I'll just repeat what General Waffleson said. When are you starting? It's been three days since you said soon. 

Day 1

Everyone woke up lying on the floor of an undersea castle, staring up at a ceiling of gold. They looked around, and say, LOOK AT THE BEIGE WALL IN MY ROOM! IT IS SO BEIGE.

Kidding, kidding.

Everyone looked into the eyes of a horrible monster. His face was a hideous melding of goldfish and human. GAH! HOW SCARY!
“Hello! My name is Sam! I am a goldfish!” Sam the goldish monster said.

“STAND DOWN YE REBELS!” A british soldier from the revolutionary war said.

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In a dark, dingy room, a zombie crawled up towards te Cbahs! Ah, te must zee, I ahm a FRENCH ZOMBIE!

Then, the channel on the TV that is your mind changed channels.

The CBers and AEs and CAPTCHAs walked around the halls, lead by the anthropomorphic goldfish. The walls were made of gold, and small seashells. But everyone stopped when they saw a large window looking out into the ocean, showing colourful coral and fish.

“Welcome, CBers, to my undersea castle.” Sam said.

Suddenly, the lights turned out. There was a scream. And Anna collapsed, a big, black ugly bookworm eating her.
“HELP!” Brookeira SCREAMED!!!!
SHE HAS BEAN KILLED BY A BOOKWORM!! We both yelled yelled in unison, and then I disappeared.

How will they stop the bookworm, a dangerous creature that lives in books, from eating them all.

Then: a divine being made out of light appeared, grabbed the bookworm, and dragged it into the air with itself. DUN DAWH DUNUNUNUNAH!!

Then, a vicious criminal ran in, and threw a d4 at Icy, who spun around, and shot a jet of pink ice (My second favorite colour) at the criminal. Then, TRON! Icy was sucked into the computer neerbye, battled some stuff, got some cool powers, and came back.
But, Anna was dead. DEAD. And that had taken a toll upon everyo-

“Well, I am sorry, but let's continue the tour!!” Sam said.

They were all shown to their rooms, and looked around. Fluffy chairs, a large bed, and a cat, a purple cat. Everyone had a robotic purple cat in their room. And Ajani went into super secret agent mode.

Duhduhduh dadahda duhdadaduhda dunna duhda! (James Bond theme) Ajani Bond: agent 314.

Ajani ran forward and slashed the purple cat in half, sending sparks into the air.

Then, Ajani sat down on the bd and purred.

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DJ Bowtie, Crypto, Ajani, and Storra walked around the castle,  then, DJ Bowtie fell down, dead. DUN DAN DAAADDADA!
Death Toll: 2

Why do I have the feeling that Sam might be staging all this to kill us?  Because he just waved off -- What was her name? -- Anna, being killed by that whatever-it-was.  Doesn't that seem a little suspicious?

Why do I have the feeling that Sam might be staging all this to kill us?  Because he just waved off -- What was her name? -- Anna, being killed by that whatever-it-was.  Doesn't that seem a little suspicious?

Umm, a bookworm. Who could be killing people in the form of a bookworm? Also, I'm slightly suspicious as to how the last person died- DJ Bow tie? Was that his name? I have a feeling he got attacked by one of the people he was walking with. I can't remember who that was, though.

It can't be Kitten, she brought a Kindle.

As I said before, I think whoever killed DJ Bowtie was one of the people walking with him: Crypto, Ajani, or Storra. 

I really hope it wasn't me! The bookworm couldn't have come from my Kindle, I don't think!