so don’t lose it!

Amor lodge is not responsible for any injuries, heartbreaks, loss of limbs, deaths, or betrayals of any kind. Please take into consideration that while the other thirteen vacationers may be lucky, it most certainly doesn’t mean you are.

Only a packing list is required. Limit one Alter Ego OR Captcha OR Viktor Krum miniature per guest. Departure will commence on February the fourteenth.

We hope to see you next week!

With Love,

The Amor Lodge Staff

P.S. If you accept, fold along the dotted lines and toss out the window. If you don’t… never mind.


You shake your head, fold the letter into the indicated paper airplane, and toss it out the window uncertainly. A distinct pop sounds and a box of complementary candy hearts promptly appears in your hands. Oddly not in the least disconcerted, you run off to pack.

 

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A classic ski lodge just in time for Valentine’s Day! Do you accept? Or do you value your life— Ah, did I say that? I mean... nevermind. No charrie sheet required, just a packing list (if you want) and only one AE or Captcha please. I’ll start next week, assuming all 14 slots are filled (slots do not include companions) Enjoy! 

submitted by Amor Lodge Staff, The Mountains
(February 6, 2019 - 10:56 pm)

Kitten and I both burst out laughing! Haha....

Oh! Hey Emoticon Dealer, would you kindly mind explaining to me what UwU/uwu/owo/all that genre of emoticons...what they're supposed to be? If you know? Because I always see people use them and I'm like, I don't know what that's supposed to be...umm.... 

I can pay you a kitten. (That sounds odd.) If formatting will be so kind.

=^^=

Okay, that's not the most complex kitten.  

submitted by Leafpool, age No, not a cat
(February 24, 2019 - 12:20 pm)

Ah, yes. Those. The 'u's and the 'o's are supposed to be the eyes, and the 'w's are the mouth. Together, they were supposed to make a cat face, but it kind of backfired and now it looks like fangs. It makes for an adorable ghost, though.

___
(0w0)
vvvv

Case in point. However, the ghost could be easily mistaken for a jellyfish, so emojis are advised in this situation.

My apologies, but kittens are easily subjectable to recession and inflation (economics talk, just roll with the punches), so I am afraid that the only acceptable currency at the moment is Com, the only currency with which inflation isn't a problem. However, may I add something to your kitten?

=^ovo^=

Fat cat. :3 (<- Example of an understandable 'cat face') 

submitted by Emoticon dealer
(February 24, 2019 - 9:41 pm)

Ah, thanks. :)

May I guess whom you are? 

submitted by Leafpool, age No, not a cat
(February 25, 2019 - 10:53 am)

OuuO Good cat mouth?

submitted by Aquamarine, age XI, In the Clouds
(February 25, 2019 - 11:37 am)

Alright, a compliment to YOU, Emoticon Dealer: You are funny and creative and made both Leeli and me burst out laughing. :) Aaand one to Miss Rosetta/Amor Lodge Staff: You are patient with us, both for guessing you even though you asked us not to and for letting us have this emoticon conversation on this totally unrelated thread.

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(February 25, 2019 - 7:56 pm)

You meant Leafpool, I think, not me, as I haven’t commented on this thread before now. However, though I didn’t burst out laughing, I was quite amused and I’ve been following the emoticon conversation even though I haven’t yet said anything to contribute. I love this whole thing though—the fact that a random and interesting conversation on Emoticons suddenly popped up on an unrelated thread. And the fact that an Emoticon Dealer exists. 

submitted by Leeli
(February 25, 2019 - 8:10 pm)

AW COME ON I MISSED THIS

*dies*

well, I'll read it. 0v0

 

submitted by ^0^, (Aquamarine)
(February 25, 2019 - 11:36 am)

No indeed, I am not Vyolette, as you have already been assured. I know that you have (almost ;)) no clues as to the murderer’s identity, but you certainly seemed unsure of yourself, so it was difficult to decipher. I am not Spiffycat/Jithkeeper. As I mentioned before, I would appreciate it if you all postponed guessing until further notice. As of now, I will no longer respond to untimely guesses. 

submitted by Miss Rosetta, The Mountains
(February 25, 2019 - 7:16 pm)

As the guests were picked up in the middle of the night, Day 1 technically hasn’t started yet. Soon it will, though... *rubs hands together mischievously*

As my excessive use of adverbs will likely betray me, I am no longer replying to guesses unequivocally until further notice. Good day to you.

