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Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

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You see a thread on the Chatterbox, a website you usually come to. Clicking on it, you read these words: 

 

There is a noise behind you, and you turn away from your computer just in time to see a giant hamster wearing a top hat appear!  He hands you a photograph of something and disappears in a puff of pink smoke. 
Odd, the photograph is of...nothing, just solid white. Puzzled, you turn back to your computer only to notice that words have been added to the post! Your eyes scan over them quickly, wondering how that was possible. 
Congratulations! You are one of the lucky few admitted to the grand Chatterbox Camp! Are you ready for the camp adventure of your lifetime? Well, if not, who cares? You're getting it anyway! Perpare for a fun sleepaway camp with absolutely NO alien invasions, explosions, and murder! First come first serve. Only 12 campers are allowed, not counting AEs. 
Please fill out this form if you would like to join:
Name:
Gender: 
Friends You Would Like to Cabin With if They Join:  
What you are packing (5 things max): 
Food allergies (if any):
Alter Ego(s) and if they are coming:
The camp bus will pick you up on the 23rd of October.
Best wishes,
*Scribble that is supposed to be a signature*
The Camp Manager 
submitted by The Camp Manager , Chatterbox Camp
(October 16, 2015 - 7:59 pm)

Somebody 

Gender: All of us are female 

Friends: St. Owl

What am I packing: MIRIS, my experiments, a dart gun, Shifting Sands' mystic items, and Volcano Flame's large collection of explosives. 

Food allergies: Somebdy: I am too biologically perfect! Volcano: NoOoOPe!!! Shifting: Well, I'm non-corporeal... 

Alter Egos: Shifting Sands, a ghost who is a jerk and can summon things, and Volcano Flame, a hyperactive pyromaniac. They are both coming. 

submitted by Somebody and Co., age Who cares, Various places
(October 16, 2015 - 8:25 pm)

*Clears throat* By order of Chatterbox Camp's manager, this thread must top! 

Top, I said!  

submitted by The Camp Messenger
(October 17, 2015 - 8:21 pm)

You have only until the... uh... *checks notes*  23rd to sign up, otherwise you will be left behind and Somebody, Shifting, and Volcano will get all the cabins to themselves! 

There is also a change of plans. We underestimated just how many alter egos exist, so the limit is now SIX campers, not counting insane counterparts.  

Last-minute inclusions are possible, but certainly we request you join on time.  

submitted by The Camp Messenger
(October 17, 2015 - 8:36 pm)

Well. That thread-within-a-thread-within-a-hamster-thread was slightly confusing. But I am coming!

Name: Sydney. 

Gender: female 
Friends You Would Like to Cabin With if They Join:  I don't want to offend anyone. Joan B?
What you are packing (5 things max): IPad mini, earbuds...I don't know, stuffed animal? It appears I don't need that much, apparently.
Food allergies (if any): None. That I recall.
Alter Ego(s) and if they are coming: no alter egos to speak of, as of today.
Sleepaway camp! Interesting...
Wait, alien invasions? Well, are they hula-dancing aliens or aliens who intend to take over the planet? Or both?
Wait, explosions? Never mind. That's semi-normal. Depending on the circumstances.
Wait, murder? Why am I questioning murder? I knew from the moment I saw it it was a murder mystery.
Also, where'd the hamster go? I'd like a magician hamster.
Okay, I'm done with questions. Probably.  See you there! I'll be the one singing Girl Scout songs on the bus! (*starts singing the Yodeling Ostrich song and doing hand movements*) 
submitted by Sydney C., age 13, Oz
(October 17, 2015 - 8:54 pm)

Joining!

Name: Joan B. of Arc; Gender: Female

Friends I would like to cabin with: Sydney C., Rosebud, Katydid, St. Owl, Chocabookaholic, Phantom N., and any others that The Camp Manager puts me with. 

Food Allergies: NONE!!!!

Alter Ego(s) and if they're coming: Puck, yes she is coming.

What I am packing: My sword, skateboard, a couple books, and Puck's box of practical tricks.

See you there! :)  

 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc , age 13, Camelot
(October 17, 2015 - 9:55 pm)

Name: Jarvis

Gender: Female, possibly part computer

What I am packing: my computerized goggles, my robots GEO and Fritz, my solar shield, and my electro- zapper. ( If both robots count as one thing, I will add something else.)

Food allergies: Mild Honey Allergy

AEs: None yet 

Friends I would like to Cabin With If They Join: Danie, Somebody, or Abigail S. 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???)
(October 18, 2015 - 7:47 am)

*Checks guidelines* 

I think that the robots are one thing. Thank you for letting us know about your allergy. We will make sure not to use honey in your spaghetti and meatballs.

Unfortunately, I can safely say that one person on your friend list will not be joining us. 

submitted by The Camp Messenger
(October 18, 2015 - 10:14 am)

Name: St.Owl

Gender: Female

Friends You Would Like To Cabin With If They Join: Somebody, Cayke

What you are packing: Books (well, a bag that can fetch any book I want), toiletries, a veggie blaster for Dev.

Food Allergies: Feather's allergic to peanuts and Dev's "allergic" to brussels sprouts and broccoli. *coughcoughthisProbablyIsn'tTruecough*

AEs if they are coming: Feather and Devil Owl

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(October 18, 2015 - 9:49 am)

Name: Danie

Gender: Female

Friends you would like to cabin with if they join: Indigo, though she is probably not coming.

Packing: Unicorn Blaster, a jar of peanut butter, my computer, and a screwdriver.

Food allergies: None.

Alter Egos: Squeak.  

submitted by Danie
(October 18, 2015 - 10:32 am)

Will Squeak be joining us?

submitted by The Camp Messenger
(October 18, 2015 - 3:58 pm)

Name: Shadow or Shade will do.
Gender: Female.
Friends You Would Like to Cabin With if They Join:  Katy and Phantom.
What you are packing (5 things max):  Typewriter, light bulb, a brass gear, empty cup of coffee, and irony.
Food allergies (if any):Princesses. l can not eat princesses. Although knights and kings are fine.
Alter Ego(s) and if they are coming: Silvery Ink, coming.
submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Stormy World
(October 18, 2015 - 3:21 pm)

Oh wait, terribly sorry, l did not recevice your messege about only six campers. l am not attending, however you may keep the irony and light bulb.

Cyclone says parg. Are you choking or something?

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Stormy World
(October 18, 2015 - 3:25 pm)

Shadow, you may join but you are the final one. Please confirm you are coming if so. 

submitted by The Camp Messenger
(October 18, 2015 - 5:56 pm)

Am I joining in time? I think I'm joining in time. 

Name: HAB, H.A.B., whatever.

Gender: Male! 

"Friends" You Would Like to Cabin With if They Join:

Somebody, Turgon, Feather, or Shifting. (Yes, I just listed three AEs. I know I'm crazy.)

Food Allergies: Cats

Alter Egos: Spyro

 

Hey, Sp--

[Spyro] Don't even ask. I hate camping more than anything in the world.

(I'm kidnapping him the night of the 22nd, so he's coming anyway.)

[Spyro] What was that?

Nothing! 

 

submitted by hotairballoon
(October 18, 2015 - 6:31 pm)

Friends, we are having WAAY to many applications! I will raise the bar to TEN Cbers but that is ALL! Shadow, you may join since I have raised it, and please comment if you are.

submitted by The Camp Messenger, age (Please??), Shadow, REPLY!
(October 18, 2015 - 11:21 pm)