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You and your alter ego (pick one of them) are sent to live on a deserted island. Every day, another weird thing will happen. And everyone but one team will be eliminated by a saboteur. I will draw names out of the tikki hat o' death, demise, doom, and rainbows. The first weird event will be...
Your powers will be switched with your alter ego's powers. So if Somebody joined, her powers would be switched with either Shifting Sand's or Volcano's (depending on who she brought.)
Kapesh?
Side note: DO NOT EAT THE POTATOES!
Dear Danie,
For this mystery, Squeak counts as an alter ego.
submitted by GAME SHOW PERSON
(April 17, 2015 - 8:17 pm)
(April 17, 2015 - 8:17 pm)
Hooray!
(April 22, 2015 - 9:39 am)
S.D: Hear that? We're starting!
S.I: But I don't want to go.................
S.D: It'll be fun!
S.I: We might die or starve or ever come back or ..............
S.D: Never! We will survive.
S.I: Or not.
S.D: We are still going, Right?
S.I No.
S.D: We are going. That's finale.
S.I: What ever. But don't blame me when you die.
(April 22, 2015 - 5:27 pm)
Candy KING: YAAAAAAAAAY WE'RE STAAAAAARTING!!!!!!!
Carolion King: Hmmm....I think I'm gonna like having your powers.
Candy KING: YeAH? WelL I get yOur Magic huSkies!!!
Carolion King: Don't. Go. Near. The. Huskies.
Candy KING: But theY're MINE nOw!!
Carolion King: My poor, poor huskies! I' dreadfully sorry, and I hope that...
Candy KING: HEY! What'S thAt suPposed to mEan?!!!!!!!!!!!
(April 22, 2015 - 8:50 pm)
Curio: Well, we're practically the same person anyway,
Di: ...except I'm a dragon and you're human. More or less.
Curio: Di, no time for technicalities.
Di: Since when?!
Curio: Since the switch started....aaaaAAAAAH that's weird!!
Di: You think *that's* weird?! Try going from a dragon body to a human one! Great flyin' wyvern droppings, how do you keep your balance on only two legs?
Curio: How do you keep your tail out of everybody's way?! Especially with that pompom?
Di: How many times do I have to tell you, do NOT get me started on the pompom!!!! I was born with it, okay?
(They continue like this for several minutes, neither one noticing Koda the captcha laughing herself silly in the corner.)
(April 23, 2015 - 10:34 am)
[Spyro] Ugh. What can you even do?
[H.A.B.] Summon ice crystals!
[Spyro] Really? How?
[H.A.B.] You have to really want them to. It's hard sometimes.
*an ice crystal comes out and stabs hab in the chest*
[Spyro] How are you still alive? ...WAIT NO DON'T STA-
[H.A.B.] THIS WAS A TRIUMPH!
(April 23, 2015 - 12:28 pm)
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because
We can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat [portal] gun
For the people who are
STILL ALIVE
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so
Sincere
Right now.
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece
Into
A fire.
And as they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
So I'm GlaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
STILL ALIVE
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer
to stay
inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke.
Ha ha.
Fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run,
There is research to be done
On the people who are
STILL ALIVE
And believe me I am
STILL ALIVE.
Im doing Science and I'm
STILL ALIVE.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
STILL ALIVE.
And when you're dying I'll be
STILL ALIVE.
And when you're dead I will be
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE...
-Still Alive from Portal
And yes, I did type that entire song from memory. It was knew thing when you SUGGESTED "Want You Gone", but here you actually SANG THE FIRST LINE.
Yeah, I may be OCD. Undiagnosed OCD.
(April 23, 2015 - 7:33 pm)
Wow, all from memory?
*hands you award*
(April 24, 2015 - 8:59 am)
[H.A.B.] And what can YOU do?
[Spyro] Breathe fire, obviously! Didn't you even play my games?!
[H.A.B.] *melts ice spike* Good, great, I'm not about to pass out anymore.
[Spyro] *summons another ice spike in hab's chest*
[H.A.B.] WHY YOU LITTLE---
(April 24, 2015 - 2:05 pm)
Day 1-
Geek
Girl hesitated to come out of the dense forest. Her survival skills told her to
stay hidden. Or, rather, Grumpy Katniss' survival skills.
"Can I have my powers back?" grumbled Grumpy.
"NOOOOOOO!" boomed the voice of yours truly.
"Okay, okay!" grumbled Grumpy.
"Shhhhhhhhhh" Geek said.
There was a rustle in the bushes. Geek tensed...
And out came the squabbling DO and SO.
"Your powers are lame! I want mine back!" grumbled Devil
Owl.
"Are not!" yelled St.Owl.
"OKAY," boomed yours truly from the sky, "NEITHER
OF YOU GET POWERS."
