HEY! Sane counterparts!
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HEY! Sane counterparts!
HEY! Sane counterparts!
Are you a sane(ish) counterpart with a crazy Alter Ego? Or two? If so, here is the thread for you! This is where we can talk about our alter egos: how they drive us nuts, crazy things they did, whether you feel they steal your spotlight, accomplishments you're secretly proud of... yep, us sane counterparts finally have a thread of our own! A place where you can talk about your crazy alter ego to other people who understand. And it magically showed up overnight! (I'm typing this at 10:36 pm.)
submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Secret HQ
(March 8, 2015 - 1:36 am)
(March 8, 2015 - 1:36 am)
Yay!! Anyways, so the other day, I was chatting with my friends in the North Pole. Everything was going pretty alright until SOMEONE decided to come out, causing an avalanche of marshmallow fluff and a snowfall of powdered sugar. My friends, covered in powdered sugar and trying to dig themselves out of the marshmallow fluff, were pretty mad and now aren't speaking to me.
Thanks bunches.
(March 8, 2015 - 11:17 am)
Top!
(March 8, 2015 - 11:45 am)
TOP THIS ALREADY!!!
(March 8, 2015 - 12:08 pm)
Yep, Devil Owl is really embarrassing!
Once my friends had come to my house and we were having cake and ice cream. But then he snuck in and exchanged it for broccoli/brussels sprouts cake and green beans ice cream!!!! Then he gorged on our lovely desserts. :( (luckliy, my friends understood, but it was still a ruined party).
And Saint Owl?! The only thing she can think about is being queen! She chases Devil Owl around the house with a knife and I caught her sprinkling poison powder on Chaosie's bed in the Hotel of Sunshine and Good Times! I mean, REALLY! I wish she would confine it to the Alter Ego Queen Fight thread!!!!
(March 8, 2015 - 12:55 pm)
Agent Nightcat is currently battling it out in the arena for Queendom, against other alter egos... I heard that she created a Hunger Games style alliance with Saint Owl. If they didn't both want to be queen, perhaps they could have even been friends...
Just a thought.
(March 8, 2015 - 1:08 pm)
I agree, Agent Nightcat and Saint Owl would be good co-rulers. Who should tell them what we think?
Saint Owl: I HEARD that! You can't trust Agent Nightcat!
Agent: I pride myself in that.
(March 8, 2015 - 6:48 pm)
Immortal: Yeah, Sparkle drives me crazy sometimes... One time I was riding this giant wyvern with my friends and then Sparkle came and SHE KILLED THE WYVERN WITH A CRACKER.
Sparkle: What can I say? I'm random and I love killing stuff with Saltines HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEE!
Immortal: *makes finger gun*
Sparkle: *flops to the ground* (in a cheesy voice) ohhh no.... I'm dying... *Jumps up* *Stabs Immortal with random katana* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! NOW I WILL BE THE RULER!! *eats a pop-tart* MMMM, THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY!!!
Immortal: Sparkle, calm down!
Sparkle: Wait... how are you even alive?
Immortal: *rolls eyes* Sparkle, what's my name?
Sparkle: Immortal, why?
Immortal: ...
Sparkle: OH! That makes more sense.
Immortal: *makes contraption out of pop-tart and katana and random water gun* I CALL IT THE POP TART BAYONET!
Sparkle: You're not usually this crazy... Could this be *gasps* ANOTHER ALTER EGO!?!!? *dramatic music*
Immortalé: YES, NOW THE WORLD WILL KNOW THIS NEW ALTER EGO AS.. IMMORTALÉ!! THE GREAT MEXICAN POP-TART BAYONET GUY!!!
Immortal: What's going on here? I thought this thread would be for sane people and sane people only.
(March 8, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
Yeah, it is. OUT OF THE POST, ALTER EGOS! OFF THE THREAD! SHOO! HERE, TAKE A DONUT AND SCRAM SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOU! MOVE IT!
(March 9, 2015 - 1:24 am)
[Spyro] I WANT A DONUT
[H.A.B.] No Spyro, we've talked about this. They're not good for your digestive system
[Spyro] *growls*
(March 9, 2015 - 1:21 pm)
Oh, don't get me started on Masked Piester. HOW did she manage to decimate the lobster population in three days and twenty-nine minutes? And WHY is there suddenly a shortage of windshield wipers?
(March 9, 2015 - 7:31 am)
Um..... DUH! POTATO WANTS TO EAT EVERYTHING SHE SEES!!!!! And Becky The Austrailian Tour Guide Who's Really British is just weird. Why would you want to take over an Austrailian Tours Program, anyways??
(March 9, 2015 - 3:53 pm)
It's her passion.
Agent Nightcat: Hey guys!
Somebody: Agent, this is a thread for saner people to TALK ABOUT crazy alter egos. Thus you are not allowed.
Agent: Just wanted to say: Saint Owl and I are now Co. Queens!
Saint Owl: We beat everyone else.
St. Owl and Somebody: Don't stab each other then, okay??
Agent: Uh, sure!
Saint Owl: Um, of course we won't!
Somebody: Fine. Now take a donut and scram.
*alter egos sulkily take a donut and leave*
(March 9, 2015 - 6:07 pm)
Ah, Chaosie.......she drives me cakes. Yup. Literally. She throws cakes at me to drive me out of her batter-and-splattered-egg filled room. Uck. I have NO IDEA how she actually lives there.
(March 10, 2015 - 11:48 am)
[Spyro] Why would you let H stay? He's not sane anyway.
[Hotairballoon] WHY YOU LITTLE
(March 15, 2015 - 7:17 am)
So St. Owl, think they'll (try to) best one another? I'm going to go with very likely.
(March 11, 2015 - 6:15 pm)