Island Paradise Resort!!!
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
Island Paradise Resort!!!
Island Paradise Resort!!! Please join!
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You are walking into your neighborhood, miserable. You just got out of school, and it's Winter Break. You should be happy, but you aren't. you are going to be stuck in your boring house the whole break, with no access to the Chatterbox. This is because you are grounded.
For reading. Reading!
Well, that isn't exactly the whole story.
The day before yesterday, you were reading an extremely immersing fantasy novel. You were in the middle of a very suspenseful part when your parent yelled,"Lights out!" You tried to argue, but your parent cut you off. "I don't care how good your book is. You need to get some sleep." You wanted to scream that they didn't understand, that you simply had to keep reading. But you kept quiet; there was no use in arguing. You sighed and turned off your lamp.
Five mintues later, you pulled your covers over your head, along with three quilts on top to make sure your flashlight wouldn't shine through and give you away. You turned it on. It was supposed to be used for emergencies only. And this was an emergency. A book emergency.
You continued reading, feeling excited. You wanted to scream with giddy delight when the main character finally kissed that girl, but you could only smile silently. You wanted to punch the wall when the main character's best friend betrayed him, but you could only grit your teeth. Then that charming wizard guy died. You dropped the book, shaking.
"Nooooooooo!" you wailed. "No, no, no, I hate you, author!"
Your bedroom door flew open, and your parent rushed it. It all went downhill from there.
"I am confiscating your book for two da-" your parent started. Suddenly there was a flash, and the room seemed to shudder. For a second, your parent's eyes turned scarlet. Then everything went back to normal, and you forgot all about that weird thing that just occured.
Your parent's voice was cold. "You are grounded. For the entire Winter Break. No screen time, no blogging, and no leaving the house."
Now you are walking home, dead leaves crunching beneath your feet.
You arrive at your house and open the mailbox. Something flies into your hands. It's a letter:
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Dear Chatterboxer and Book Lover,
You have been invited to be in the first group of people to stay at the newly constructed Island Paradise Resort! The Resort sits on a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. In fact, the entire island is owned by the Resort. We are its only inhabitants. You will be taken to the island on a first-class private jet. Once you arrive, prepare to have a world of fun!
Our Resort is made up of a four-story luxury hotel, a beautiful beach, a small amusement park, a five-star restaurant, multiple relaxation areas, three thrilling waterslides, a peaceful forest, and absolutely no murders!
And the best part is...it's all FREE*!!!
The length of your stay depends on the number of people attending. If you choose, you may bring one AE and/or one CAPTCHA. We will pick you up from your home. Watch for our purple limousine.
We are not responsible for any pain, excruciating pain, deaths, excruciatingly painful deaths, or pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
See you there,
Island Manager
*You will have to pay for the popcorn.
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You pack your belongings right away, and as soon as you finish, a shiny violet limousine parks in front of your house. You run outside, dragging your AE and(/or) your CAPTCHA with you. The car door opens, and you get in. Before you know it, you are driven away in a whirl of mauve.
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I will let you all know when we have enough people, and then no more people can join.
And you may start guessing as to who I am starting the moment you join.
(June 6, 2016 - 12:58 pm)
DAY FOUR
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The Manager's voice came over the loudpeaker in the lobby: "Attention, everyone. I have good news: We are not stuck here, as you may have thought. You will return home, um...eventually."
"Eventually. Oh great. Here comes the bad news," Danie groaned.
Sure enough, the Manager said, "Bad news: it will take about two weeks to regain communications. However, I ask that you take in mind the possibiliy that these deaths may have been the only ones, that they were...targeted, not spontaneous." There was a pause.
"The amusement park and slides are not yet open, but the beach area is. Please notfiy me if you wish to leave that area. To do so, simply press the button on a purple pole. There are many around the island, they should be easy to find. Oh, that reminds me to tell you that although communications with anywhere outside are cut off, we still have connection within the island, so there is WiFi, and you can text or call each other, and the purple poles work."
"Try to relax and have as much of a good time as you can. I understand this may be hard for some of you..."
A few glances at September.
"But just try. It's really the only thing you can do."
"So go out and have some fun now!"
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More later!
