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Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
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An Æ adventure!
Welcome to your regular Æ chatroom for those crazy things that populate your posts and Threads, right?
Whoops. Wrong.
This is no ordinary chatroom--though it is a chatroom that functions in writing like any other--for your beloved Æs. This is a chatroom full of kidnapping, disappearances, and suspense--even the occasional murder.
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Dear *Your Æ's name*,
You have been selected for a free once-in-a-lifetime trip to Redrum Manor!
Redrum Manor is the fun getaway you've been waiting for--but with a surprisingly rich history! Redrum Manor played host to so many of the greatest historical figures--and greatest historical tragedies--in this realm!
Not intrigued quite yet, fun-loving Æ? Well, there is so much to be enjoyed by almost everyone!
Rather interested in your appearance, or want to show off to a friend? We have a hall and rooms entirely covered in mirrors! Love fantasy? We have a tortured, completely evil, live dragon being held captive in the dungeo--errr, that is, a lovely library filled with fantasy books! We have secret passages, master suites, and even a few Shipping Shrines for you to fill with fanart of your favorite couples--from books, or from a few real-life romances, we don't care! Love cupcakes? We have an entire room devoted to deserts that totally won't leave you feeling bloated and regretful! Love the outdoors? We have a room filled with trees and plants--like outdoors, but indoors!
Please join us for a week--Redrum Manor is famous, so you should be able to find instructions on getting here quite easily. Oh, and you can bring your little treats--er, CAPTCHAS--too.
~The staff of Redrum Manor
P.S: Your CBer is paying for whatever damage you do to our property.
P.P.S: You must pay a toll for any crimes committed.
(January 29, 2018 - 8:36 pm)
Reg, don't even THINK for ONE second that i am going to let you go. But...But...But... Reg. down boy. i'll take care of him. yeah! she will! Lydia, don't let him out of your sight for one second. even when he goes to the bathroom? *glares* that is one of two exceptions. what's the other one? when you guys go to bed. Reg, your bedtime is eight o'clock PM, Esgardir, your bedtime is 10 PM. Lydia, you can go to bed when ever you want. wait, LYDIA GETS TO CHOOSE AND I DON'T?!? SERIOUSLY?!? Lydia is more mature than either of you, and i trust her to make the right decision. ARE YOU CALLING ME IMMATURE?!? I AM THE MOST MATURE PERSON IN THE WORLD!!! no, you're not, and you proved that with your reaction.welp, bye guys *wraps them tight in a hug* see you later. Why are you acting like you're our mother? hmm... not totally sure.
(January 29, 2018 - 10:33 pm)
(January 30, 2018 - 8:56 am)
Cupcakes? The outdoors, but indoors? I'm in!
Wait, isn't 'Redrum' backwards 'murder'? Are you sure about this, Mai-
They have cupcakes. Of course I'm sure about this. I
Alex does have a point. Not to mention the 'tortured, completely evil' dragon.
Shh. Cupcakes, the outdoors, master suites, a room filled with mirrors, and a library. I'm definitely going.
Oh well, despite this being fishy, it does sound good to get away for a week...
Ok, if you're 100 percent sure about this...
(January 30, 2018 - 8:53 pm)
Nymph, do you want to go?
No. Sounds boring.
Boring? But there's murder! It's a ski lodge!
Oh, so I can get murdered because it's a story, or kill everyone for no reason.
There'd be a reason!
Yeah, the plot.
...Okay, fair point. Sea Glass, do you want to go?
I'm afraid I can't be certain. It sounds a touch boisterous for my taste.
But there's a library! And secret passageways! And suites!
And mandatory events. And murders. I would rather not bear witness to that festival, begging your pardon.
Pardon given... *sighs* You two never want to do anything.
Not true. I want to prank that water girl so hard she blows her top.
You mean breaks down in tears?
What, no. That'd be boring. I'm thinking sea powers, like a tsunami! And then I would beat her because the woods are better than her dumb beach.
I am a rock, I am an island?
No. What? I don't know what you're talking about. You're weird.
It's a song.
