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WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLA
WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY GRAND TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sit disimpasioned on your mother's weathered window cushion, watching a torrent of heavy streams descend from the sky. The glare of lightning lights up the room for a moment then disperses into a wave of thunder whilst large beads of water drool across the window pane, leaving misty trails; reminding you of the fifteen page essay on the silk road that your supposed to turn in tomorrow. Tis' yet another mockery of your miserable life appointed from the universe, you think despondently. You let out a long wheezing groan, sounding remarkably simliar to a bass horn. You watch the rain for a few minutes longer then slowly and achingly remove yourself from your halow of dispair. With considerable effort you make your way toward the living room couch, letting out a degected sigh before sprawling over the upholstered pillows. You reach for the tv remote and start flipping through channels, searching woefully for the nature survival show. After about two minutes and 89 different networks you stop at something interesting titled "CHOCOLATE FACTORY OPENS FOR FIRST TIME IN 57 YEARS!!!" A short girl in a tight dress and bright red lipstick smiling a celebrity smile appears on the screen,
"HELLO CHOCOLATE FANS, HOLLY HOLLERY HOLLISEN HERE ON CNN NEWS! COULD THE CANDY AND CONFECTION FACTORY WE SO LOVE FINALLY BE OPENING THEIR DOORS ONCE AGAIN?! YES ANS YES! AFTER 57 YEARS BEHIND CEMENT WALLS AND ELECTRIC FENCES, WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY IS OPENING ONCE AGAIN TO THE PUBLIC!!! BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP TO FAR FOLKS! ONLY TEN LUCKY WINNERS AND TWO OF THEIR GUESTS WILL BE ALLOWED INTO THE FACTORY!!!!" She squashed the microphone into some guys face, smiling all the while.
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS EXITING TURN OF EVENTS MR. SECRETARY!!!!"
The man tightened his tie, daintilly fingering the microphone before turning to the camera.
"Um, yes, willy wonka the esteemed owner of the greatest choclatiering factory in the world has chosen to invite ten lucky CBers to join him on a-"
He glanced down at his notes before returning to the camera.
"Grand tour and Wonderful Wily Wonka approved hotel and dining."
He wiped the perspiration from his brow with the edge of his tie.
"Ten golden tickets have been ambiguously placed inside ten 'original willy Wonka chocolate bars' and um-
He slipped a glance over at holly whose lips seemed to be creased into a never ending smile.
" I think that's i-
Holly immediately burst into the scene shoving the seratary out of the way before hollering into the microphone.
"AND THATS IT FOLKS! STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY WINNERS!!! AND DONT FORGET TO EAT EAT EAT THAT CHOCOLATE WORLD, TEN OF THOSE BARS CONTAIN A FREE TICKET TO WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!!!!"
She flipped her dyed mane of designer hair before striking a pose.
"REPORTEEEEER OUT!!!"
The interview was cut short and replaced with a Causwald's foot cream commercial.
You let lit a blissful sigh, imagining yourself inside a five star hotel, eating gourmet keishes and deviled eggs. Immediately your stomach and begins to grumble and you realize just how hungry that interview made you. You nimbly make your way into the kitchen, opening a oak cabinet crammed with sugary confections. Pulling out a chocolate bar you muse over the thought of receiving a golden ticket. With a chuckle you seat yourself back on the couch and begin flipping through the channels. Satisfied on a cheetah safari show you absent-mindedly take a bite of the bar.
You chew for a moment then immediately spit it out. With wide eyes you rip the wrapper further and find a golden foil ticket inside. Disbelievingly you read the further instructions.
Hello lucky winner!!! If you are reading this you probably know most of the rules, only two guests per CBer please and we would greatly appreciate a sheet to go along with them, and don't worry about transportation, we'll have one of our premium helicopters pick you up, On that note know that all tours attractions and amusements are completely and utterly safe, tested and free!!**
**willy Wonka's chocolate factory is not responsible for murders, kidnappings, and poisoning. Not including vending machines.
HAVE A HAPPY DAY!!!
