Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

PUCK'S PRANK PALACE 

Ariel: Don't you think that's a big title?

Puck: What? Naw, it ain't big. Besides, it's good aliteration! *Hisses* Now get out, you're ruining my big moment!

*Coughs*  

Hello Everyone, and welcome to Puck's Prank Palace! I hope you like it. *Gestures around the shop* Here is where you can find any sort of prank, for CBers and AEs alike! 

Some of our examples:

-Snowballs. Now, I know what your thinking: Snowballs? Why in the world would anyone want SNOWBALLS? Well, think on this for a moment: It's summer, and one of your best friends just came to your house. You feel a little mischeviousness coming on. So, what do you do? You go to the freezer for a snowball. Are you starting to see the picture? Ha! Who would expect a snowball in the middle of SUMMER?  And, if your snowballs melt before 30 days, we'll give you more snowballs, or your money back FREE. (Also, once snow runs out, who says you can't make snow?) 

-Pies. In any flavor. Banana cream, brussel sprout, rasberry, blueberry, apple, and more! We even have pies you have never heard of; such as: Razzleberry, Banana Bonanza, Moonberry, etc.

-Itching powder (One of my personal favorites! It's also the very prank that started off my pranking career.)

-Whoopee Cushions (In honor of one of my dearest friends, who is sadly not here, Grasshopper.)

-Hand buzzers

-Squirt flowers

and much more!

Sir Galahad: bomb!

Puck: Yes, I was just getting to that Galahad. Wait, did you say bomb?

Galahad: *Nods*

Puck: *Squeals* Galahad finally said his first word!!!! I'm so happy!!! *Sniffles*

Joan: *Smiles in the background*

Puck: *Coughs* Anyways, another one of my personal favorite pranks is my patented Itching Powder Smoke Bombs. They come in any color. (Although, the purple ones work best!) Allow me to demonstrate. *Throws* *Purple smoke appears* *Everyone ducks* *Smoke clears* *Puck is gone* *Puck reappears* You see? You simply throw one on the ground, and the smoke instantly starts up. Then, the itching powder falls. It's also a really good and quick getaway.

In the middle of the shop is a place with many assorted bottles. Here is where you can combine elements and other stuff to create your OWN pranks. 

As you can see, we have many assortments of Pranks. If you can't find me for help, you can ask one of my trusty assistants.

*Joan, Ariel, Diovald, and Galahad wave*

Puck: *Smiles* I'm usually in the store, or in my shed. *Gestures to the back of the store* That's where I make all of my other patented pranks. I'll try to come up with a new one every month or two. 

We also have many great ideas on HOW to use the prank you choose in the best way possible. (Such as, Itching powder as confetti at a party.) If your prank does not work, or is not to your liking before 2 months or so, we will return your money, or give you a new prank FREE.   

Also, if you have any ideas for a BRAND NEW PRANK, and would like to patent it, I can help you with that. Don't worry, I won't steal any of your own prank ideas. Puck's Prank Palace's main objective is to urge you to be creative, and we're very truthful. I promise.

Joan: What about the price?

Puck: Oh, that? Right. . . once you have a prank selected, comment on the one you want, and we'll come up with an appropriate price together.

Ariel: What about your pranking bag?

Puck: Nope. My bag is NOT for sale. Nor is the idea of my bag. It's one of a kind. So are my pranking curses. So yeah, those are not for sale. But, everything else is!

Again, if you have any questions, ask me or my assistants. 

I hope you enjoy!