1. Not be able to lie! Though that would be hard for lies that make something a surprise...

2. Have all the money I'll ever need. Although it would be nice to know who I marry, what my job is, how old I am when I die and whatnot, I'd much rater have the moolah!

3. Have my eyes glued shut for a day. That was easy, since I already scream a lot!

4. Laugh to death. It would be at something funny, even though chocolateeeeeeee.

5. Her bank account. I think that her voice isn't as good as other people's and like I said... MOOLAH!!!

6. I don't know, I haven't watched any of their movies, but Leonardo DiCaprio i guess, he's cuter.

1.)  It depends on how you lie. For instance, I lie to my mother about the broken vase, yada yada yada, obviously, giving up lying is the good choice. BUT, say I wanted to tell or write a story where someone says the sky is purple. I couldn't then, for I'm cursed with never being able to lie. So, therefore, I give up my limbs, for I utterly love to say things like the sky is purple!

2.) MONEY definetely! Why? Two reasons: a) I want to travel SO BAD. This would supply me with the means. B) I don't want to know my future. I leave it in God's hands.

3.) Assuming I don't faint or suffocate? Scream for an hour. It's shorter, and it would likely annoy my neighbors, which would please me immensely!

4.) I know chocolate kills dogs, but I'm not sure what all the affects are. So maybe laugh to death? But then, I've always said if I must die DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!! So I'm not sure.

5.) Ugh, I'm sorry, but I CANNOT stand Miley Cyrus! Her bank account, purely to save my sanity. If I had to sing in church and sound like her?! I'd absolutely DIE!!!

6.) Sorry, but I refuse to answer this question.

Dude, seriously. Can you choose laughing to death? Ever laughed so hard your sides started hurting because you couldn't breathe, and you were gasping for breath but couldn't stop? I have. Not fun. I'm trying to find more WURs.. I like to see people opinions on them.

Here's some! (Okay, "some" was an understatement)

Spring Would You Rather?

1. Get a really heavy rainstorm in one day OR get a bunch of light rains over a few days? 

2. Have it snow later than expected OR have all the flowers bloom early?

3.Have good weather in early spring and bad weather in late spring OR
have bad weather in early spring and good weather in late spring? 

4. Go to school dressed as the Easter Bunny OR go to school in a daffodil costume? 

5. Have spring be more like summer OR have spring be more like winter? 

6. If your parents gave you a reward for doing your spring cleaning of
your room on time, would you rather it be 5 big pieces of candy OR 10
small pieces of candy? 

7.Do spring cleaning in spring OR do spring cleaning in summer? 

8. Go on vacation over spring break OR stay at home on spring break?

9. Go to New York City for spring break OR go to Washington, D.C.?

10. Plant a flower OR plant a tree?

April Fools Would You Rather?

1. Wake up with your hair dyed purple OR with a giant tattoo of “I heart MOM?”  
2. Have someone put itching powder in your underwear OR a fake rat in your backpack?
3. Split your pants in front of your crush OR have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her?
4. Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum OR your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?
5. Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon OR the chemical substance used to make play-doh?
6. Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo OR your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food?
7. Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants OR bird poop in your hair?
8. Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Vomit scent OR Disgusting Sweat scent?  
9. Sit on a whoopee cushion in church OR realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash?
10. Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F's?

 St. Patrick's Day Would You Rather?

1. Be kissed by a lucky leprechaun OR Irish dreamboat Niall Horan? 
2. Have to eat a pound of Lucky Charms until you throw up OR a pound of green icing?
3. Find a pot of gold OR a million dollars?
4. Win a trip to Dublin, Ireland OR Dublin, Ohio?
5. Dress up like a leprechaun OR get a green mohawk?
6. Carry giant bagpipes uphill for a mile OR a pile of sweaty bagpipers' socks?
7. Have to dance a jig in front of your crush OR have your mom play
   "You Are My Sunshine" to you on the bagpipes in front of your school?

One Direction Would You Rather?

