Musical Theatre SI!
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Musical Theatre SI!
Musical Theatre SI!
Heya guys! I can't find Jack, and me leg's been hurting a bit, so I decided to stop an' start a SI! Guess me!
submitted by Crutchie, New York
(February 21, 2018 - 10:36 pm)
(February 21, 2018 - 10:36 pm)
Darn, I was going to reply with lyrics!
Oh, well.
No one has guessed me so far. @The Phantom, are you Allie?
(February 28, 2018 - 5:58 pm)
(Yes, i know he's from books, but there's a musical too! The Lightning Thief.)'
Hey, have you guys seen Riptide? Oh wait, it's back. Never mind!
(February 27, 2018 - 2:18 pm)
WHYYYYYYYY!!! that was all too easy. How on earth did you get me like that? I have told NO ONE in this earth (except for my cousin) that he is my absolute favorite Newsie of all time.
Oh wait, I told the survey, didn't I?
*Facepalms*
Also, I love the fact that everyone's like "musical theater SI, Rose bud's here somewhere" and guessed my name like three or four times.
(February 27, 2018 - 2:35 pm)
@Jack K, No. My name is Jean Valjean
(February 27, 2018 - 7:21 pm)
Nope, I'm not Leafpool or Blue Moon.
Hint: I normally wouldn't be seen participating in anything theatre related around here.
(February 27, 2018 - 6:40 pm)
Guess me!
(February 27, 2018 - 7:57 pm)
It's Balaga!
Drivin' straight out you GET OUT MY WAY GET OUT MY WAY!
Balaga!
(February 27, 2018 - 8:03 pm)
Usnavi, are you SopranoTwo?
My apologies if SopranoTwo was already guessed.
But only if it offends my FINE FINE GENTLEMEN!
Yessir, hey ho yessir! Yessir yessir yessir HEY!
(February 27, 2018 - 8:06 pm)
~It's so frustrating when no one else sees everything you see
So for now it is just an illusion confusion-unless you're someone who believes~
It was so hard to choose one character out of all the musicals I like!
(February 27, 2018 - 8:28 pm)
NEWSIES OF NEW YORK, WHERE YOU AT?
Yes, it's me, Spot Conlon, the king of the New York accent.
I found Jack. I found his pal, Crutchie. I found Racetrack. How you been, Race? Haven't seen you down at Sheepshead Races very often.
Crutchie, are you Bluebird?
(March 1, 2018 - 10:31 am)
*Rolls eyes* ' course it was only a matter of time before you showed up. Hiya Spot. How's Brooklyn? Bet you's be seein' me at Sheepshead again real soon. This horse'll be the one, I knows it.
(lol I know I've already been guessed but this is so much fun. And my spellcheck's officially given up on me. Spot, I'm gonna guess you're...Brooklyn?? Maybe??)
(March 1, 2018 - 10:54 am)
Yep, that's me. I'm pretty easy to guess.
(March 5, 2018 - 6:39 pm)
Todays top musical theater stories:
1. According to Davey, the poor GUY'S head is still spinning (see page 5).
2. Some people in France want to know if we can hear them singing angry songs. Yes, we can hear them singing all the way in New York (see page 8)
3. Davey wants to know if anyone wants to hear a cool snake fact (see page 17)
4. They've invented a new type of hairspray that apparently is so strong it can "stop the beat." (see page 25)
5. Dead founding father not related to trolley strike (see page 1776)
6. Davey wants to make sure we know that the poor GUY'S head is still spinning (see page 7)
7. Spot Conlon and Racetrack Higgins involved in fatal game of Simon Says that ended in multiple bloody noses and nobody knowing who's turn it was to be Simon.
8. A new law has been passed banning masked phantoms from trespassing in another person's dreams (see page 15)
9. Ben Cook to be playing Eponine on Broadway. Just kidding. (see page 226)
10. The "green people matter too" rally caused chaos in Oz (see page 39)
11. Everything is legal in New Jersey (see page 49)
12. The Princess Bride the musical is coming to Broadway, featuring Lin Manual Miranda as Inigo Montoya (see page 20)
13. Fiyero broke his ankle playing Just Dance and has changed his slogan to "hopping through life."
11. And lastly, Crutchie is here to dispell any rumours that the poor GUY'S head is spinning.
*walks off humming if I hate the headlines, I'll make up a headline"
(March 1, 2018 - 11:55 am)
I lost it at "Dead Founding Father Not Related to Trolley Strike"! :)
"Clear out! Let the man work it over!"
(March 1, 2018 - 4:12 pm)
Extry Extry! Follow up stories!
1. Crutchie says that if Davey sings "the poor GUY'S head is spinning" one more time, he will bust out his brains or something (page 48).
2. The same people in France who were singing angrily Jnow want you to toss furniture (see page 2)
3. Davey wants to know if you know why a snake starts to rattle (see page 12)
4. In addition to creating the world, Joseph Pulitzer now creates a newspaper called "Mars" (see page 27)
5. New hit dance move "the Jefferson shuffle" also not related to trolly strike (see page 1789)
6. Crutchie wants to know if it is possible to get another Davey, as he has quite possibly broken the current one on account of "riff related abuse" (see page 17)
7. Spot Conlon has declared himself Simon forever more. Racetrack may or may not be broke (see page 23)
8. The governement would like to warn people that musical theater is a hazardous occupation (see story on how sliding on newspapers can be fatal on page 59, see story on how falling in love with a man in a mask can lead to despair page 32, see story on how duels can possibly be hazardous to your health page 64)
9. Ben Cook to be playing Eponine on Broadway, this time we aren't kidding (see page 32)
10. Celebrated head of state, Glinda, speaks at "green people matter too" rally, saying, "it's very, very shrewd to be very, very, popular like me." (see page 9)
11. The governement (and Thomas Jefferson) would like to remind people that everything is NOT legal in New Jersey (page 29)
12. More on The Princess Bride the Musical, which will be a rock opera starring Lin Manual Miranda as Inigo, Derek Klenna as Westley, Kara Lindsey as Buttercup, Christian Bale as Count Reugen, and Andrew Keenan-Bolger as Random Guy #5 (see page 51)
13. Fiyero would like to remind everyone that scarecrows cannot break their ankles and that you should beware of what you read in the news, particularly if the newsie selling it has "improved the truth" (see page 65)
14. Crutchie wants to tell everyone that Davey's head is spinning. The part of Davey on Broadway will now be played by Thayne Jasperson until he gets over his concussion which was DEFINITELY NOT INFLICTED BY A CRUTCH why would anyone think that jeeze people (see page 83)
Also! There has been much talk about what " 'The World' will know" and what "'The World' don't know." Us newspapermen would like to remind everything that 'The World' knows eeeevvvvvverrrryyyyything.
(just stop me if this gets annoying but I am seriously having a blast)
(March 1, 2018 - 4:44 pm)