Ye Olde English

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Ye Olde English

Ye Olde English SI!

Dear friends, I do seeme to be a greate fan of the Olde English. So greate a fan that I hast createdd a SI for it. 

Thou shalt postte underneath a veil of a medieval title. Modernn language is strictlye prohibitede from this threade. 

Guesse me or thou shalt be throwne to the fyrie depths of the...of the...textying language. *Shuddyrse* 

--Lady Evelinne 

submitted by Ladye Evelinne
(May 19, 2017 - 12:21 pm)

back to the Pudding's Place

I shalt not typeth in the textying language.  It will be a greate challenge to separate oneself from what thou describeth as the textying language.  If one is to make a mistake in a postte where Ye Olde English is broken, forgiveth me for Ye olde English is not one's own first language.

submitted by Madame Klarinth, age 2+10 yrs, London, England
(May 20, 2017 - 1:10 am)

Might it be that thou art St. of the Owles, or perhapse Booksye Owlye, or mayhaps thou happenn to be Rae?

submitted by Ladye Evelinne
(May 21, 2017 - 12:28 pm)

No, thou haveth guessed incorrectly.  I am none of those, though one must guess thou as well.  Art thou leafPool?

submitted by Madame Klarinth, age 2+10 yrs, London, England
(May 21, 2017 - 3:18 pm)

Ladye Evelinne, might thou be the fair CByer Esthelle? 

submitted by Lady Cassandra
(May 21, 2017 - 4:35 pm)

Wait. Hold up. Cassandra as in, the lady who kept possesing everybody she could see including me? Because I really dont like her. 

submitted by Rose T.
(May 22, 2017 - 9:48 am)
submitted by Ladye Alexandria
(May 22, 2017 - 6:51 am)

I myselfe haveth no clue as to who thou art. I do beg of thee, how mae it be thate a lady such as I, with no understandinge of such matteres, shoulde knowe? I dare not be throwne mercillesly to thate dreadded chasm of horriblle miserie, the textying language. Oh! thee awfule, maliciously grinning face thate they calle the emojee Smile Oh save me fromm looking upon thate dreadfule countanence! 

submitted by Lady Aowyn, age 13, North America
(May 22, 2017 - 10:31 am)

@Madame Klarinth

Forsooth and I didst smack my heade againste my deske when I readd your commente. I dost happen to be Leafpoole. 

Zounds.

Madame Klarinth, art thou Girl of the Elementse?

Ladye Cassandra, art thou Blue-birde or Scylla?

Ladye Aowyn, *Cowyrse in horrore* Dear me, 'tis a dreadefull emoujee! Sende it awaye! Sende it awaye! Art thou Rae or Abigail S.? 

 

submitted by Ladye Evelinne
(May 22, 2017 - 2:42 pm)

Dearest Ladye Evelinne,

I must telle thee that I, unfortunately, am not Girl of the Elementse.  One must find out my name at some pointe, am I correct? 

submitted by Madame Klarinth, age 2 +10 yrs, London, England
(May 22, 2017 - 4:29 pm)

Ladye Aowyn, art thou Aelin?

Madame Klarinth, art thou Icye? 

submitted by Ladye Alexandria
(May 22, 2017 - 5:14 pm)

Deareste Ladye Alexandria,

I haveth to tell thou that I amn't Icye.  Thou must searche deepere than that, for the answer is well-hidden.

Art thou Epice Fangirle?

Best Regards,

Madame Klarinth 

submitted by Madame Klarinth, age 2+10 yrs, London, England
(May 22, 2017 - 9:06 pm)

I doth not knowe of this Epice Fangirle you speak of.

submitted by Ladye Alexandria
(May 24, 2017 - 5:36 am)

Thou shalt never guess me, for I am the respectede Ladye Elizebeth!

submitted by Ladye Elizebeth
(May 22, 2017 - 9:14 pm)

Art thou Rae?

submitted by Madame Klarinth, age 2+10 yrs, London, England
(May 22, 2017 - 10:07 pm)

Pardon if I misstep, I be but a simple novice in the worlde of Olde English. I haveth not an inkling from whence my name is.

submitted by Mortaine
(May 23, 2017 - 6:17 pm)
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