1. See Harry get back together with Taylor Swift OR date Selena Gomez?
2. See Niall with a purple mohawk OR Liam with a pink crew cut?
3. Have your dad get a giant tattoo of the band members OR have your mom spray paint their pictures on her minivan?
4. Have a private 1D concert at your house OR get a VIP invite to see them perform at the Kids Choice Awards?
5. Their next song be titled “I Left My Heart on a Turkey Farm in Kentucky” OR “Mud Wrestling Broke My Heart and My Arm?”
6. Meet Zayn as a zombie, or meet Harry as a werewolf?
7. Go snowboarding with Louis OR go skydiving with Zayn?
8. Get their next album before anyone else OR get to keep a pair of Liam’s sweaty gym socks?
9. Let out a really loud and smelly fart while the boys are signing an
   autograph for you, OR have a large booger hanging out of your nose while
   you meet them?
10. Star in a 1D video once and never see them again OR be an unknown member of their stage crew who gets to see them every day?

Fantasy World Would You Rather?

1. Everyone can fly OR everyone can become invisible whenever they want to?
2. Everyone can do magic OR everyone has super strength?
3. Houses are made of candy OR it snows marshmallows?
4. Dogs can talk human language OR trees can talk human language?
5. Farts smell like chocolate OR pencils smell like French fries?
6. You can go back in time OR go forward in time?
7. There is no such thing as TV OR there is no such thing as books?
8. Every family must have only 2 kids in it OR every family must have 10 kids in it?
9. The only colors are black and white OR the only smells are seaweed and soap?
10. Reading a book makes the characters come to life OR listening to a song makes the singers appear in your room?

(My answers for the next ste)

Here's some! (Okay, "some" was an understatement)

Spring Would You Rather?

1. A really wet rainstorm.. small showers are no fun. Small splashes. 

2. ALL THE FLOWERS SHALL BLOOM EARLY!!!

3. Good weather-late. I'm into saving better till last. Gives us the anticipation of looking forward to something. 

4. Dressed as the Easter Bunny. The more ridiculous I'll look THE BETTER!

5. Spring be more like summer. GO HOT!!!

6. Why would my parents give me candy for that? Oh, right. It's a WYR.. it's doesn't have to make sense... 5 pieces of big candy. I would get a hammer, and chop them into 20 PIECES of small candy.. also I just like big.

7.Spring cleaning in spring. Summer is lazy season. 

8. Go on vacation.. I would hardly call home one. 

9. Um... not really either. Washington D.C.

10. Plant a tree!!!

April Fools Would You Rather?

1. My hair dyed purple.. the tattoo is just bleck.

2. The rat. Just... yeah.

3., Split my pants. That one was weird.

4. The mayonnaise. I would smell it before using it.

5. The chemical substance of play-doh!

6.  YUMMY!!! CAT FOOD! (When I was little, I actually used to eat cat food. I still crave it sometimes, now)

7. Toilet paper on my pants. Less of a process to get it off.

8. Sweat scent. I could use deoderant.

9. I don't go to church soo.. that one!

10. Prank call from my crush. I don't talk sappy. I tease. Bad.

 St. Patrick's Day Would You Rather?

1. NIALL HORAN!!!!!

2. Pound of green icing. I'd put some kind of yummy tasting essence in it.

3. A million dollars.

4. Ireland! (See question 1!)

5. A green mohawk would look cool on me!

6. Lug a bagpipe up a hill.. nice workout!

7. My mom playing a song..

One Direction Would You Rather?

1. Selena Gomez.. me hate Taylor Swift. 
2. Niall with the mohawk..
3. My mom spray painting them!!! IT WOULD BE SO COOL!
4. A V.I.P. Having at my house would be just awkward. 
5. “Mud Wrestling Broke My Heart and My Arm” Nice title!
6. Harry as a werewolf.. Zayn would break my heart.. almost literally.
7. Skydiving with Zayn! ANYTHING WITH ZAYN! How about wind surfing? It's cooler!
8. Get the album before anyone else.. um.. huh?
9. The one I could blame Niall for. ;)
10. An unknown member.. I could meet them myself! SOMEHOW!!!

Fantasy World Would You Rather?

1. Everyonecan be invisible.. this has special meaning for me.
2. Everyone can do magic.. J.K. Rowling's in luck!
3. CANDY!!!!
4. Dogs. I love em!
5. Farts smell like chocolate.. um gross. 
6. Back in time, so I could create an ideal future. 
7. OH NO!.. Um I'd have to say TV... who said anything about no YouTube?
8. 2 kids per couple.Over population is TERRIBLE.
9. The only smells seaweed and soap. Soap comes in many different scents, and seaweeed can smell like the sea.. I guess. mmmmmm
10. Singers come to your room! One Direction, here you com!!!!!!!!

