Kyngdom Survival Guide
Luna's on the
Chatterbox: KYNGDOM™ RP Board
Luna's on the
Luna's on the Dispatch
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G'day folks! It's Luna Sollux on the dispatch, and I'm here to report! I be here every day, hopefully, and I'll report regularly. Feel free to comment and give me advice!
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*Static*
Helloooooo Kyngdomers! T'day the weather's lookin' good, and the sun is shining! A slight overcast of clouds, white and fluffy! Hopefully we'll get some rain soon, th' farmers are complainin'. The messenger birds a flying strong today, there's only some light breezes. Those weather people say that tomorrow, it'll be lookin' stormy! Bit o' a strong headwind to the east, but those birds heading west'll be practically carried by the wind! Nice day to just go out and relax today!
So, the recent news! I've recently requested a position at the Resistance! Um, *shuffles notes* oh yes! Random Person was captured by Catastrophe when she went after Sunset, but Sunset had already been freed from Catastrophe's grasp. Speaking of which, Moonshadow (I think that's her) made a daring rescue, on behalf of Sunset!
And finally, oh no, the advertisements! Oh, good! We don't have any! Feel free to post 'em though! I'll get on to more fun stuff on my next update!
*Static*
G'by folks!
*Winks out*
submitted by Moon
(August 1, 2017 - 7:14 pm)
(August 1, 2017 - 7:14 pm)
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Meanwhile...
Alex: "What the (ADMIN HAMMER) is going on!?!?"
(August 2, 2017 - 8:14 am)
*Static*
Lookin' stormy today, with a high in the 60s, not sure how low it'll go, but not too cold. In Northern Kyngdom, were getting reports of light blizzards! The southern parts have gotten a slight frost in the morning, but it'll be slightly cooler in the afternoon. In Ashlari, hot as ever, and expect a few sandstorms!
And now, not a lot goin' on, so I'll skip on to the fun stuff!
10 Recipes You Should Really Try to Make (or eat)
10 - Pine Needle Caffeine! Keeps you awake enough . . .
9 - Fudgy Brownies! Thanks to RP and Sprocket, there fame has spread! (I've seen, like, 5 orders for them.)
8 - The Purrville line. Purrville cupcakes, friskies . . . Daisy did a rather nice job on those!
7 - Asharian tiramisu! What type of cake would Ashari have, other than coffee cake?
6 - Mer Oysters . . . they're rather good.
5 - Moon cakes, my own invention.
4 - Poppyseed muffins. Just . . . find Small Turtle for an explanation. Last sighting at Daisy's Diner.
3 - Stale Labrynith Dust! If you're an elephant, you'd find it rather satisfying.
2 - Shrimp Gumbo, the only comfort food I've found at any place.
1 - Take your pick! No, seriously, comment and tell me which one it should be!
(August 2, 2017 - 4:01 pm)
Wait random person was caught trying to save me? Oh no! thats terrible.
(August 6, 2017 - 10:51 am)
G'day Kyngdomers! T'day's bright and windy, with a strong headwind to the south! Messenger birds are flocking t' take the advantage! Well, normal Kyngdom weather, so I'll skip on to the most exciting things!
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So, the radio network's b'n fix'd, no more static! Speakin' o' static, Random Person's being interrogated by good ol' Catastrophe! Her radio's lost it's battery, and somethin' about what causes the decoys in the Decoy Forest? Let's just say that she sure needs some rescuing!
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'Kay! Excpect more reports later!
(August 15, 2017 - 7:56 pm)
Note From Author: Hey, I love this idea! I'm a girl, myself, but Moonshadow's a guy, btw. ;-)
(August 17, 2017 - 8:37 am)
Hello, everybody! This is Connie speaking. I have a few stolen moments from the raging battle going on outside, but I'm hiding out in the medicine tent. If anyone has any supplies, you know, bandages, weapons, whatever, please send them in with a Resistance soldier! Any help would be greatly appreciated. We;re not really sure who's winning, but let's hope for the best -- oh, sorry, I have to go -- there's lots of blood -- I'm disturbing the patients -- yes, Quill, I'm going! I know I know! *static* *cuts out*
(August 20, 2017 - 8:50 pm)
Ah yes. Weell, we don' have any sponsors, which is a bit o' a dissapointment, but I'm hoping for some donors!
(August 21, 2017 - 1:34 pm)