Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

You wake up early in the morning, grumbling quietly. For some reason, your alarm clock woke you up three hours earlier than it was supposed to. Now that you think about it, all of the technology in your house has been acting glitchy, even a little buggy. (No pun intended.) 

When you go to get the mail, you notice a really strange card of some sort. It says:

"Hello carefully chosen human! Today is your lucky day! You, and only a few other people, have been invited to visit the famous Wolf Labs! This is a one in a million chance. You will stay in Ema's underground mansion with state of the art technology that no one else can even get their hands on yet! We are talking holograms that are tangible and interactive, high speed transportation that can take you all over the world in seconds through top secret tunnels, automatic room shifting that allows you to personalize the room you are staying in, and even bags that have infinite space in them! When you are there, you will be able to talk to the famous Ema Wolf herself and even have the chance to help invent a new product! Hurry! You can't miss this!"

You see some fine print, and squint to read it:

"Wolf Labs is not responsible for any radiation poisoning, lost limbs, or deaths."

Yup this is my first Sky Lodge! I'm so excited! Hurry up AND SIGN UP BECAUSE THERE ARE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF SPOTS. HURRY GO GO GO! Also, want to guess who I am? Not right away, of course. Maybe after the first chapter. Anyway, get typing! Ema Wolf is waiting!