Day 1 (Intro) Part 3 (final)

——

The guests followed their enthusiastic host into a hall, up an elevator, down two more corridors, and finally through a tawny, polished wooden door marked with a star. A comfortable suite greeted them, complete with a richly furnished sitting room, a spotless kitchenette, and two smooth wooden desks. Blinding sunlight reflected off the sparkling snow, pouring in from the several windows in the room. Six wooden doors were arranged around the walls of the sitting room,  five almost invisible to the wall except for the mahogany number plaques that were mounted on them. The sixth itself was of dark mahogany and bore no plaque. Rose clapped her hands together again.

“Welcome to the Chatterbox Suite, so dubbed, and henceforth so until such is no longer in my power.” She smiled, and for a moment the young woman’s eyes gleamed with a childish ecstasy, as if she longed to be one of them. She unfolded a piece of paper from her pocket.

“Ahem. Here are your room arrangements:

Leafpool (and Cedric), Kitten, And Ella Starburst will be in Room One; Quill, Harper, Viola?, and Satin will be in Room Two; Agent Winter, Rogue Wildling, General Waffleson, and Soren Infinity will be in Room Three; Gracia, S. Clockwork, Leo, and Vyolette will be in Room Four; and finally, the Captchas, Ted, Agatha, Nihil, and Cake will occupy Room Five.” All of the Captchas and several of the CBers skipped off to their designated rooms. Leo raised his hand.

“Yes?”

“Where does that door go?” He pointed to the dark, unmarked door.

That is the bathroom.” Rose replied placidly.

“Oh.” Leo said quickly, sounding slightly disappointed.

“If you’re looking for a suspiciously hidden closet, there’s one over there.” Rose gestured calmly to the faint outline of a door no one had notice before. The lingering guests looked from her to the closet incredulously. Rose laughed. “What’s a large old-fashioned lodge without a few secret passages and hiding places? What’s the fun in it if there aren’t any?” She chortled to herself and swept out of the room. The remaining CBers filtered in to their own rooms, deciding to themselves that they were beginning to like this Rose person. Only Satin and Rogue Wildling stayed behind to examine the hidden door.

The rooms were, for the most part, very similar. Each contained four twin-sized beds with red velvet coverlets and pillows, a miniature mahogany chest of drawers beside each, and several red velvet rugs and matching lamps. There was only a single closet per room.

“Do you mind if I take the closet?” Leafpool asked Ella Starburst and Kitten when they had started unpacking. They both shook their heads, eyeing Leafy’s enormous suitcase.

The Captchas’ room was slightly different than the other four. For one thing, there were no beds. Instead, two large square velvet cushions were arranged on the red-carpeted floor for Cake and Agatha, and two small velveted cots for Ted and Nihil. Above, and around the walls stretched a red velvet upholstered jungle gym-obstacle course, safety-ensured by a red-roped net beneath. Cake, Nihil, and Agatha climbed straight to the course while Ted napped.

Once all had somewhat unpacked, they began to wander to other rooms.

Vyolette and Ella Starburst were having a blast watching their Captchas climb on the course (“That is so neat!”); Gracia and General Waffleson were trying all the chairs and sofas in the sitting room (“They look so similar, but this one’s way more lumpy.”); Leo and Rogue Wildling were prising around the now not-so-secret door, trying to figure out how to open it (“I wonder if there’s some secret catch somewhere?”).

