The transport pod
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
The transport pod
The transport pod orbited around Earth, beaming Capsules down to the houses of CBers. Despite the suspicious appearance of the large silver Capsules popping into exsistence right in front of the CBers, Galaxy knew that they would still flock to MilkyWay Station. Flock there to die. Galaxy grinned. And slapped her hand down on the huge red button.
It did nothing.
She just enjoyed pressing it.
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You plop down on the couch with a large bar of chocolate and begin snacking on it. Ow, Something's poking you in the back! You reach behind the couch cushion and pull out the TV remote. "Aha! That's where it was!" you say, and reward yourself on your obviously superior finding abilities with a large bite of chocolate. You turn on the TV to your favorite station. But... It's just static! "What? Nooooo!!!" you cry in anguish and flip through the rest of the channels. They're all static. Despondently, you allow yourself to collapse dramatically across the couch and snag a bite of chocolate. Unfortunately, your acting genius is inturrupted by a large, very hard object. Conveniently placed where your head lands. You sit up indignantly and rub your head. As you turn to see the offending object that put an abrupt ending to your acting career in dramatic fainting, the chocolate falls out of your mouth as you gape in astonishment. Sitting innocently on the couch is a sleek metal tube that tapers to a point at each end. As you watch, a slot opens up in the seemingly seamless silver steel (ahaha alliteration!) and a voice as sleek as the Capsule it issues from filters out.
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Galaxy loved pressing buttons. She tried to do it as much as possible. Presently, she reached up to the ceiling of the transport pod and pressed a small yellow button. Her voice boomed out from the speakers of 14 well-placed Capsules: "Greetings and salutations lucky CBers!" There was an almost undetectable hint of sarcasm on the word 'lucky', but it was so slight that only a very experienced sarcasmist would notice. Galaxy continued with her speech: "You have been chosen for a very exclusive vacation. So exclusive, in fact, that you are the only ones besides myself and our various staff members who will ever experience it! This vacation (insert dramatic pause) is in (insert long dramatic pause) SPACE!" Galaxy imagined the screeches of excitement coming from the CBers. Screeching was a very humanlike trait, and Galaxy did not enjoy it. She rolled her eyes and then continued on: "You have 7 minutes to pack and round up your companion, then return to the Capsule and insert a chocolate bar in the slot. You will be transported to the MilkyWay Space Station where I will meet you. Don't be late. I will be timing you. Now GO!" Galaxy pressed an hourglass shaped purple button, which started the seven minute timer. Then she slammed down hard on the ignition button and the transport pod rocketed out into deep space.
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The MillyWay Space Station boasts many space luxuries including the AntiGravity Hall, the Luxury Space Pool, the Theater with a different sci-fi movie everyday, Lyft-Off Planet Transport, The Chocolate Bar, and much, much more.
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Ok. Another Ski lodge! Yess I know there are already like 5. But as soon as I came up with this idea a couldn't help myself! I mean, space? Chocolate? I really hope I can manage to finish this XD.
(if you don't like chocolate, that's ok. You can still join. Galaxy probably won't like you though)
Rules:
1. There are 14 spots, no more. I will accept the first 14 applicants.
2. You may bring one companion, may it be an AE, CAPTCHA, or CAPTCHAE
3. Please fill out the sheet
4. Feel free to guess who I am, but I may/may not reveal my identity if you guess right
5. The popcorn is never free
6. We don't take complaints about the popcorn prices, don't even try.
7. Have fun! Despite the murd-WAIT WHAT NO I SAID NOTHING
Sheet:
CBer, AE, CAPTCHA, or CAPTCHAE:
Name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Three Defining Qualities:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Insanity Level From 1-100:
How Much Do You Like Chocolate From 1-100:
Favorite Kind Of Chocolate:
Have You Been In Space Before?
~Yes ~No ~I'M NEVER TELLING YOU MY SECRETS
Did You Read The Rules?
~Yes ~No ~I'M NEVER TELLING YOU MY SECRETS
Other:
Packing List:
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PS. Sorry for the long sheet.
(June 8, 2018 - 3:45 am)
Okay! Give me POPCORN OR GIVE ME DEATH.
OH MY GOSH! And so Hazel says tofu. Omigosh. That's hilarious. We're all campaigning for popcorn and she just comes along and says TOFU! And it's...like...tofu! *Dissolves into hysterical tears/laughter* Tofu! I can't get over this. I'm going to incorporate it into her character when I bring my Æs back.
TOFU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA I mean, she's said words before, like bake. But....I was just typing out my post...and...and...tofu!!!! Tofu! SHE SAID TOFU!
(Author's note--sorry if everybody else is not quite as...I don't have a good word for this. Darn. As induced to hystericallness by this.)
TOFU. TOFU. TOFU. (Oh no, now I've typed/read it so many times it seems odd now.)
Um...were we talking about popcorn? Right.
DEATH TO THE POPCORN-WITHHOLDERS.
(June 26, 2018 - 12:05 pm)
TOFU STRIKE!!!
GALAXY GIVE US TOFU!!!
(June 26, 2018 - 12:56 pm)
Gracias! I'd really appreciate that!
(June 26, 2018 - 1:58 pm)
Guys why are you killing each other over popcorn when there's free CHOCOLATE?? I'm happy with what I have!
(June 26, 2018 - 7:47 pm)
Hm. You're way more zen than we are.
*Goes off to make popcorn-demanding strike posters*
(June 27, 2018 - 9:52 am)
BECAUSE WE LIKE POPCORN!!!
(June 27, 2018 - 11:17 am)
TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(June 27, 2018 - 11:22 am)
*is greeted with a barrage of popcorn and tofu* *coughs* *gets up*
You know I never did like tofu. Its pretty much the opposite of chocolate. Anywayzers, back to business:
Day 3 Part 1 will be posted today. Part 2 is still in progress because *blames power outage* ummm I've had a bad case of writers block for a week...
And in reply to I think Hotairballoon: You asked if I was Galaxy. Do you not see my name? Of course I'm not Galaxy.
CAPTCHA says "cima". She suggests adding cinnamon to your tofu.
(June 27, 2018 - 1:28 pm)
(June 27, 2018 - 9:48 pm)
AAAAHHHHH so excited...
(June 28, 2018 - 7:18 am)
Yay! Glad you liked it! Part 2 will probably be posted tomorrow, if I get over my writers block. Also, did you like my cliffhanger? Heheheheheeheheheheehehw....
CAPTCHA says "tirf". What, tired already?
(June 28, 2018 - 2:11 pm)
Cool! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rewatch the original trilogy and find a part where Vadar picks his nose. *Teleports down to living room*
(June 28, 2018 - 4:12 pm)
I LOVE cliffhangers...
(June 29, 2018 - 9:02 am)
"I need to mourn her for a day and then I can forget about her"
Grieving 101, by Galaxy
(June 28, 2018 - 7:16 pm)
Cool!
(June 29, 2018 - 12:41 pm)