(June 17, 2016 - 5:25 pm)
DAY FOUR, continued
The vacationers were having a blast at teh beach- bilding sand castles, relaxing underneath their umbrellas, and running in the waves. Everyone once in a while, Dolphin, could be seen leaping from the water. The ocean was warm and clear, and a light breeze blew thorughout the island.
HAB, however, wanted to surf, and there weren't any good waves where the CBers were settled. She looked around and saw some good surfing waves at the far end of the shoreline, near a cluster of palm trees. She grabbed her green surfboard and headed away from the others.
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Fifteen minutes later, HAB was exhausted from surfing. Exhausted, but happy. She sat down on the sand and stared at her reflection in the crystal water.
Suddenly someone else's face appeared in the reflection. Its eyes were filled with a cold determination. HAB sucked in her breath and started to turn her head.
The killer grabbed her head and shoved it into the water.
HAB kicked and screamed, but the killer was holding her down, and her screams came out as only streams of bubbles.
The killer continued to hold her face into the water.
Until HAB stopped struggling.
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R.I.W. HAB. Rest In Water.
(June 18, 2016 - 11:28 am)
Shoot, there are "she"s where there should be "he"s for HAB. Sorry, HAB! They're like that because before I had put the victim as Kate, then I'm like *slaps forhead* Kate is already dead.
#Skills
(June 18, 2016 - 6:49 pm)
I'm 60% sure I'm the Killer at this point. Water, planes, ice cream... I could pull off those murders.
(June 20, 2016 - 8:15 am)
DAY FIVE
Understandably, the CBers decided not to go to the beach today. Instead, they agreed on swimming in the hotel pool where "we'll all be safe and within sight of each other" as September put it.
An intense chicken fight began: Sprankje on Brookeira's shoulders versus Masked Piester on Danie's shoulders.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!" the others chanted excitedly, except for Squeak, who was fiddling with his watch, and Maire, who stared vacantly at somewhere in the distance.
The "fighters" were all smiling.
"You're about to get PIE-d!" Masked Piester cackled gleefully.
"BRING IT ON!" Sprankje yelled. "Someone countdown to the chicken fight...I mean, the event in which Piester will be epically defeated."
"In your dreams!" Piester said, putting on her purple goggles.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, NUMBER TEN PACES FIRE!" Clouded Leopard and Owlgirl sang.
The two AES started pushing at each other, laughing and hollering. Eventually Sprankje managed to shove Piester hard enough that Piester lost balance and fell into the pool.
"VICTORYYYYYYYYY!" Sprankje cried.
Piester yelled and started a splash war.
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The CBers began to climb out of the pool, dry themselves off with towels, and head inside. But Dolphin continued to swim happily in the pool, going in circles and leaping out of the water.
"You want to get out now, Dolphin?" the Manager asked, gesturing towards the saltwater-filled tank in which Dolphin floated when she* wasn't able to swim in a larger body of water.
Dolphin shook her head and did a flip.
"Okay then," the Manager said, and left.
"Do you think she'll be okay by herself? That she won't...drown like HAB did?" a CBer wondered as the slipped their flip-flops back on.
"She's a marine animal. She's not gonna drown." their companion replied.
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An hour later, Dolphin was still swimming in the pool.
The killer emerged from behind a palm tree, quietly dragging a crate with it. With a grunt, it stopped at the edge of the pool.
Dolphin swam towards the crate and looked up at the killer, hopeful. Maybe this was a game, and there were toys inside the box!
The killer flipped open the latch on the crate door and dashed away. It suddenly occured to the dolphin that maybe there wern't toys in the box.
The crate door fell open.
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dolphin squeaked in alarm as a six-foot, torpedo-shaped barracuda with a terrifying array of of knife-sharp teeth flopped into the water. The monstrous fish fixed its cold, black eyes on the CAPTCHA.
And charged.
With another squeak of terror, Dolphin swam hurriedly in the opposite direction at lightning speed.
But the barracuda was faster. In less than a second, it caught up to her.
The last thing Dolphin saw was the barracuda's open jaws.
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R.I.B.S. Dolphin. Rest in Barracuda's Jaws.
*@HAB: I don't know if your CAPTCHA is female or male...but I made Dolphin female in this Ski Lodge, since I didn't know.
(June 20, 2016 - 6:45 pm)
We're singing Hamilton!! I love it! I've been listening to far too much Hamilton lately.