Quill, Harper, S. Clockwork, and Satin were browsing the kitchenette.

“There might be something in this mini fridge… but it’s locked.” said a dismayed S. Clockwork, surveying it. “What’s the point of that?”

“To keep uninvited persons out.” replied Satin, tapping a large, almost hidden keyhole on the side. She produced her key from her pocket and turned it in the lock. The fridge popped ajar with a click. S. Clockwork pushed it open eagerly, but there was nothing inside.

“Huh. That’s odd.”

“Funny thing,” Harper said as she and Quill came over, “all the cabinets are locked and empty too.” Satin crouched down and looked around in the fridge.

“I wonder…” She turned a odd small dial on the side and a bowl of white chocolate drizzled popcorn “popped” into existence on the top shelf. They all jumped back, alarmed. Satin grinned.

The bathroom was a pink-, red-, and white-tiled masterpiece. Five red toilet stalls faced five mosaic sinks, white concrete, inset with shards of pink and red glass. Ornate mosaic mirrors were mounted above each one, and a pink glass chandelier hung from the ceiling. Viola?, Soren Infinity, Kitten, and Agent Winter put their toiletry pouches on some empty shelves by the sinks.

“All this for a bathroom?” Agent Winter commented incredulously.

“It may be excessive, but it sure is impressive.” Viola? quoted poetically, gazing at the chandelier. Suddenly classical music started playing very loudly through unseen speakers.

“Attention guests,” spoke the bubbly voice of Rose, “Brunch is served! Descend the hall elevators to the Ground Floor, and follow the signs to the brunch room. We have waffles!” There was a brief beep as the intercom turned off. The girls looked to each other and silently left the bathroom, following the others out of the suite. The day had begun.


—— End of Day 1 Intro ——

Let me know if you think the first murder should be on Day 1 or Day 2... I’m still deciding. 

submitted by Intro Part 3!!, Miss Rosetta
(February 25, 2019 - 11:16 pm)

*Is enjoying exploring the course* *Returns to the cot* *Proceeds to bounce on it like a fox on a trampoline*

submitted by Nihil
(February 26, 2019 - 12:27 am)

I love this so much! I love your writing style. And how my suitcase is now a running joke. And the popcorn. 

YES! YES! PUT THE FIRST MURDER ON DAY 1! LET'S GET THIS SKI LODGE ROLLING!

*cough* I'm heartless and/or barbaric *cough* 

submitted by Leafpool, age No, not a cat
(February 26, 2019 - 12:08 pm)

I love your enthusiasm, Leafpool! I have indeed come to the same conclusion, though I pity the forechosen victim. However, hoping none will grudge against me, the story must go on. Again, I am deeply flattered that you enjoy my writing!

submitted by Miss Rosetta, The Mountains
(February 26, 2019 - 9:31 pm)

Journal Entry, Day 1, Part 2:

Ooh! I got put in a room with Leafpool and Ella Starburst! (and a small model of Cedric Diggory, though I'm a bigger fan of Hermione and/or Ginny). The one problem with this room is that our closet is taken over by Leafpool's enormous suitcase of stuff. Fortunately, there's a miniature mahogany chest of drawers next to my bed, in which everything I've brought just barely fits.

The bathroom, too, is enormous and ornate. It's all pretty and red. Plus, plenty of little nooks for my toiletries so I don't have to cart them back and forth every time I need to brush my teeth or anything. No showers, oddly enough, but they're probably concealed behind a door somewhere. You never know. 

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(February 26, 2019 - 11:44 pm)

My suitcase. *snorts and falls across a couch in great amusement*

submitted by Leafpool, age No, not a cat
(February 27, 2019 - 11:37 am)

That bathroom is very... *cough* colorful.

Ooh, brunch! I hope there's doughnuts... 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, BeaconTown
(March 2, 2019 - 3:50 pm)