Funny quotes!

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Funny quotes!

Funny quotes!

Does anybody know any funny quotes? For instance: "He wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby (The house elf's) tea cozy."-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire XD

submitted by Mathilda B., Greensburg, PA
(July 31, 2009 - 6:54 pm)

back to the Pudding's Place

OOH! I love these!

'"I love you," I said, before I lost my nerve. "Charles," he replied. (from East. It makes more sense in context :D)

She knew how to swear in 14 different languages, but whenever Kate knocked something over, she always said "Oopsy Daisy'' (I'd tell you I love you, but then I'd have to kill you)

Umm...I'll think of more later :D

submitted by Koffee
(July 31, 2009 - 11:13 pm)

"Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the Discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'." ~The Color of Magic. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(August 22, 2009 - 1:45 pm)

This may not be funny ok. History dose not repeat itself it just rhymes Mark Twain.

submitted by Rachel P, age 11 12 soon, GA
(September 19, 2009 - 7:09 pm)