(June 20, 2016 - 9:35 pm)
Is there such thing as far too much Hamilton? :P
Wrll maybe if it gets in the way of things...but still.
(June 21, 2016 - 2:53 pm)
Ok, about Hamilton, are we talking about Hamilton Holt from 39 clues, extremely muscled Tomas? Or something else? Just wondering......
(June 21, 2016 - 9:37 pm)
Uh...what does 39 Clues have anything to do with singing the 10 Duel Commandments from Hamilton?
Hamilton is a new smash hit hip-hop musical (rapping and singing) that is the most popular musical right now, winner of a Pulitzer, a Grammy, and 16 Tonys including Best Musical, and a musical that I am completely obsessed with and has taken over my life.
Clouded and I were singing a line from a song from it, Ten Duel Commandments, when we were counting down to the chicken fight.
(June 22, 2016 - 4:35 pm)
Oooooooooo........sorry. I automatically thought of one of my fandoms when I heard Hamilton.......
(June 23, 2016 - 8:17 pm)
A barracuda? *Googles picture* AAAAAAAAA THAT IS SO SCARY
(June 21, 2016 - 2:54 pm)
Warning: I think this is going to be the most emotional post you're going to get...my pencil was just non-stop today...
DAY SIX
Brookeira, Mirax, and Shadowmoon pushed open the door to the pool, giggling at an autocorrected text Shadowmoon had sent.
Mirax took one glance at the pool, and her eyes rolled back into her head as she fainted. Brookeira yelped and caught her. Shadowmoo ran to the purple pole by the door and slammed her fist onto the button. "Owlgirl? Get here RIGHT NOW. There's a monster in the pool!"
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"A CAPTCHA!"
"That's...that's horrific."
"I didn't think the killer would go so far!"
"Terrible, terrible, just terrible."
Nougat seemed confused. "I'm sorry...I'm new here...I don't really get why...it happening to a CAPTCHA is especially bad? Isn't it as bad as an AE or CBer?"
There were a few gasps. "How could he not know?" someone said loudly.
Nougat blushed. "I'm sorry..."
"No, it's okay," Hermione told Nougat reassuredly. "Look, have you ever read Harry Potter? At least the first book?"
The winged AE nodded.
"Remember when Firenze esplains to Harry why the slaying of a unicorn is a crime? That only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would do such a thing. That it is 'a monstrous thing' to slay soemthing pure and defenseless to save yourself."
"It's similar to that. To hurt a CAPTCHA is very awful to us CBers. Even if an individual CAPTCHA is not so innocent, CAPTCHAs as a group are considered innocent beings. It's...unthinkable to fatally harm one."
"Oh," Nougat said softly.
"At this point, the murderer must be either crazy, or have a very good reason." Marie commented.
Danie looked suspsicious. "A very good reason. You say that as if you have experience."
Marie paled. "Oh no! I...I've just read a lot of mystery novels, that's all."
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I'm not done. I'm just submitting this day in parts, because it's rather long, and I don't want to keep you waiting.
(June 25, 2016 - 11:16 am)
DAY SIX, continued
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The CBers rushed through the gates of the amusement park.
"Wait!" Owlgirl called through her Hamilton megaphone. "One last thing. It is required that everyone travel in groups of no less than three people."
The CBers took a few moments to reassemble themselves.
"You do know why she's having us be with at least two other people, right?" Shadowmoon asked her groupmates. Danie, Squeak, and Brookeira shook their heads.
"With three, at least there's a witness, or someone to help. She doesn't want us to go off alone, because obviously that asking for it. But she doesn't want us in partners, because there's the possibility that one of the two is, you know..."
"The killer," Squeak said in a bored tone, currently in his unicorn form. "Oh goody."
"Sorry, he's like that," Danie explained. "He's pretty sarcastic when he's a unicorn.
"Of course not. I'm definitely using no sarcasm whatsoever," Squeak rolled his eyes.
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I'm so mad, I have to leave, and I'm not going to be home until around 10:00. and my mom defintiely won't let me be on teh computer late. I'm so sorry, I have to continue my post tomorrow. Argh, I have it all written out and everything.
(June 25, 2016 - 11:30 am)
This is fantastic, Owlgirl!
(June 26, 2016 - 7:11 am)
Thanks!
(June 26, 2016 - 12:27 pm)