1. Not be able to lie. I have secrets that would appall anyone in their right mind, but it's better than maiming, and they say the truth is good. Then again, there was the Gravity Falls episode where Mabel wants Stan to stop lying (even though he says it's for the "greater good") and she slips him some false teeth that make him unable to lie. But then when he tells Sheriff Blubs of a bunch of illegal things he did as a result of him being unable to lie and almost gets arrested, Mabel lies saying that Stan was talking about a character for a (nonexsistent) crime novel and removes the teeth, she feels bad about lying but Dipper tells her it was for the greater good. Did anyone see that?

2. Be able to have all the money I'd ever need. Then maybe I'd be able to buy something that fortells the future. Two in one, baby!

3. Have my eyes glued shut for a day. For that one day, stay in bed. It's not permanent, and far less disturbing to others than the alternative.

4. Be a dog and eat chocolate. Mmmm, delicous chocolate.

5. I'm not a big fan of Miley Cyrus, and I'm a boy so having her voice would be embarrasing. Imagine:

Me: (in Miley Cyrus's voice) Hey dudes, want to see a movie or sumthin'?

Dudes: HA HA HA! YOU HAVE HANNAH MONTANA'S VOICE! WHAT A DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See? I prefer her bank account. More money to actually make my dreams of having a Wii, PS3 and/or Xbox 360 more realistic. Or maybe I'd put the money toward buying a movie studio.

6. Ummm... Haven't seen any movies with either of them, as far as I remember. But I sorta want to see the new Great Gatsby, so... Leo D!

Rodney says epdo. Emergency Partnership Department and Office, partners dedicated to creating emergencies from their department and office. Cool idea, Rodney... for a league of antagonists in a story who create emergencies.  

Spring WYR:

1. Get a really heavy rainstorm in one day OR get a bunch of light rains over a few days? Light rains over a few days. Gradual is good.

2. Have it snow later than expected OR have all the flowers bloom early? Um, I snow is really not expected here. At all. I guess I'm going to have to take it as going a particularly high number of years without snow. I've always wished we would get snow, and flowers are nice, so I'd much rather have them bloom early.

3.Have good weather in early spring and bad weather in late spring OR
have bad weather in early spring and good weather in late spring? Good weather here means not too hot, at least for me, and without rain. I'd rather have it in early spring, I guess, because that's more normal, and I don't want to somehow cause a deviation in the weather.

4. Go to school dressed as the Easter Bunny OR go to school in a daffodil costume? A daffodil costume, for sure. I like daffodils. I don't like the Easter bunny, and besides, I don't celebrate Easter.

5. Have spring be more like summer OR have spring be more like winter? Have spring be more like winter! Although I'd really much rather have it stay the way it is. I don't know what kind of environmental effects might happen if I made a huge change in our local climate like that.

6. If your parents gave you a reward for doing your spring cleaning of
your room on time, would you rather it be 5 big pieces of candy OR 10
small pieces of candy? If the total amount of candy is the same, and it tastes the same, then I'm utterly indifferent.

7.Do spring cleaning in spring OR do spring cleaning in summer? Summer. I'm too busy with homework during spring. :(

8. Go on vacation over spring break OR stay at home on spring break? It depends where to.

9. Go to New York City for spring break OR go to Washington, D.C.? It depends what's on Broadway at the time.

10. Plant a flower OR plant a tree? Plant a tree. Trees remove more carbon from the atmosphere and can be just as pretty as flowers.

April Fools' WYR:

