Kyngdom Survival Guide
PICTURES FROM CHARLIE
Chatterbox: KYNGDOM™ Power of Wing
PICTURES FROM CHARLIE
PICTURES FROM CHARLIE
Hello! This is Charlie W. First of all, I'm sorry it's been so long since I visited this board. I see I have a LOT to catch up on! Like Little Crow told you, the Cypher Labs Dorms don't have the best Internet service—but the truth is, that's not why I've been offline for so long.
For the past week or so, I was off visiting the B.I.G. Headquarters along with the rest of the Cypher Labs scientists. The B.I.G. Internet networks are heavily monitored, so I couldn't post anything here without getting us all caught. To be extra safe, I just stayed offline the whole time. But I'm back in my dorm now, and I have some very interesting information for you.
During one of our MANY tours of the B.I.G. staff condos (which are fancier than anyone needs, in my opinion), I asked to go to the bathroom. Then I walked right past the bathrooms down a dark hallway, trying every doorknob I passed. One of the offices was unlocked. Inside were shelves of some of the nicest-smelling books I've ever smelled, as well as a huge taxidermied bear—and a desk covered in papers. I photographed them with my cell phone:
I'm 99% sure the crow in these papers is Little Crow's Aunt Zephyra! Luckily, B.I.G. doesn't seem to know much about her. But they know a lot about the mysterious object, or at least a lot more than I thought.
I'm gonna go catch up on the other posts here. But I want to send a huge, huge thanks to everyone who's agreed to lead a rescue team. You're all the best.
submitted by Charlie W., age 13, Cypher Labs Dormitory
(February 12, 2016 - 5:10 pm)
(February 12, 2016 - 5:10 pm)
How is the Object used by the animals? (Sorry, that last question is just a formality. We B.I.G. scientists stridently deny the existence of animal rituals, education, tradition, and culture. Obviously.)
I'm not even going to touch this.
(February 12, 2016 - 6:04 pm)
We have reason to believe that it is linked to the idea of wind, due to a mysterious rune on the top that signifies, according to our research, either "Air Flow," "Breath of Life," "Movement of the Spheres," or "What’s for Dinner?"
OK, this is bad. Our last spy mission showed that they had no idea about any of the Powers—now they a) definitely possess one and b) can read the rune?! How?
(February 12, 2016 - 6:06 pm)
THEY HAVE THE INTERNET! It tells them everything. Almost everything.
(February 12, 2016 - 6:07 pm)
About the "What's for Dinner?" part I beleive is from a) their craziness b) from the language xxx used by hystericals c) they misread it.
(February 16, 2016 - 2:32 pm)
Gog handled the subject a little roughly.
Poor Zephyra. This is hard to read.
(February 12, 2016 - 6:07 pm)
I planted the gold piece outside the Bog & Burrow Inn just like you asked me to. And I didn’t eat it because you told me it wasn’t food.
And humans run the world how?
(February 12, 2016 - 6:08 pm)
Bob started asking her about the stone with the holes in it but we couldn’t understand her responses. Then he took out the stone from his pocket and it was all shiny in the moonlight. I liked that part.
THIS GUY CARRIED THE POWER OF WING AROUND IN HIS POCKET? Wow, these people have no idea how powerful it is. I’m surprised they didn’t accidentally activate it, but still, it’s encouraging to see how out-of-touch they are.
(February 12, 2016 - 7:06 pm)
Allow me to translate...
Professor Cornelia: We know you know what this object is and what it does. Are you willing to talk
Zephyra: Caw?
She's saying, "Are you kidding me?"
Professor Cornelia: I don’t know what you said but I don’t like your tone. What does this rock do? What do the holes mean? We know this is not simply a rock.
Zephyra: Caw caw caw, caw, caw.
"I’d rather die than tell you about the Power of Wing. Oh, and you have spinach in your teeth."
Professor Cornelia: Is it simply a rock?
Zephyra: Caw-caw-caw-caw-caw.
"I-know-you-can’t-understand-me-so-I’m-going-to-talk-really-fast-and-make-you-uncomfortable."
Professor Cornelia: Is it—is it laughing at me? Bob, come in here. Is it laughing at me?
(February 12, 2016 - 7:09 pm)
MUST DETERMINE ITS PURPOSE BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON.
They’re still way off base here. They have no idea that the Power of Wing is designed to produce sound. This line makes me really nervous, though. We need to move fast.
(February 12, 2016 - 7:10 pm)
The bird was wearing a little leather jacket. Must be some kind of joke from a rival lab. NA, just an animal.
WhatIvyThinksAboutThis~
Come ON, humans! I'm offended that you think only YOU HUMANS can wear clothes. Hmmf.
'Just an animal' indeed! I'm so disgusted I'm not even gonna touch this thing.
Note: Any views expressed in - okay, you know what? Everyone knows that what Ivy just said is purely Ivy's point of view, so I'm not going to ask for Chinchilla to not be sued. And anyways, I agree with Ivy that this is a disgraceful way for humans to act, especially BIG.
~ThePersonWhoMakesNotes
FINALLY you agree with me, ~ThePersonWhoMakesNotes.
Hey..... Charlie.... in the first picture of the files...... there's a note written in pen at the bottom left corner of the picture..... the note says.... Why is Kyngd
At the end of that note, the files cover the rest of it up.
(February 14, 2016 - 5:39 pm)
Ah, good catch! was in such a rush, I didn't notice that.
(February 16, 2016 - 1:30 pm)
Wow how did you get this stuff?
Curiosity killed the cat- Pheonix
(February 21, 2016 - 3:28 pm)
Very strange...and very unnerving.
Nobody at the FaFA knew aobut this...what is this "Object"?
I guess its a race against time to see who will figure it out first...BIG, us, or Fafa?
I have a feeling BIG knows teh msot aobut it, and thats not good.
(February 21, 2016 - 9:42 pm)
THEY HAVE THE OBJECT???? I NEED TO-
Um, that is, great! (laughs nervously) Yay BIG!
(March 2, 2016 - 5:56 pm)
I hope I dont miss out on the next rescue mission!
(March 5, 2016 - 3:04 pm)