They whined angrily as their powers drained away. Shifting Sands
approached, accidentally zapping Somebody. Somebody's eyes flickered white, but
she didn't explode.
“Stop
squabbling!” No One In Particular said.
“You
aren’t even real, No One in Particular!” growled Dev.
“Well,
that’s just rude!” No One In Particular said before vanishing.
Suddenly
everyone noticed Carolion King was hopping up and down.
“I
feeeeel sooo hyyyyper!” she said.
Candy
KING, looking rather calm (for him) said, “Your dogs like me best now.”
Carolion
pouted as she hopped.
“What’s
happening to… SQUEEEEEAK!” Danie said as she accidentally turned into a mouse.
“Poor
Danie,” Squeak joked, toying with her baster.
“SQUEAK!”
she snapped.
“Danie!
What language!” Brookeira said, looking aghast.
“Urg,
I don’t feel good…” said Spyro groggily.
“Hey
guys, now I can make pies really fast!” Cayke said happily.
“Urg,
I feel sick,” said Spyro.
Suddenly
HAB yelped. Spyro was making ice spikes appear everywhere. Brookeira tried to
melt them with her new fire powers, but there were too many.
“RUN!”
yelled Baelfire.
They
all defended themselves with their newfound talents… but SO and DO didn’t have
their talents. DO and SO screamed as they were encased in ice.
“NO!”
everyone yelled.
“THEY’RE
FINE!” I boomed, “WELCOME TO THE ISLAND!”
(Hey
Shadow Dragon, I don’t know who Silvery Ink is. Sorry.)
(April 24, 2015 - 5:41 pm)
[H.A.B.] Gah! What's wrong with you?!
[Spyro] Sorry... I-I didn't mean to...
[H.A.B.] What, are you SICK?
[Spyro] I think so *barfs snowflakes*
[H.A.B.] Yeah. If that's not sick, I don't know what is.
(April 25, 2015 - 6:11 am)
Disgusting, disgusting. I don't know HOW you deal with this.
Squeak: I just realized we are the least powerful people in here.
Yeah, but at least we make good jokes.
Squeak: to shay.
RIP DO and SO.... If they are dead.
Squeak: Eh, they're fine.
Finally learned how to turn back! No clue how you deal with this.
Squeak: I do like this gun. *shoots Danie*
*yelps* Ek! Stop, stop stop sptosptospotptostop
(April 25, 2015 - 11:01 am)
That's all right.
Silvery Ink is a giant silver arctic moth the size of a cat. She likes extreme cold and snow and can't stand warm climates.
(April 25, 2015 - 4:27 pm)
Actually, Dev wouldn't complain to have my powers. He always begs if he could have wings like mine because it's suck a pain to turn into human to owl. Plus I have more owls than him.
(May 1, 2015 - 6:33 pm)
Geek Girl -- What powers do you have anyway?
Grumpy Katniss -- I can climb well, scratch things, have survival skills, I am good at archery, and I can summon fire. (I know Katniss can't but I am not entirely Katniss plus she is the girl on fire.)
Geek Girl- I can climb decently, have a little survival skill, I am decent at archery (way better then climbing), I also have super nerdy nerd nerd powers.
(April 25, 2015 - 6:36 am)
Day 2-
"Your powers will be returned to normal today!" I called to the rejoicing throngs. Everyone cheers as they look normal again.
"The next challenge is... YOU WILL ALL B TURNED INTO ANIMALS!"
There was a loud zapping sound, and...
Brookeira became a Siberian tiger, and a white one at that.
Baelfire became a fire salamander.
Grumpy Katniss became... a cat.
Geek Girl became a parakeet.
Somebody became a domino (hey! That's not an animal! She cried).
Shifting Sands became a gecko.
Carolion King became a lion.
Candy KING became a hyperactive husky puppy.
Danie became a mouse (SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK).
Squeak, to his chagrin and Danie's delight, became a purple unicorn.
Spyro turned into a dragon.
HAB turned into a hot air balloon. (That isn't an animal! she moaned).
Curio and Dis, who were mad about not being in my last post, got to be GIANT dragons.
"How are we going to survive like this?" groaned Geek Girl.
Suddenly a roar resounded throughout the forest, and a giant BLOBMONSTER appeared!
"Run!" yelled the land animals (and Domino Somebody).
"Fly!" yelled the winged animals (and HAB).
"DADDY!" yelled mouse Danie, who ran forward happily and was engulfed by the blob.
"NOOOOO!" yelled Squeak, who was dragged away by the others...
But Somebody the domino remained, and was engulfed by the monster.
POTATOES!" the monster screamed, and vanished.
RIP in icyness, SO and DO.
RIP in blobiness, Smbdy and Danie.
(April 25, 2015 - 10:30 am)