You are desperately

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

You are desperately

You are desperately looking for something to eat. Anything would be fine on this hot summer day in which you have been very busy. Now all that activity has taken its toll on you, and you're starving. 

You are reaching into a cabinet when you suddenly find an cereal box that doesn't belong. You look inside to see what kind of cereal it is when you discover that it is empty. Well, almost empty. You suddenly see that there is a folded piece of paper at the bottom of the box. Curious, you pull it out and unfold it. You see that there is writing on the paper and you begin to read it:

Dear Lucky Citizen,

Congratulations! You have recieved an all-expenses-paid trip* to Skywell Academy, a most wonderful university that studies the amazing art of flying. Well, not exactly flying, but sky-diving, airplane-flying, and whatnot. Anyways, in this trip you will learn all about flying, and you will even get to try it yourself! You will stay in a magnificent room on the first, second, or third floor, and you will get to tour the awe-inspiring Skywell Laboratory underground! And if you somehow want to entertain yourself differently, visit the Skywell Library on the fourth floor or the Skywell Theatre (only sometimes open), also on the fourth floor. There is no need to pack any food or drink items, as we have plenty in our fantastic Banquet Room, where we serve food and drinks three times a day. You will be transported to Skywell Academy by a taxi that will pick you up from your home, then a beautiful jet after you are dropped off by the taxi. Pack lightly, and enjoy your stay!

*There is an exception for popcorn.

~Superintendent of Skywell Academy

You stare, dumbfounded, at the piece of paper. What sort of nonsense was this? It surely couldn't be real. It was probably just a prank. You are about to continue searching for food when something lightly hits you on the head. Turning around, you see a paper airplane on the floor, obviously the thing that hit you. You pick it up and, once again, see writing. But now, it says:

This is not a prank, we assure you. Here at Skywell Academy, we take things quite seriously.

~Superintendent of Skywell Academy (which is real)

Startled, you ditch the kitchen and run straight to your room to pack. Maybe this was real after all. 

(Only 1-3 AEs, please. CAPTCHAs are allowed! Please include a packing list for each person/thing that is going. Oh, and please don't ask to be the last one killed or to not be the murderer. Seeing who gets killed last and who is the murderer is part of the Ski Lodge! Have fun, guys!) 

 

 

submitted by Your Superintendent, Skywell Academy
(March 11, 2017 - 5:54 pm)

Why do I feel like there are going to be a lot of people falling to death?

I'm bringing Stan, Yasmine, and Charles (who is a niffler).

I'm packing~

-A clown nose

-Ninja throwing stars

-An orange blobby thing

-Lots of books 

Stan is packing~

-An empty octopus tank

Yasmine is packing~

-Makeup

-A nature documentary on treefrogs and monkeys

-A unicorn horn 

submitted by The Riddler
(March 11, 2017 - 10:00 pm)

I love these things! I will come with:

-clothes

-books

-notebook and pencil

-Hamilton

-Anna(AE), Sequoia(AE), and Connie(CAPTCHA)

Who says I'm coming? I hate dying in mysterious and/or gruesome ways. I NEED TO PRACTICE!

You know what, Anna?

What?

"I need to practice sailing," has been used one too many times. YOU ARE COMING.

Fine. Can I sail there?

No.

Hmph. Well, I'll bring:

-clothes

-The Racing Rules of Sailing (I told her that she had to bring something to read)

I'll bring:

-clothes

-makeup

-a book

-pictures of elementgirl, Connie, and Anna(In case they die and I don't)

Ill brng some cpca food and my stfd anml mose. gwvu!

 

submitted by elementgirl18917
(March 12, 2017 - 6:23 am)

Sounds like this'll be a good Ski Lodge! I'll come! I'm bringing two of my AE's (both female).

Me- Old fashioned trunk to hold all this, a dagger made of adamantine and iron, a typewriter, clothes and other necessities (toiletry, etc.), and a hatbox.

Secret- Roller skates, an old suitcase, a muffin, clothes, and a waterbottle.

