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Dear Professor Cornelia Horhshaw,

I accept your offer. The BIG sounds amazing!

But only one question. I need more information! So what's going on? What's this remarkable device? What are its amaznig powers? Who are our rivals? Who are our friends? 

Also, what would you like me to make for you? I am an aspiring scientist who is from the small village of Plotton. Not many know me by name, but I assure you, I will become famous one day.

How are we a Guild? How are we an Inquiry Guild? Seriously. How are we a Brazen Inquiry Guild? Answer me. Please!

I simply need answers, answers that you can supply. And I'm sorry that I asked more than one question. I have a bad habit of doing that. I honestly need to be part of BIG. It sounds like a dream come true. Thank you for giving me a job. Although having a research post isn't my dream (like I said before, I am an inventor), I am willing to take it. (Do you have promotions at BIG?) It is rare for someone to offer me-or anybody else-a job without first meeting that person. UNless, of course, you like, secretly are stalking me or something, which I have no doubt that you are NOT doing that. (Am I correct?)

Anyways, this letter is getting long, so I'll wrap it up. Once again, thank you.

With all due respect,

Your newcomer,

Kirsten Zandalf

1234 Cherry Lane

Plotton, XE