A weird song. One that doesn't make sense.
Never mind.
(January 30, 2018 - 9:33 pm)
Are you two going to accept the invitation?
Only if I get to solve the mystery.
Not sure that’s how it works, Quentin.
Oh, so I am to be in the events as they unfold?
Yes.
Lovely. I want to go to Murder Manor.
What? You actually want to do something for once? Won’t you get bored?
Maybe I can solve a little bit of it as we go along.
*sigh* Okay Quentin.
Ooh, Avy admitting defeat in an argument? What a glorious day!
THAT’S IT! I CAN’T-
Please! Stop fighting for once, both of you. Avy, do you want to go?
*grumbles* I suppose.
Hmph.
*submit*
(January 31, 2018 - 7:44 am)
Tea, do not even think for one second about going. Mass chaos will ensue.
You think I care about causing mass chaos? It sounds awesome. I'm going whether or not you say I can. AND I'm bringing my firewoorks. Just try and stop me. And there's a cupcake room! I can't wait!
Cloudfire, can you go too? Maybe keep an eye on Tea?
Sure, but you're paying for my hospital bills afterwards.
Right. I'm guessing that means you want to go too, Six?
I don't really care. If you're going to make me go, at least let me bring my headphones to drown out the sound of Tea burning the manor down.
Can I bring Misty? I'll need something sweet and kind in this dark chaotic world that I will soon be in.
I don't know...
Please?
Fine. Just take good care of her, and bring her back in one piece.
BRIIING HIIM HOOOOOOOME!!!
Tea, we've talked about making Les Mis references in the middle of a conversation. Now, go pack.
Yes! *cackles*
Oh! But you are, under NO circumstances, allowed to bring fireworks! I know you have a secret stash in the garage! Tea!
~~~
Yep. So my AEs are coming. And apparently with fireworks. I apologize in advance for any property damages that may occur.
(January 31, 2018 - 10:50 am)
Hellooooooo, everybody, I'm back!!!!! Miss me?
Surprisingly, yes. I admit it.
So YOU'RE Aryss! I've heard stories.
Heheh... Yeah, Aryss is back. Sorrel was kind of underveloped, and the truth is, I'm kinda sentimental about Aryss since she was my first AE ever to speak in the CB... But anyway, My AEs will most certainly be coming.
So am I right in assuming we're allowed to blow stuff up on this adventure?
Unfortunately.
WHAAAT!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!! YYIPPEEEEEEEE! I'M ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO SET THINGS ON FIRE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA--
~Oookaay, that's enough. Thank you.~
(February 1, 2018 - 5:05 pm)
A lonely top
brings threads up
fly
(February 2, 2018 - 1:02 pm)
A note--
This isn't a Ski Lodge. This is an Æ chatroom with a ski-lodgish theme, so that it stands out from other Æ threads. It has more of a theme than the other chatrooms.
Congrats to Quirker for getting the little play on words correct!
(February 2, 2018 - 1:10 pm)
*Busts down the front door* WE'RE HERE!!!!
Great, i already have to pay for a new door.
SEE YOU!!!! *Forcibly shoves Catsclaw out the door-gap
Alright, i'm in charge. Reg, go to your room.
Sorry Lydia, but you can't do that until he does something bad.
UNTIL!?!?!? i am INSULTED by your lack of faith in me!!!!
meh, so what.
*Heads off to go get a bottle of soda* I'm off.
*Heads off to see if Scarlet's here* Me too.
*heads off to see if Reg's going to see scarlet* Me three.
(February 3, 2018 - 7:00 pm)
This didn't start yet, did it?
(If it did, can I still join? If not, then ignore this post.)
Ohhh, historical figures? That sounds fun! Oh, and a library? Desserts? NATURE?! Pleeeaaassse, can I go? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?
I guess it would be a good oppurtunity for you to meet the other AEs...
Oh. Yeah, that too! So can I go?
If you break anything, you are so dead. On the other hand, though, you're responsible... Fine. You can go. See ya later.
YAY! Okay, where's the nature room?!
(February 4, 2018 - 4:25 pm)