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Alter ego queen fight.
Hello three Alter Ego wannabes!!!! Here is the place you get to fight for the throne (and where your fans can cheer you on)!
Here are the rules:
-You cannot be overpowered! (even if you are a saint.)
-I need to see lots of backstabbing, punching, kicking, and all-around violence! Let your Alter Ego craziness rule!
- NO MORE RULES!!! JUST GO COOCOO!
submitted by The Host
(March 2, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
(March 2, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
I don't think I'm crazy enough to be on this thread, but I've changed my vote to Chaosie because she gives free desserts!
(March 2, 2015 - 5:31 pm)
Yay!! I have TWO fans now!! If you want me to win you'll get these!! *tosses a load of assorted cookies and pastries into admiring crowd* ALL RIGHT MINIONS!! LET'S FIGHT!! *puts on a bee-YOU-tee-fool crown* And just in case you didn't know, I look like this:
Big green eyes with an evil twinkle, white gown and pink fancy apron
that says DON'T MESS WITH THE COOK, slim, dark loosely curled hair with
dainty cap. Oh yeah! I'm bee-YOU-tee-foo!! Like a QUEEN!! *winkwink*
(March 2, 2015 - 8:48 pm)
*Ahem* Please, please don't make her--- gah! Shoot! Here she comes . . . .
Miss Empress; Hehehe . . . . everybody, I am Soriniourpcarinquatavi- you know what? Just call me Miss Queen. No, actually, Miss Awesome Super Empress of the Universe, actually, call me Miss Awesome Great Super Aweso-
Alias; *Ahem!*
Miss Empress; Could you cough in the other direction, please? Thanks. Anyway, my friend Alias says I'm prissy. Prissy! I quite frankly am not. Also, bossy. Also, rude. But anyway, ignore all that, I'd be an awesome ruler.
I would like to be queen. I am going to be queen. Actually, I'm going to be Empress of the univer-
Alias; Empress, this is for the three almost-queens already participating, and since you didn't actually exist until about five minutes ago-
Miss Empress; *Sigh* This thread is for CRAZINESS! You guys don't want an Alter Ego Queen that asks permission, do you??
Alias; Listen-
*Miss Empress of the Universe's hair blows back, fingers glow blue, eyes glow red, teeth glow yellow, face looks more evil*
I am the rightful queen of the Alter Egos, no, empress, no, Empress of the Universe, no-
Alias; *Ahem*
Miss Empress; I was the awesome empress of Mars, then when I was revolted against, Neptune, then, after I was revolted against again, Jupiter, I am a born leader, I SHALL RULE!!!
Alias; Okay, guys- I'm sorry about this. If it's not okay if she joins, I'll stuff a loaf of bread in her mouth or something.
(March 2, 2015 - 7:13 pm)
Is devil owl a contestant? I'd vote for him.
(March 3, 2015 - 1:35 pm)
Yes, I AM a contestant! FINALLY someone acnowledges me!!!!
Btw even though I may be a girl generically, I am a BOY at heart! So guess what? You girls can fight over queendom, but I don't care as long as I'm KING!!!!!!!!!!
(
and if you're not careful, I'm warning you-- I have brussels sprouts. And broccoli. And cauliflower. And carrots, and beans, and peas, and all sorts of veggies. So watch out.)
(March 3, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
Sorry, why'd I post under "knos3" lol... anyway, I like beans. Everything else -- especially cauliflower -- is not...
no.
please.
(March 4, 2015 - 3:21 pm)
Hello! The Favorite for the Queen is here at last! (stop pushing, Devil Owl, treat your queen with respect!) Now, in case you didn't realize, I am all powerfu-
(Host): I apologise, but I must take some of your power away for this fight. It is against the rules.
(Saint Owl): Well! That Host is rude! Anyway, I still have much power! Now, as I enter the stadium, invision this:
A human figure enters, cloaked in a white dress. Her face is covered by shadow and is lowered. Suddenly, she lifts her arms and head, and you see her yellow eyes flashing as hoards of owls swarm into the stadium by her sides, and she looks as magestic as a goddess!
