Chrissie, I have to warn you about the B.I.G. They are dangerous, and if you are going against them they will be tempted to shred you to pieces. I am an agent for the FAFA and they tried to shred me to pieces too.

Thanks for the warning Scarlette. May I have an interview.

*Assumes reportery voice* 

1. How long have you been working for FAFA?

2. What did B.I.G. do to you?

3. What exactly did you do to invoke B.I.G.'s wrath?

4. What is your main concern about B.I.G.?

5. Who is your greatest enemy at B.I.G.?

(Please don't answer any questions you feel would reveal classified info.) 

I quit FAFA so I could tell you the long story that needs to be told. Also I never really was in FAFA I just went to meetings. But I never was in the B.I.G. Here is my story. 

I so little when the first bad thing happened to me. My parents were looking out the window, my mother was crying.  "Scarlette," my dad said, "you know  the B.I.G has been taking animals for test subjects? Well the B.I.G is here and that man is talking to them. He is saying that he will give permission to let B.I.G take all the birds that live here. But we won't let them, at least, we won't let them take you." My mom walked over to me and took me in her wings. Then she pushed me out of our home and told me to run. I did, at least as fast as a cygnet can. When I was sure B.I.G wouldn't catch me I hid in a hollow log. In the distance I heard sounds of struggling but that soon stopped. I knew that meant my parents were gone and they weren't coming back.

The next morning I woke up and heard crying. A girl was sitting on the log that I was in. Apparently she was sad about the same thing as I was, all the birds were taken from their homes by the B.I.G. I knew that she would probably give me a home and after all what did I have to lose? I walked out of my hiding place and stood in front of her. "You look like you need a family and I have news for you, your family isn't coming back," She said to me. I waddled up to her and hopped on to the log, and then on to her lap. "Oh well I'm glad you want to come with me, and I will have you as my friend." 

And so our friendship began. We stayed away from her father, who was the man who had let the B.I.G people take my family, and she told me stories about herself, how her mom died, her dad was now always grumpy, and her wonderful life before it fell apart. I listened but never said a word, because if she knew I could talk she would want to know all about my life and all the information I knew about animals and if the B.I.G found her after I told her that they would go ballistic and make her tell them all that she knew.

A little later in the year she left. Fortunately I could take care of myself by then and I found a wolf who told me about little crow. I joined FAFA but I never forgot about that girl, the one who needed me as much as I needed her, because I listened to her and sometimes that is all people need.

I hope that helps you,

Scarlette

P.S. I am a swan by the way. 

Okay, so I submitted that post before I read your interview. So now you kind of know who I am and why I hate the B.I.G from my most recent post.I saw in your first post that you want someone in a neutral position, so I resigned with FAFA but I plan on going back there. I hope I did not weird you out with the fact I am a swan.

Happy reporting,

Scarlette 

You didn't weird me out, Scarlette! Thank you so much for you interview. (I really don't mind that you're not neutral, I'm just happy someone commented on my post. :)

I am, as yet, alssso a neutral party. I worked on the Cypher Project until itsss completion, and of courssse I got no letter from B.I.G.- I am a sssnake, for hisssing out loud!! By the sssame token, I've had nobody from FAFA asssk me to join, either. However, the more I hear about B.I.G., the more they ssseem like humans of a truly nasssty sssort. I was driven out of the Sssluella Ssswampsss by an attempt on my life - or at leassst my freedom - by three humans, and it'sss looking more and more like they were from B.I.G.

I'm in rather a pickle at the moment, actually. Sssince the Cypher Project came to a close, I've had nowhere to go. I live at the Bog and Burrow currently, but what money I gained from working for the Project will sssoon run out. Any job opportunity catering to large, predatory sssnakesss would be much appreciated. Jussst sssaying.