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Field reports

(A collection of field reports showing how their work is doing, and reports of the states of different armies, of an 'informant'. Probably easy to get your paws, talons, or claws on if you really wanted to.)

Here we go again. Sitting in the Crane Post tree for hours on end, waiting on a comfortable (sorta) mushroom for my messages to get sent. And they all insist on taking it through a wolf to smell for explosives. Kinda rude, but I tried to send one straight to the head of that dumb army where they stationed me for my sp--whoops! Ha, ha ha, ha. Grr.

I've been sitting in the Crane Post for about an hour now, while they insist on having my post checked, and scribbling on a piece of bark with a twig, practicing imitating how humans write. Ah, to write in animal again! But, they've agreed, I need to send copies that humans can read. Humans! Rgh. 

There's a crane flying in about now. I'm about to make a demand. THEY NEED BETTER CUSTOMER SERVICE! How else would one write totally-not-top-secret-millitary-documents and have them sent?! 

Time to get this on.