You walk swiftly
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
You walk swiftly
You walk swiftly across the moonlit path, the breeze slightly ruffling your hair. It’s almost midnight, and you are anxious to get home. As you stumble around the corner, a dreary parchment poster pinned onto a street light catches your eye. Squinting in the darkness, you make out the words: “Step right up to LilyPad’s fortune telling tent! I will predict your future based on only a short quiz (that may or may not have anything to do with your future).
“1. How old are you?
2. What would you like to be when you grow up? (Undecided is ok)
3. Would you say you were lucky?
4. What are you most into?
A. Sport
B. Music
C. School
5. Which appeals to you the most:
A. A cozy cottage tucked away in the woods. You may not see people often, but you prefer to live a quite life on your own.
B. An apartment right in the centre of the city. You don’t mind the busy city and the traffic right by your window if it means you can spend time with and meet new people every day!
C. A simple hut in the corner of a sea-side village. You live far away from the city and you have never known another life to lead but your own, but you love to live simply and enjoy the company of those around you.”
Finally you make out tiny writing at the bottom of the poster that is just big enough to read.
“Any results you receive may not actually be connected to the truth in any way.”
(January 31, 2018 - 12:24 am)
Huh. Neato!
1. 14
2. Video Game Designer
3. uhm... No?
4. B Music
5. B
(January 31, 2018 - 12:32 pm)
You will have a successful career as a golfer, until you retire at the age of 46 and become the first person to carve a carve a cello from a stump of wood. At the age of 93, you will die as you trip over an empty tortoise-shell on the way out of the zoo.
(January 31, 2018 - 4:29 pm)
(January 31, 2018 - 1:56 pm)
Looks fun!
1. 13
2. Something involving music or hairstyling/cutting.
3. At times I would say that I'm lucky. Other times, not so much.
4. B
5. A
(January 31, 2018 - 2:08 pm)
You will graduate from university...what do you call it? College? I don’t know. You will graduate from school at the age of 18 when you discover a cure for chickenpox, and you spend your life reaserching marine animals. Then, at the age of 89, you will die, when a very poisoness sea urchin climbs into your shoe.
(January 31, 2018 - 4:34 pm)
1. How old are you? 11
2. What would you like to be when you grow up? VERY undecided
3. Would you say you were lucky? sure, i guess
4. What are you most into?
C. school
5. Which appeals to you the most:
A. A cozy cottage tucked away in the woods. You may not see people often, but you prefer to live a quite life on your own.
(January 31, 2018 - 3:32 pm)
You spend your teenage years exploring the great Amazon jungle, before you get homesick and sail back to the USA where you open a sanctuary for wounded pygmy possums and learn 12 different languages. At the age of 79 you will die when slip over an orange peel.
(January 31, 2018 - 4:38 pm)
ummmmm...ooookaaaayyyy...iiiiintereeeesting. veeery interesting.
(January 31, 2018 - 11:16 pm)
Interesting. Okay, let's do this!
1. 12
2. an author definitely (other than that I don't know)
3. Yeah, I'm pretty lucky
4. school (C)
5. C, cottage by the ocean
(January 31, 2018 - 4:17 pm)
You will become the youngest person to climb the Himalayas at the age of 15. Then, you will spend the rest of your life traveling around the globe as a sumo wrestler, become world famous and die at the age of 92 when you fall of your ladder while trying to change a light bulb.
(January 31, 2018 - 6:32 pm)
eh! My name got messed up (autocorrect!) and the first “laura” is meant to say LilyPad and “LilyPad the” I don’t even know how that happened...
(January 31, 2018 - 6:26 pm)
1. 14
2. Either an artist, architect, or and actor.
3. Yes, I suppose.
4. B
5. B
(January 31, 2018 - 7:04 pm)
You will spend your life travelling the world, exploring the great unknown, then retire at the age of 56 and take up needlework and poetry. At the age of 94 you will change your name to “Gertrude” before you are run over by an ambulance on the way to the museum.
(February 2, 2018 - 5:58 pm)
Ooh.... this looks cool! *Walks in*
1. 15
2. Um... a stay at home author mom, or something to do with music.
3. Let's say yes.
4. B.
5. A.
(January 31, 2018 - 7:43 pm)
You develop a career as an animal rights lawyer at the age of 19, and you spend your life living with someone you haven’t seen since kindergarten. At the age of 36, you take on the role of a lifeguard at your local pool, before finally at the age of 89 you die when you trip over a rogue pineapple on the way to work.
(February 2, 2018 - 9:12 pm)