1. Wake up with your hair dyed purple OR with a giant tattoo of “I heart MOM?”  Hair dyed purple, definitely. I want to be able to give blood when I'm old enough, and I couldn't do that with a tattoo.
2. Have someone put itching powder in your underwear OR a fake rat in your backpack? Fake rat. If I couldn't tell the difference immediately (and I probably could), I would be concerned about being bitten and getting a disease, but I wouldn't panic, and besides, I'd have a fake rat afterward. I like rats.
3. Split your pants in front of your crush OR have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her? Um, I don't have a crush, and I've never had one. I don't have the faintest idea how I'd feel if I did.
4. Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum OR your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise? I don't use body lotion. I guess I'll assume we're on a field trip and replace it with sunscreen. I'd have to choose used chewing gum, because I'm allergic to eggs, and I could get a severe allergic reaction if I was spreading mayonnaise all over my body.
5. Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon OR the chemical substance used to make play-doh? Er... I'm vegan? So... that wouldn't be an issue. Although I honestly don't get why you apparently have a specific aversion to eating pigeons. People eat them, you know; they're not poisonous, and although I don't actually know what they taste like, I know a lot of people like the flavor.
6. Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo OR your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food? *facepalm* I... don't drink smoothies at breakfast (I don't want to put actual work into making something early in the morning, and I'm vegan, like I said, so I can't just buy a smoothie) or eat Cocoa Pebbles. But I guess I'd not be unwilling to do either if my mom was being nice (or pretending to) and offered to make me a smoothie, or for some reason we had Cocoa Pebbles at home when never do, so hypothetically... Cat food. I could donate it or something.
7. Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants OR bird poop in your hair? The former. It would be easier to get off.
8. Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Vomit scent OR Disgusting Sweat scent?  Haha, I don't wear perfume or cologne. I'm starting to notice a pattern here, XD. But, um, if it happened to my deoderant, then disgusting sweat. At least I wouldn't get awkward questions that way.
9. Sit on a whoopee cushion in church OR realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash? I don't go to church or use face wash. And... I'm having trouble thinking of corresponding scenarios. I guess... hypothetically, I went to church because it's Christmas, so my mom really wanted me to, and I went even though it means nothing to me and I feel out of place because everyone's gathering for something they care so much about and I don't even agree with... and someone made the shower nozzle squirt out green food coloring. Well, I'd rather get green food coloring on my face, because that would happen in private, and I could get it off in private.
10. Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F's? The "I've never had a crush" thing is getting in the way again.
11. St. Patrick's Day WYR:
12. Be kissed by a lucky leprechaun OR Irish dreamboat Niall Horan? I don't want to be kissed by anyone. Period. But if I had to, then I'd much rather it come with the compensation of discovering a new species. Actually, I think that would probably be worth it. Leprechauns existing would be awesome.
13. Have to eat a pound of Lucky Charms until you throw up OR a pound of green icing? Well, like I said, I'm vegan, so green icing, as Lucky Charms's cereal has gelatin. Unless the icing had milk, in which case I'd choose the Lucky Charms because not only is milk an animal product, I'm severely allergic to it and would likely have to go to the emergency room if I ate that much of something containing it.
14. Find a pot of gold OR a million dollars? It depends on how much gold is in the pot, of course. I'd prefer whichever is worth more.
15. Win a trip to Dublin, Ireland OR Dublin, Ohio? Dublin, Ireland! I've never been outside of the United States in my life, and Ireland sounds like such a cool place!
16. Dress up like a leprechaun OR get a green mohawk? Dress up like a leprechaun. After all, that's at least temporary.
17. Carry giant bagpipes uphill for a mile OR a pile of sweaty bagpipers' socks? It really depends on how heavy and smelly, respectively, they are.
18. Have to dance a jig in front of your crush OR have your mom play
    "You Are My Sunshine" to you on the bagpipes in front of your school? Again with the lack of crushes.
19. I don't listen to One Direction, so that one means nothing to me, and I won't even bother with it.
20. Fantasy World WYR:
21. Everyone can fly OR everyone can become invisible whenever they want to? Everyone can fly. That would have fewer opportunities for abuse.
22. Everyone can do magic OR everyone has super strength? I don't think I should be given that kind of decision. I'd let people vote.
23. Houses are made of candy OR it snows marshmallows? It snows marshmallows. Despite what you might read in fairy tales, candy houses would be very impractical.
24. Dogs can talk human language OR trees can talk human language? Hm... That's hard. But dogs seem to be sentient already, and trees don't. So giving dogs language would probably fundamentally alter how they think, which seems highly unethical... while giving trees language would make me responsible for the consequences, which could go really wrong--they would likely be unhappy, and they'd only add more necessary considerations when thinking about ethics... which also seems highly unethical. I'd really rather neither be the case... but if you absolutely insisted, I'd give dogs language, I guess.
25. Farts smell like chocolate OR pencils smell like French fries? The former. That would make life less awkward, whereas the latter would only make it hungrier.
26. You can go back in time OR go forward in time? Losing my ability to go forward in time would be awful. Can you imagine having to live life backwards, or just statically? I can't. How would that even work? How would thinking work? Would it?
27. There is no such thing as TV OR there is no such thing as books? Are you kidding? No TV, of course.
28. Every family must have only 2 kids in it OR every family must have 10 kids in it? Either would be terrible, obviously, but the latter would be worse because it limits individual freedom just as much as the former while also adding to overpopulation (whereas the former would reduce it, which while not making it even somewhat close to worth it is admittedly a good thing).
29. The only colors are black and white OR the only smells are seaweed and soap? Black and white, because if I could only taste seaweed and soap, then I could only smell them, too.
30. Reading a book makes the characters come to life OR listening to a song makes the singers appear in your room? Well, the singers are already alive somewhere else, so bringing them to my room against their will would be abduction, not something I condone. As for the other option... Okay, is this for any book/music, or one in particular? Because making a few characters come to life would be awesome; making every character I read about come to life (including villains, mythical creatures, and villainous mythical creatures) would be horrible. So if it was a particular book/piece of music, and I got to choose, I'd definitely go with books and choose a real-fi book with no villains and characters I really would love to be friends with--Emma-Jean Lazarus Fell out of a Tree, maybe, although I'd have to think about it for a long time. If it was all books or all music, then I would have to give up either all music (except when the singer was already in the room) or most books. I... think I'd have to go with all music.