Cilantro (the sarcastic)- A coca-cola, a large hatbox, clothes, and a flamethrower pen.

LilyCat: mcme! mcme! 

No.

LilyCat: ppynyrhd.

Definetely not.

*Presses submit*

 

submitted by Pepper Star
(March 12, 2017 - 8:44 am)

I'm coming with Estella (AE)

I'm not coming to this place!  Remember the last one?  We almost got killed!  And we never found the killer!

*Sigh* Thats kind of the whole point....

TO GET KILLED?

*Drags to suitcase and tells to start packing*

This is all your fault if we-

This will be so much fun!   

My Packing List: 

Clothing

A pair of sneakers

Some books, paper, and a pencil

Board Games 

Other neccesities 

Estella's Packing List: 

Food and Water

Clothing

Maps (if we get lost)

Sneakers

Books  

Other necessities  

 

submitted by Treble Clef
(March 12, 2017 - 11:13 am)

Ooh! I'll come! I'm bringing:

- Books

- Boring necessities

- Notebooks & pens

- Talaria (Hermes' winged sandals)

 

I'm also bringing my 3 AE's (Note: Each of my AE's is a butterfly around 4 feet tall)

 

Fred Butterfly is very mischievious and will eat literally anything. He'll bring:

- Candy 

- Tires (to snack on)

- Scotch tape and sharpie markers (stolen from my desk drawer) 

Okay, borrowed.

They'll probably be destroyed by the time this all is over.

I'll pay you back...

You blow all your money on snacks!

That's not true! I like my tires well-seasoned!

So you steal them from junkyards. Which brings us back to our original problem: stealing.

Hey, want to taste my new Orcas Island water?

Why oh why did I get AE's??? 

- A robotic arm (for pranks) 

- A bucket of Orcas Island Water: a conconction made out of sand, salt water, pebbles seaweed, mud, and live lobsters, used for pranks

 

Ann Butterfly is an uber neat freak and prone to fainting. She's bringing: 

- Several large boxes of makeup (including lots of fake eyelashes of varying lengths)

- Several trunks of fashionable clothes (scarves, hats, capes and jewelry suitable for a butterfly to wear) with ridiculous amounts of lace and pink ribbon

They're not ridiculous, they're exquisite! You have absolutely no taste.

Sure... 

- A chest of smelling salts

- A bunch of fancy pink silk pillows and cushions

 

Robert Butterfly (Fred calls him Bob the Butterfly, which he hates) is a slightly socially awkward but otherwise average guy. He'll pack:

- A giant set of encyclopedias of every train that has been, is, will be, has been imagined, or exists in alternate dimmensions. It's a reread.

- A tome all about Amtrack trains. He's memorized the thing. 

 

And that's it! I'm excited! 

submitted by Shoshannah
(March 12, 2017 - 4:48 pm)

I'm coming! I'm bringing:

Gigi (my CAPTCHA)

Timeless (A pink fluffy unicorn), Belinda (A terribly cruel cobra), and Umbra (A shy shadow), my AEs  

Every book I like

A whip to keep Belinda under control 

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(March 13, 2017 - 8:48 pm)

Forgot my AE's name! Belinda is now Snicker. I just remembered.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(March 16, 2017 - 9:26 pm)

Sounds interesting.

I will bring:

-Clothes

-Headphones

-Music Player

-Kindle

Anne Peggy will be coming, too. 

submitted by Quirker
(March 14, 2017 - 9:13 am)

She will be bringing 

-Dictionary

-Calculator

-Highlighters

That's it! 

submitted by Quirker
(March 15, 2017 - 7:43 pm)

I've never been in one of these before! I'm coming. 

I'll bring necessary survival equipment:

- Private stores of water and food

- Rope

- Flashlight 

Also, books and a writing notebook

submitted by Zeus, Idaho
(March 14, 2017 - 12:47 pm)

bringing books, sketchbook, notebook, and my black winged kitten capatcha, Muninn.

submitted by Destiny , age 12
(March 18, 2017 - 1:08 pm)