YES!! Welcome Alizarine, Vyolette, ojie, and Earl! *Shatters Soren's incoming spear with my polearm* You've chosen wisely!
Oh and also Soren, Gracia is the Real Hay Master. And she's on my side. *Smiles sweetly* She joined in the last hay war. Sorry! ;3 Oh and also your CAPTCHA is mostly right, but I prefer Nutella. *Winks*
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submitted by Rogue Wildling (January 16, 2019 - 5:58 pm)
@cyote, the outcasts are Rouge's group, but I'm more of the outcast now, seeing as how understaffed I am. Would you and perhaps Fleet care to join me in the Witch (and Wizards) Slayers? You get my magical mud+hay spears.
@Rouge, I know Gracia is the real hay master. I offered to wage war on the imposter, but I forgot that she joined you before.
GUYS JOIN ME AND YOU GET WEAPONS AND MY LOVE!!!! AND MAGIC!!! It's just me and Sage... *does puppy eyes*
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submitted by Soren@haypeeps, JOIN THE W.S! (January 16, 2019 - 9:59 pm)
*turns into cat and gracefully avoids incoming hay while running stealthily into the midst of the Witch Slayers* *turns into human, throws hay at the Witch Slayers* Gotcha. *smirks*
*sits in the barn loft* *watches the chaos ensue below* *occasionally tosses a pile of hay down randomly* I wonder who will win me to their side first...
THE KIWI SQUAD HAS RETURNED!!! TO REJOIN THE WITCH SLAY—
AIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *swings by on a hayloft rope*
Inkling, really, that kills the moment.
*drops into a haystack* Sorry...
Why. Do. You. Always. Pick. Mine?!?!
Eheheh, eh. *climbs into a hayloft and begins chucking hay balls at the Outcasts*
Oh well.... *gets out of hay pile and shakes out book; climbs onto the giant dragonfly and utilizes telekinesis headband by dropping big armfuls of hay on Outcasts’ heads*
Darn. Alex got the dragonfly... *snaps, switching my appearance and turning into a blue jay* That’s better. *twits around looking for another telekinesis headband*
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submitted by Jwyn & Crew, age of hay war, The Rural Battlefield (January 17, 2019 - 10:27 am)
Yes. There is a kiwi squad. I'm surprised it betrayed it's friend, the majestic beast. Oh, and traitors, defectors, etc. are universally attacked more violently, so I wouldn't switch sides if I were you.
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submitted by Rogue Wildling (January 18, 2019 - 1:07 pm)
This isn’t betrayal, this is loyalty. We were with Soren before all else, and we’re with her again till we’re reckless enough to be independent. WITCH SLAY—
AAAAAIAAAA!!! *swings by on the rope again*
Every time?? Do ya really have to do tha—
Yes, yes she does. *rolls eyes and sips butterbeer*
I suppo—wait. “Sips butterbeer”?? Where’s the butterbeer people?? Alex, where are you.........?
That’s for me to know, and you to watch out.
Watch out? *Gets hit full on in the face with a hay/snowball* Oof!
Talk about a Winter warning.
No kidding
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submitted by Jwyn & Crew, age of hay war, The Rural Battlefield (January 18, 2019 - 8:09 pm)
*tentatively grabs hay from a haystack and tosses it at the outcasts*
I really need a power...
(January 16, 2019 - 6:12 pm)
YES!! Welcome Alizarine, Vyolette, ojie, and Earl! *Shatters Soren's incoming spear with my polearm* You've chosen wisely!
Oh and also Soren, Gracia is the Real Hay Master. And she's on my side. *Smiles sweetly* She joined in the last hay war. Sorry! ;3 Oh and also your CAPTCHA is mostly right, but I prefer Nutella. *Winks*
(January 16, 2019 - 5:58 pm)
Who’re the Outcasts? Should I join them with my mediocre hay-tossing skills?
xgyz
The Outcasts are X guys?
(January 16, 2019 - 8:56 pm)
@cyote, the outcasts are Rouge's group, but I'm more of the outcast now, seeing as how understaffed I am. Would you and perhaps Fleet care to join me in the Witch (and Wizards) Slayers? You get my magical mud+hay spears.
@Rouge, I know Gracia is the real hay master. I offered to wage war on the imposter, but I forgot that she joined you before.
GUYS JOIN ME AND YOU GET WEAPONS AND MY LOVE!!!! AND MAGIC!!! It's just me and Sage... *does puppy eyes*
(January 16, 2019 - 9:59 pm)
So wait... I'm a bit confused. Who are the Outcasts fighting against??
(January 16, 2019 - 10:50 pm)
@Vyolette, they're fighting me. Not much to fight, though.
*Is throwing hay everywhere*
EY! SAGE! THROW SOME RIGHT OVER THERE, WILL YOU?!
(January 17, 2019 - 8:18 am)
❄Watches this from a distance❄ I wonder if there's a straw master out there somewhere?
(January 16, 2019 - 10:58 pm)
*turns into cat and gracefully avoids incoming hay while running stealthily into the midst of the Witch Slayers* *turns into human, throws hay at the Witch Slayers* Gotcha. *smirks*
(January 17, 2019 - 8:35 am)
*sits in the barn loft* *watches the chaos ensue below* *occasionally tosses a pile of hay down randomly* I wonder who will win me to their side first...
(January 17, 2019 - 9:22 am)
THE KIWI SQUAD HAS RETURNED!!! TO REJOIN THE WITCH SLAY—
AIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *swings by on a hayloft rope*
Inkling, really, that kills the moment.
*drops into a haystack* Sorry...
Why. Do. You. Always. Pick. Mine?!?!
Eheheh, eh. *climbs into a hayloft and begins chucking hay balls at the Outcasts*
Oh well.... *gets out of hay pile and shakes out book; climbs onto the giant dragonfly and utilizes telekinesis headband by dropping big armfuls of hay on Outcasts’ heads*
Darn. Alex got the dragonfly... *snaps, switching my appearance and turning into a blue jay* That’s better. *twits around looking for another telekinesis headband*
(January 17, 2019 - 10:27 am)
*telekinetically throws hay from the rafters*
(January 17, 2019 - 3:17 pm)
HOLD UP- there's a kiwi squad??
*indecisive about leaving the outcasts* Hmm, I do love kiwis...
(January 18, 2019 - 10:09 am)
Yes. There is a kiwi squad. I'm surprised it betrayed it's friend, the majestic beast. Oh, and traitors, defectors, etc. are universally attacked more violently, so I wouldn't switch sides if I were you.
(January 18, 2019 - 1:07 pm)
This isn’t betrayal, this is loyalty. We were with Soren before all else, and we’re with her again till we’re reckless enough to be independent. WITCH SLAY—
AAAAAIAAAA!!! *swings by on the rope again*
Every time?? Do ya really have to do tha—
Yes, yes she does. *rolls eyes and sips butterbeer*
I suppo—wait. “Sips butterbeer”?? Where’s the butterbeer people?? Alex, where are you.........?
That’s for me to know, and you to watch out.
Watch out? *Gets hit full on in the face with a hay/snowball* Oof!
Talk about a Winter warning.
No kidding
(January 18, 2019 - 8:09 pm)
Hey Icy, Leeli! Would you like to join me in my battle against the Witch Slayers and the Rebellion, wherever the latter may be?
(January 17, 2019 - 3:58 pm)