Summer Fun Would You Rathers!

1. Get buried in the sand while wearing your favorite summer outfit, OR get pushed into the pool wearing that same outfit?

I really don't care about my clothes.. either I guess. Whatever someone feels like doing. 

2.  Sail the seas with Captain Jack Sparrow OR ride the fastest speed boat in the world?

The fastest speed boat in the world. I will never be seen with that dork. 

3.  Go fishing on a lake with your favorite movie star OR swim near a waterfall with your favorite singer/band?

Ouch. Robert Pattinson or Zayn Malik.. *weighs the two* ZAYN! Always... 

4.  Go to work with your parents for a day OR babysit your brother and sister all day?

Go to work with my parents, provided I don't actually have to work. 

5.  Get toasted marshmallows in your hair OR a painful sunburn on your shoulders?

Toasted marshmallows in my hair. they wash out.. 

6.  Get hit with a water balloon thrown by your secret crush OR have your
brother/sister throw a water balloon filled with grape juice at you in
front of your crush?

The latter. Getting hit by water balloons is a human characteristic. Perioid. Who cares who sees me?

7.  Go to the most exciting sleep-away camp in the world without any of your
friends OR go to the most boring camp in your area with all of your
friends?

The most boring with all my friends.. though how it can be boring with friends is a mystery. 

8. Spend three days at the beach with your friends OR a have week-long party at your house?

Hm.. *clock ticks* *chin in hands* *stares off into space* A week long party in which three days are spent at the beach.. mwaha. 

9.  Be able to control the water like Percy Jackson OR have power over lightning and air like Jason Grace?

1 over 2? That's unfair. Lightning and air, of course!

10.  Go to Camp Half-Blood OR Camp Jupiter?

Camp Half-Blood. 

Summer Vacation Would You Rathers:

1. Learn to ride a unicycle OR ride a dolphin?

Well, depends where I live. If I were to live near the water, dolphins, land = unicycle. So my preference? Dolphins. 

2. Travel in Ron's flying car OR travel on the Hogwarts Express?

The Hogwarts Express. I could hang out with my Slytherin friends instead of Ron. 

3. Spend a week camping in the woods OR spend a week at the beach?

A week in the woods. I'm sorry, but woods fascinate me more than beaches. 

4. Invent a board game OR invent a new sport?

Invent a new sport. Board games are.. .boring. 

5. Adopt a pet from an animal shelter OR discover a new species?

Adopt a pet! Never done it before. 

6. Adventure in the Amazon jungle OR travel across the Sahara Desert?

The jungle! JUNGLE JUNGLE JUNGLE! My most favorite book EVER is based in a jungle! Just gotta bring tons of inhalers, though. 

7. Build a space robot OR construct a rocket ship?

A rocket ship!

8. Become a Hollywood actor OR become a star on Broadway?

Duh.. Hollywood. -_- Did they have to ask?

9. Become a super hero and save a city OR become an evil villain and conquer the world?

AN EVIL VILLAIN! FINALLY! SOMEONE ASKS ME!

10. Write an epic novel OR have an epic novel written about you?

Write an epic novel. I really don't want publicity. Prefer to stay dark. Like the 9th Doctor. Yeah.