Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Ski Lodge: The Zookeepers

“You have been CHOSEN!
You, yes, YOU, are one of a very FEW and LUCKY group of kids who have been CHOSEN for the FIRST TEST GROUP of Minimacorps® NEW Junior Zookeeper Program, ALL EXPENSES PAID!  There will be LEADERSHIP SKILLS, ANIMALS, FUN, and not to mention TOTALLY  AWESOME BRAGGING RIGHTS!  Just contact JuniorZK to request a form and all the appropriate waivers for this ABSOLUTELY AMAZING Summer Camp!  ACT NOW, the sign up ends MONDAY at MIDNIGHT.” 

You can’t help but notice that the glossy letter you’re holding doesn’t actually say anything of real substance. Why would you ever even consider sending the e-mail, much less signing up?

I don’t know, you did it, not me.

The response e-mail pops up an hour later.  The subject line and body are blank, with two attachments.
“PACKING LIST!
~ One backpack of whatever essentials you deem necessary!
(ALL uniforms, food, and toiletries WILL be provided FREE OF CHARGE!)”

“RULES!
~ No thievery, please!
~ No violence or murder, please!
~ No cell phones, please! 
~ No magic, please!
~ No adult supervision, please!  This rule is NOT creepy, so don’t you worry ;)

~ Pets are absolutely welcome!

Signature: ________________________”

Name:

Age:

Three defining personality traits:

Appearance:

Backpack Contents:

Pet(s) (if any):

How you convinced (or didn’t) you Parents/Guardian to let you go:

Two Favorite Animals:

Would you break the rules?:

This is going to be fairly short, so only one Cber OR one AE per person.  Sign ups end on Monday at midnight central time, or when there are fifteen people lure- I mean, signed up.

*cough*