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Tangled-Up Rumors   

What the - pass the dried lacewings, please - heard about Zephyra? - oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam, and - everybody sayin' it's this powerful thing, I dunno, I - HOLY THUNDER - oy, Koshi! Don't - with FAFA? 'Cause I am, and we're - came down from the Barelands, something about a human invasion - to mess with the Powers - fur and feathers forever!!!

Goodnesss, but thisss place is a mob ssscene tonight. I've been hanging around here in my time off for days, ever sssince I heard about Zephyra. The gosssip is fun to lisssten to, certainly, but not very helpful: there's too much of it for me to make any sssenssse of! Ssso far I've heard there's thisss organization, FAFA, that'sss ssspying on the B.I.G., the B.I.G. being sssome human thing whose agentsss look far too much like the humans who tried to capture me. There are sssome at Cypher who want to help FAFA out, but not everybody.

I'm not sssure what to think about rumors of the Powers. I mean, we've all heard the legends, four Powers, each with itsss Guardian, ssscattered all about Kyngdom, but that doesn't mean anyone thought they were real before. And now every other word I hear is "Power" thisss, "Guardian" that, "Zephyra is a Guardian oh my thunder" thisss that and the other thing! Really! No ssscat!!

I'm ssstill relatively new around here- only moved here a ssseason-cycle or ssso ago. I hardly know anyone, including those at Cypher. Could sssomeone tell me a little more about who's really here, and what in sssun's name is really going on?!

Farewell and pip-pip to ye fair Highland birdies, farewell and pip-pip to ye birds of the Heights - did she really put a mouse in her - mmm! This wild seed casserole is delicious - aw, scat - and you, of all animals, believe those crazy - some human from New Windswood, supposed to be a scholar, knows all about Powers - what?! oh, no, I hadn't - well, what's B.I.G. got to do with - you don't think she could really be a Guardian, do you?....