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Ten million dollar reward!!!!
(This is the real one. We apologize for any inconvenience.)
Just come to our laboratory on a date to be confirmed later on in April this year. And no, this is not a joke! All you have to do is sit through a couple of painless and harmless tests, and the money is all yours! Space is limited, so register now by sending in the form below; the first six people to apply will be admitted.
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Hobbies, interests, and skills:
Next of kin:
What you will do with the money after you receive it:
Other:
In smaller print, it specifies how you must complete the entire form to be admitted, how their special train will pick you up, and other boring things like that. In even smaller letters it says something about how the Addison B. Miller Elite Biotechnological Laboratory is in no way accountable for the death or harming of any of their patients, but you barely notice. The million dollar reward is all you can think of. What will you ever do with that?
Important note:
Please specify any AEs or CAPTCHAs as well. New installments will be posted once or twice a week. Also please note that it may take a little while for the plot to thicken-- but all in good time, all in good time. Keep reading. You just have to have a little patience.
submitted by The Chronicler
(March 26, 2016 - 10:28 am)
(March 26, 2016 - 10:28 am)
TEN MILLION FREAKING DOLLARS?!?!?! Heck yeah I'm coming!
Name: balletandbow
Age: 12
Gender: female
Hobbies, interests, and skills: Reading, writing, listening to music. Learning another language, singing. Ballet training that can be deadly.
Next of Kin: My parents, brothers, and AEs
MONEY!!!: Buy all of the new Rick Riordan books, then go to the Star Wars and Harry Potter Disneyland things.
Other: 3 AEs will be coming, BowAndBalletTheMechanicalPencil(BABTMP), Torstyn, and PSXtreme.
(March 26, 2016 - 1:19 pm)
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(March 26, 2016 - 2:37 pm)
Help admins! I can't top this! I can only find it by sorting through most recent posts... is there something you can do to bring it to the top? Please help; there's no telling what my master will do to me if I can't get this to top!
I don't know how to do that. Let's see if this comment moves it to the top.
Admin
(March 26, 2016 - 2:46 pm)
CAPTCHA says urgz. My thoughts exactly.
(March 26, 2016 - 2:47 pm)
Do you think I have to repost it again?
You could try that. I just switched your 10 to Ten, thinking that maybe it wasn't moving because it began with a numeral instead of a word. Not that that's any rule I've ever heard, but I just thought it might help.
Admin
(March 26, 2016 - 2:50 pm)
TOP
OMG: MY CHAPPIE JUST SAID ANOTHER WORD
(March 26, 2016 - 5:01 pm)
I will come. For TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!!!???
Name: Elvina Greenwood
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Hobbies interests and skills: Reading writing etc.... (I don't really know what to put here)
Next of kin: family, Legolas my CAPATCHA
What I will do with the money: save forests, get a lot of books that I want, start a few new librarys.
Other: I will be bringing a few of my books a notepad and pencil and also Legolas.
(March 26, 2016 - 4:59 pm)
Name: Mirax Terrik
Age: 11
Gender: Female
Hobbies, interests, and skills: Star Wars, reading, quoting obscure things that no one will ever get, piloting a freighter, smuggling.
Next of kin: Booster Terrik
What you will do with the money after you recieve it: Transfer it into republic credits.
Other: I will bring Mrs Elton (Mrs E. if you prefer.) my AE, and Whistler my Captcha.
(March 26, 2016 - 6:29 pm)
Joining!
Name: Joan
Age: 13
Gender: Girl
Hobbies, interests, and skills: Reading, writing, swordfighting, and I think that's it.
Next of kin: ???? Probably my parents, siblings, or my AE Puck.
What you will do with the money after you recieve it: Hmm, put half in my savings, and then use the rest to by my dream home.
Other: I will be bringing my sword, journal, a couple books, camera, my CAPTCHA Sir Galahad, and my AE Puck.
P.s. Puck is a girl, Sir Galahad is a boy, just so you know.
P.s.s. Puck is bringing her prank bag, and her prank journal.
(March 26, 2016 - 11:48 pm)
Name: Shadow Dragon. Call me Shade or Shadow.
Age: l lost track a few millennia ago.
Gender: Female.
Hobbies, interests, and skills: My hobbies include; sleeping, sleeping, and more sleeping, l am interested in not waking up any time soon and my skills include blackmailing and sleeping.
Next of kin: The shadows that haunt your nightmares.
What you will do with the money after you receive it: Use it as a pillow. Or eat it.
Other: l am packing the very idea of infinity, so do beware.
(March 27, 2016 - 9:44 am)
Name: Parker S.
Age: 9
Gender: girl
Hobbies, interests, and skills: Coding, writing, cats. Takes piano
Next of kin: mom dad AEs
What you will do with the money after you receive it: buy a house for me and my friends to live in ALONE!
Other: have 6 AEs. Three of them are cats called Fire Lightning and Ice. Fire and Lightning are crazy. The other are humans called Violet Rose and Daisy. Rose likes pranks. I also have a CAPTCHA called Cass.
(March 27, 2016 - 11:33 am)
Thank you so much for your support, Admin/s. My master, the Chronicler, was really getting really... well... let's just say aggravated. As I treasure my life and wish to keep living it, I am very glad that this thread got to the top. Though that may be a bad thing for the people in it...
Apprentice...
Sorry, er, forget I ever said that... this will be just great and you'll get a whole lot of money and it will be so much... um... fun.
Your doom, I mean, happy adventurings will begin... let's say on the 1st or 2nd, once all the slots are filled.
In the meantime, the Chronicler wishes to know a little more about your AEs. Just to make sure we've got everything straight, please specify their gender, species, and whether they're sane or crazy. Also please tell the gender of your CAPTCHAS. We apologize if that is inconvenient, but we don't want to offend or confuse anyone midway through the story. If you don't respond before the story begins, we will make educated guesses.
Thank you.
(March 27, 2016 - 1:06 pm)