Hi everyone! I'm

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Hi everyone! I'm

Hi everyone! I'm going to try something new. This is......My first solo write!!!

I will only be taking 10 people, and no AEs or CAPTCHAs. Sorry.

 

A loud beeping noise echoes in your dreams as the sun slowly rises, and you yawn as you roll out of bed and smack the alarm clock. The beeping only intensifies. You open your eyes fully, and when they adjust to the light, something is sitting on your desk that was not there last night.

Where the alarm clock used to be, there is now a small living...thing. What is it? It has huge lamp-like eyes... Wait. They are lamps. The entire creature is made of metal, even the spines running down its fat back.

The metal frog, as you decide to call it, has giant eyes, a large head, and no neck to speak of. Its     mouth is lined on the inside with smooth gold, and the beeping comes from there. You get down on your knees so that your eyes are level with its, and the frog's head turns to look at you. The beeping gets louder and louder as it stares, and you can't seem to pull your gaze away. The heat in the room grows. Your limbs are lead, heavy and melting. You can no longer breathe...

 

Sooo...yeah! I have no idea where this is going! Well, maybe a tiny bit... ;) You'll see! I promise nobody dies.

submitted by Rae
(May 19, 2017 - 5:16 pm)

Just out of curiosity, when do we start?

I used to be an adventurer like you...

but then I took an arrow to the NI! (DOUBLE REFERENCE!)

 

submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 25, 2017 - 4:28 pm)

I'm going to start tomorrow afternoon.

submitted by Rae
(May 26, 2017 - 1:44 pm)
Sorry beforehand about the spacing on this. And how short it is. And about the fact that it's this morning and not yesterday afternoon. Anyway... I hope you enjoy! More will come later.
Part One
A wolf, a Time Lord, and two angels walk into a bar... 
...Just kidding, fooled ya. They walk farther into a forest, following the sounds of joyful laughter and music. The path beneath their feet is broad and straight, making it easy to see for a long way ahead. The four friends talk sometimes, but mostly there is silence. 
The wolf strains her ears, listening for the ever fading party noises. [Is that an acceptable description? Whatever.] After a moment, she speaks. 
"We're lost."
"How!?" One of the angels (or winged people) blurts. It was Hermione. "That's not possible. That's not allowed! Look at how straight this path is. How clear, how distinct, how perfect!" She stamped her foot, as if that would place them back on their path. 
"It...it must be a trick. An illusion. It's the Mist!" Elementgirl crouched on the ground and skimmed her fingers across it. It felt solid and normal.
The General went down on his knees next to her, and placed his ear on the ground. He muttered something that sounded like 'rohirrim', and sat up. "We can't be lost." 
submitted by Rae
(May 28, 2017 - 7:41 am)

I'm kinda confused here...

First up, why are we in a forest? I just got eaten my a robot frog, and now I'm in a forest, acting like nothing has happened.I'm sorta confused. Is there something I'm missing here? 

Also, completely off topic, this bit reminds me of the part in the hobbit when they're in Mirkwood, and the elves are having the feast, and every time they get closer the feast moves farther and farther away.

submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(May 28, 2017 - 2:08 pm)

Yeah, sorry about that. The part I just posted was a prologue, I guess that got lost in the copy/paste. The frog part is coming soon. 

submitted by Rae
(May 28, 2017 - 3:18 pm)

OOOOOOOOOOh. Oops. Sorry for the grief.

submitted by General Waffleson
(May 28, 2017 - 4:39 pm)

Can I reserve a spot please?

submitted by Esquire of Rohan, Playing Xbox with Hawkeye
(May 28, 2017 - 5:16 pm)

@Waffleson, its perfectly fine.

@Esquire, if you can make a charrie sheet by this evening, then you can join. You might come into the story later, but you will be in it. 

submitted by Rae
(May 29, 2017 - 6:36 am)

GOOP FOR A NEW PART!!!!!! Musical Goops:

GOOOP with me

GOOOOP for the years

GOOOOOP for the laughter

GOOOOOOP for the tears

GOOOOOOOP on!

GOOOOOOOOP on!

GOOOOOOOOOP on!

GOOOOOOOOOOP on!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I see your red door and I want it painted GOOP

No colors anymoreI want them to trun GOOP

 

I will stop.

submitted by General Waffleson
(June 1, 2017 - 3:28 pm)
submitted by TOPPPPPP!
(June 1, 2017 - 3:29 pm)

FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS TOP ALREADY!

submitted by General Waffleson
(June 2, 2017 - 9:42 am)

This is still the prologue.

__________ 

Meanwhile, there was a small party going on. In a clearing only fifty paces from the edge of the path, four girls were gathered around a short, but long, foldable wooden table.

Their chatter was apparently aimless, but a couple distinct words and phrases kept popping up. "Spy". "Witch". "Fabric of Space". "Kangaroo". "War ostriches".

A tall girl with short hair stood up, stretched her legs, and checked her watch. "Can you turn the music down?" she asked. "Just for a sec."

"Yep," said the redhead as she turned a dial on the portable radio. "Shouldn't they be here soon?"

"Yeah." Bluebird, the girl with the watch, closed her eyes and listened hard. There was no sound of feet or voices from the path. "Maybe we should go to the cabin and wait for them," she suggested. 

Icy stood up too, and began to clear the table. "Help me pack up?"

Everyone pitched in, and soon the there was no trace of the gathering in the clearing. Dandelion folded up the table, and followed the others back to the path. She was glad that they were going back to the cabin. The woods always unnerved her, but not in a bad way. Just...like she wasn't alone.

 

Back at the small cabin, the girls unpacked their things. 

Bluebird checked her watch again, and said, "It's getting late. They should be here. It's the rendezvous if they don't find us in the woods, which of course they won't." 

Icy called from her chosen corner, "Can we call them somehow? I have a walkie-talkie."

"It's a good idea, but the question is, do they have one?" Dandelion added her wisdom to the conversation as she peeked out the door. "I don't see them yet."

Elementgirl sighed, and sat down at the desk to write. It had been a strange day, but she had no idea what was coming.

 

submitted by Rae
(June 4, 2017 - 9:22 am)

Cool! I like the dialogue especially. Can't wait for the new part!

submitted by General Waffleson
(June 6, 2017 - 7:23 am)
submitted by New part!
(June 6, 2017 - 6:13 am)
submitted by Top!
(June 13, 2017 - 12:19 am)