With one last glance you stand up and cry, "I'M GOING TO WILLY WONKA'S!!!!!!!
submitted by Willy Wonka
(September 15, 2016 - 10:40 pm)
(September 15, 2016 - 10:40 pm)
I'm coming if there's still room! I'll post a sheet later!!!
(September 17, 2016 - 6:34 am)
Are you Will, Willy Wonka?
(September 17, 2016 - 9:51 am)
@Question, Nope!!!
@Novelist, I've actually been here for a few months, I just havnt really gotten into the AEs :)
(September 17, 2016 - 10:43 am)
That would be ironic.
I haven't seen Will around lately.
(September 17, 2016 - 11:10 am)
Reserving a spot! I'll post my packing list later.
(September 17, 2016 - 3:44 pm)
Spots closed!!!!
When riddler get her post the tour shall begin!!!!!!
(September 17, 2016 - 4:28 pm)
(September 17, 2016 - 6:10 pm)
I reserve a spot if there's one left! I'm bringing my AE Stan and my CAPTCHA Charles
(September 17, 2016 - 3:55 pm)
Here's my CAPTCHA's 'charrie sheet'.
Name: Chip
Species: Mouse; CAPTCHA
Appearance: Agouti (Brown) With long hair and an adorable little face.
Other: He's a boy!
(September 18, 2016 - 6:57 am)
What? That's only nine people! If it's alright, may I come? With Brian and Ellak?
AE(s): Brian, Ellak
AE's Weapon(s): Brian: SuperHot salsa blaster. Ellak: Fire breath and claws. He is usually non-violent, though, and neutral in most fights.
AE's Powers(optional): n/a
AE's Appearance/Description: Brian: Tall, handsome, light brown hair, brown eyes that look like he's laughing at you behind your back, t-shirt and jeans that have notes scribbled on them in sharpie. Loves playing tricks and pranks on everyone, teasing and insulting everyone in the vicinity, making Ellak mad by using bad spelling and grammar, and pick-pocketing everyone. He is insane. Brian idolizes Peeves, and his weakness is crystallized pineapples. Ellak: a golden robotic dragon that can breathe fire, talk, be ridden, and has a magical library in his belly. He is quick to take offense and loves reading, writing short stories, reading, organizing his library, reading, locking Brian in his cell, reading, getting Brian in trouble, reading, teaching Cardinal how to read and write, reading, reading, reading, reading, reading, and, sorry, did I mention reading?
P.S Cardinal says "teid". You know someone named Ted? I don't.
(September 18, 2016 - 2:59 pm)
Several apologies, school gets in the way does it not? The first part shall be in later today.
@Kate, did you count autumnleaves??
(September 20, 2016 - 7:16 am)
DAY 1~
September drifted aimleslly through the helicopter's endless accomodations.
Thirteen bathrooms, three bedrooms, five kitchens, six closets and yet no vending machine.
September let out a labored sigh before starting back to the seating-quarters. Stuffing her hands into her jean pockets she began pondering the consequences of returning to Cortana empty-handed.
True she had not found Cortana's requested patato chips, but did vending machines actually exhibit them?
September doubted it. No vending machine she'd ever seen had that upgrade.
And even if there was one of those dilapidated things around here, there was probnobly a whole ROOM at the factorty.
Ready with her excuse Sep. prepared to face the pure mutiny of Cortana's anger when she found September potato chip-less.
~✴~
(September 21, 2016 - 6:23 am)
HaHa
(September 21, 2016 - 7:19 pm)
AAAAAGH!!!! I WAS WORKING ON DAY 1 AND IT DELETED!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
(September 22, 2016 - 6:58 am)
Oh no. . .
My potato chips? Where are they?
Ummm. . . The helicopter doesn't have potato chips. . .
WHAT?! NO POTATO CHIPS??? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??!?!?? EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD HAS POTATOOOOO CHIIIIIPS!!!!!!
Well, the helicopter doesn't actually have a vending machine.
Oh.
In that case, I should speak with the pilot.
Um, I don't think that's a good idea. . .
*runs off*
(in the background) I find your lack of potato chips incredibly disturbing!!!
*sigh*
Nice job, Willy Wonka! Oh, and Chester says nipw. You want to nip a whale? I don't think that's a good idea. . .
(September 21, 2016 - 10:54 pm)