(March 3, 2015 - 4:21 pm)
All of the monarch wannabes gathered in a beautiful throne room. From somewhere in the shadows a hidden audience was yelling assorted things, "LONG LIVE QUEEN CHAOSIE", and "SAINT OWL THE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER", were just a few.
Miss Empress: GET OUTTA MY WAY MINIONS!! I'LL RULE THE WORLD!!
Chaosie: *whispers to Saint Owl* I know we are enemies, but, like, if we wanna win we'llhave to get rid of her.
Devil Owl: *yells* MISS EMPRESS CHAOSIE AND SAINT OWL WANNA GET RID OF YOU!!
Saint Owl: Well, so what? You do too!!
Devil Owl: That isn't YOUR beezwax!!
Chaosie: *stuffs cake in both of their mouths* THERE! Eat THAT! My fresh beeswax cake. *smiles evilly*
Miss Empress: THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!
*****************************CURTAIN CLOSES*****************************
What will happen in the next episode? We'll see..........................................................
PS. This is NOT likely to end, ever.
(March 4, 2015 - 12:36 pm)
I will need to take my contestants out... Starting with Devil Owl, then following up with Chaosie...
*sneak up behind Devil Owl*
*takes out large knife*
*stabs*
Devil Owl: What the--- *chokes on blood and dies*
Hey, you said violence!
*Goes to secret lab*
aha! This poison will affect miss empress and only miss empress!
*Puts special poison in food*
*miss empress eats*
*dies*
Alright...
*snipes Chaosie*
*all three regenerate! Cause that is his this works*
but I killed all of you! I'm queen! I won!
Law #1: miss empress, Chaosie the crazy cook, and Devil owl are hereby forbidden from being in charge.
Law#2: Their sane counterparts are welcome to rule with me!
Somebody: Agent, chill. Hey can I rule too?
Law #3: MY sane counterpart is also welcome to help rule!
Somebody: Hey! Who are you calling sane?
(March 4, 2015 - 10:46 pm)
Agent Nightcat, that is cheating. That is being overpowered, you see. We need a.... "fair" fight.
P.S: Even if it did count, Saint Owl is still alive.
(March 5, 2015 - 4:24 pm)
Alright! Sorry Saint Owl, I forgot about you...
Epic battle between Agent Nightcat and Saint Owl begins!
Somebody: Agent Nigtcat! You shouldn't cheat!
Agent: Who complains about cheating? Losers, that's who.
Somebody: *rolls eyes, snipes*
Agent: Hey that's cheating!
Somebody: Who complains about cheating? Losers, that's who.
Agent: NOW I'm angry!
Somebody: (sarcastically) ooh, I'm scared, pillow fighter.
Agent: CENSORED
(March 5, 2015 - 9:08 pm)
LET THE SEVENTY-SEVENTH HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!!!!!
(March 5, 2015 - 9:10 pm)
Yeah, in fact, the fight should actually never end..................................................until I win that is!!
(March 5, 2015 - 9:19 pm)
Oh ya Chaosie?
Alright, we both have 100 HP.
We can use special skills we make up. Make up 5 skills. 4 skills must have a limit from 1-5 times you can use them. The 1 skill that has limitless use must be a small (1-20) HP reductor. If the skills are like "make yourself impervious to damage" they have to be move (post) limited-- it only lasts from 1-3 posts. If they are shield, the shield must have 20-30 HP and when that is dealt, the shield breaks and makes you vulnerable. Post your skills and any other rules soon! Oh ya-- the winner is the last one standing (you are out if u lose ur HP). Anyone can join in our battle! Restoration is 10 HP max. Serious attacks can remove 50 HP max.
My skills:
Deal 20 damage
Make yourself impervious to damage for 2 posts (use 1 time)
Create a 20 HP shield (3 uses)
Restore 10 HP (5 uses)
Concentrate and deal 50 damage distributed among your enemies any way you want it. (1 use)
Cool?
(March 6, 2015 - 1:31 am)
This thread should not be here, a long time ago, Piester and I took over the world, and we are now Co. Queens. Thankyouverymuch. *goes into the crowd of adoring fans* THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
(March 6, 2015 - 9:25 am)