I officially accept the position. My latest invention was the Monotron3000 which projects realistic and tangible images of animals alive, extinct, and imaginary. I am currently improving it so that it has a feature wheel and can project works of the imagination such as mash-ups or new mythological animals that anyone can just imagine up. Personally, I think domesticating a butterfly would be spendid. So you beautiful yet dangerous. It could be used to spy on an enemies or curious persons. Last of all, I do have some certifiactions in Animal Posion Manipualtion (APM).Basically, I extract posions from certain animals, mess around with them a bit, and manipualte to my needs. Besides that, I am also a certified tester for the ACPA (Animal Cage and Pen Association). That's all!

I officially accept the position. My latest invention was the Monotron3000 which projects realistic and tangible images of animals alive, extinct, and imaginary. I am currently improving it so that it has a feature wheel and can project works of the imagination such as mash-ups or new mythological animals that anyone can just imagine up. Personally, I think domesticating a butterfly would be spendid. So you beautiful yet dangerous. It could be used to spy on an enemies or curious persons. Last of all, I do have some certifiactions in Animal Posion Manipualtion (APM).Basically, I extract posions from certain animals, mess around with them a bit, and manipualte to my needs. Besides that, I am also a certified tester for the ACPA (Animal Cage and Pen Association). That's all!

I need a job.  i'm a spy, in case anyone didn't know.

I formally accept. Call me Agent O.

My last invention was a special device to implant in skin that you can read minds with.                                                                                                                                                                       big cats because I just do                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              maybe 

I decline, I decline, You're keeping me as a prisoner, I decline! B.I.G. is EVIL! EVIL! They kidnap innocent people! FAF FOREVER! FAF members, please don't hate me!

 iI accept the job. f i could tame an animal it would be  the barnacle belly starshooterjet fish, my invention is a power suit, and i am good with clock work. By the way i found a few spys.

I accept.

I do, in fact have relevant certifications. I am extermely advanced in animal testing for my age, and I am good at getting people to tell me what I want.  I would domesticate the crow species, for they are the most troublesome.  I have invented a serum, that when fed to a human, will detect whether or not they have had contact with animals in the past 37 hours.  I would like to do as much as I can to support your wonderful organization.

I'm looking forward to this. 

My latest invention? My last recent invention was the Lodestone, a device that interferes with an animal's natural ability to sense direction and time of year. Right now I'm working on something that could put animals in a permanently sleepy mood, which could greatly increase our chances of dominance.

I want to domesticate the fox. Foxes are clever and swift, and I think a fox could be extremely useful. We could use them as messengers or perhaps spies. They are clever enough to be of use and can flee from danger.

I am excellent at spying and have done so before. Perhaps I could be a spy for BIG? It seems there are so many spies for FAFA - watch out for them! I have also worked with the minds of animals, as perhaps indicated with my recent invention. I believe that of we can conquer the mind of the animal, we can conquer the animal, and I intend to do that.

How will your latest invention further humankind's mastery of the natural world? My latest invention has not been prototyped yet, as I am still working on it. But in theory, it is an orb that absorbs the power of the sun and can exert it on the air in such a way that the user can control the air currents. The applications for this device, if finally perfected, are endless- all sorts of flying devices and machines could be created. You could literally control the wind! I believe that dominating the air is the first step to improving humanity's knowledge of the natural world. The problem is, my device is missing something...

What wild animal would you most like to domesticate, and why? I have long been intrigued by the giant sun eagle (solem aquila). It is a gigantic bird that is not well known, and I can find very little information about it. I believe that it is distantly related to the dragons, but it flies in its own unique way. Unlike other birds, which rely on their light weight and hollow bones to fly, this species of eagle is bulky and huge, and I have a theory that it relies on the sun to give it enough energy for flight. If I could study this interesting specimen, it might give me insight on how to design my orb (see above). 

Do you have any relevant certifications (i.e. cage building, cage soundproofing, cage maintenance, interrogation techniques, testing cosmetics on animals, etc.)? I have none of these certifications. Why would you test cosmetics on animals? And I think that it would be more reliable to study animals in their natural environment, as opposed to a cage.   

@Admins- For some reason the font above turned out really big. I did copy and paste the questions, is that why? Also, it highlighted my answer to question 3. 

I think all fonts and size are standardized when we post them. Some do come in really big and/or highlighted.

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I accept the position.

Sadly, I do not have any inventions because my parents do not allow me to get supplies.

I would like to domesticate a lynx.

I do not have any relevant certifications.

Despite all of this, I would be a great help around the lab. 

Of course I accept! ******Hey FAFA, I want to be a S-p-y for you!******

Recently I invented (with the help of a few assistants) a machine that calms animals and lures them to you so you can capture and study them. ******FAFA I totally didn't!******

I would like to domesticate a lion so they don't rip you to pieces if you step into their territory. ****FAFA- I did not mean that whatsoever!******

I have trained a duck to be a hair dresser ***FAFA- I did not do that or any of the following!*****. Also, I have experience with testing lipstick on kangaroos. Just 3 weeks ago, I worked with a pet trainer to create leashes that keep animals from slipping out of you grasp.

Excited to get to the lab! Can't wait to meet all of you. :) Dominium Ex Scienta, everyone! 

Hi! I don't invent 'cause I'm a wolf but I am a wolf Alpha! I can lead the wolves to you...

Before saying no, I can spy on F.A.F.