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AE thread.
AE thread.
As promised, here is the thread that AEs can go on.
The rules are:
-AEs, please only post on this thread.
-Have fun!
Thank you, and enjoy.
submitted by Butterfly
(July 31, 2015 - 11:04 am)
(July 31, 2015 - 11:04 am)
A very merry unbirthday to you! Snowball in the face for everyone!
(August 4, 2015 - 3:33 pm)
SNOWBALLS!
(August 4, 2015 - 5:45 pm)
NO, NO, NO, ICICLE! UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO MAKE THE PIES FLAMING FROZEN BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIES, GET OUT!
Feather: That was rude. She has a right to be in here, you know.
HMPH!
*takes out veggie blaster*
(August 5, 2015 - 5:07 pm)
Squeak: Oh boy! An AE thread! Here you go, Da-
Danie: Oh noooo, Squeak, you're going in there.
Squeak: Bu-
Danie: Sorry. *pushes near door, which reads 'AE thread'*
Danie: And now I will be narrating Squeak's time here! *ahem* (Note: I am horrible with genders. Please excuse.)
There are screams, high pitched screeching, and pie splatters across the window.
Squeak: *gulps* *creaks open the door* Hello?
Silence.
Squeak: Uh.... Hi?
Silence. Then someone (or maybe a Somebody AE?) yells "Let's tie 'im up!" There are yells of agreement.
Squeak: Uh... maybe a different tim-*streaks away, reaching for the door*
BUT Shifting reaches him first. Using some sort of teleportation-demension-thingy-ma-bobber, Shifting grabs Squeak and pulls him back. "Sorry, dearie, but I'm afraid you're going to go through SOME TERRIBLE training to get you top notch.
Squeak: W-what do you mean?
Devil Owl rolls her eyes and cracks her knuckles. "We're gonna break ye down till you got as much gut, as much wit, and as much crazy as us."
And the training begun!
****
Danie: Yeah, I pretty much gave Squeak to them so he could get at least a bit more crazier.
(August 5, 2015 - 8:19 pm)
Feather: ???, I got in here, and technically I'm not an AE.
Dev: ALL RIGHT, SQUEAKY. *paces* FIRST CHALLENGE. MP, HIT IT. (huh. We thought of this quick. I like it!)
*MP starts throwing pies at Squeak*
Squeak: AAAARGH! *tries to run but is tied up*
Dev: THAT WAS DISAPPOINTING. YOU THROW THE PIES BACK, IDIOT! NEXT CHALLENGE!
(August 7, 2015 - 5:43 pm)
Volcano: *raises cement floor* *smashes Squeak against wall* *sets him on fire* *runs arund screaming*
Squeak: AAAAAAAAA
Volcano: YOU GOTTA RETALIATE!!!!
Shifting: *anvil*
Squeak: Ooh, look at that pretty sparkly unicorn... *passes out*
Volcano: I SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE.
Shifting: ...I think I broke him.
(August 7, 2015 - 6:37 pm)
*Throws quills and ink*
DIE PRETTY UNICORN! DIE! You will drown in INK!
Oh, hello, other life forms. l am here to impale you with quills! How nice!
(August 7, 2015 - 8:15 pm)
Good luck, I'm non-corporeal and Volcano has a reaction time that should not exist.
(August 7, 2015 - 10:17 pm)
I alomost died laughing.
Volcano: GET OUT! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSEDTO BE IN HERE!!!
Oops! *runs towards door*
Devil: GET HER!
*Slams door shut just as six flaming brussel sprout pies hit it*
(August 8, 2015 - 10:10 am)
Is this only for crazy alter egos ?
(August 6, 2015 - 8:53 am)
I don't think so. I shoved Squeak in.
(August 6, 2015 - 10:25 am)
(whilst stringing Squeak up by his ankles)
Well, it was against his will... EH GO AHEAD!
Bae: no thank you i don't wanna
(Two hours later)
Well, I'm alive! Burned, but alive!
Squeak: What how- GAH! BAE! YOU'RE BURNING ME! WHY ARE WE TIED TOGETHER! NOOO!
(August 8, 2015 - 1:18 pm)
*glides in, with her cloak of the darkest purple silk flowing behind her*
*gracefully alights onto the black carpet*
*looks keenly at the visibly insane group of people before her, and clears her throat*
Hello, ladies and gentlemen of this queer realm. I am Evilia, queen of the Castle of Darkness in the deep and mysterious depths of the Land of Nowhere. I discovered this place by chance, a while back, and I thought you all seemed to be my type, and so here I am. Now, enough of backstory and on to the introduction.
*points a long pale finger with dark purple nails at an empty space in the room*
*lightning spurts from her finger and creates a throne, where she glides over and sits*
My name used to be Evelyn, but as I grew darker, it started to seem...too good. I changed it to Evilia. I have one companion, a longhaired black cat named Shadowess. She may post as well. I suppose you are all wondering how I look. Here:
I have long, wavy, and very black hair, pale skin, piercing grey eyes, and a high nose. I am tall, and usually wearing my black-purple cloak and dress. I occasionally wear a crown of black diamond.
I love pie. *smiles evilly* You will never guess who I am, so don't bother!! *cackles and strokes Shadowess as lightning and thunder flash in the background*
(August 9, 2015 - 2:56 pm)
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?! YOU'RE LIKE SAINT OWL! SAINT OWL WAS EVIL! RUUUUUN FOOOOOR IIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(August 10, 2015 - 1:27 pm)
*laughs evilly* Saint Owl? I want to meet this Saint Owl. SUMMON HER!!!
(August 10, 2015 - 3:09 pm)