You sit in your classroom at school, bored out of your mind. You doodle mindlessly in your notebook as you stare into space. Your eyes dart around the classroom, looking for something, anything, to do. A flash of maroon outside the classroom door's small window startles you.

You jump out of your seat when the teacher's back is turned and race to the classroom door, which opens seemingly on it's own. Thank goodness that the janitor just oiled the door's hinges! You close the door quietly and crouch, looking for the source of the flash. Your eyes quickly zero in on the maroon envolope on the floor, expelling maroon glitter from it's flap.

You grab hold of the letter and a blast of maroon glitter hits you square in the face. You blindly open the envelope and, as you wipe glitter from your eyes, see a starch white note that reads:

Dear CBer,

You have been invited to stay in my luxurious resort, called Resort O'Booke, for as long as you wish... or as long as you stay alive. You will be treated to a suite which you do have to share with fellow CBers, CAPTCHAS, and AEs. This suite will have several studies, bathrooms, and private libraries, but only one sleeping area.

Will you accept my generous offer to stay in Resort O'Booke? I am eagerly awaiting your reply!

XOXO,

Paige O'Booke

P.S. Any murders are not the fault of me or my staff and cannot be charged to Resort O'Booke.

P.P.S. You cannot refuse this. The glitter will blind you in one minute unless you say yes out loud.