Kyngdom Survival Guide
Banks are Open!
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Banks are Open!
Banks are Open!
Our homw was once SailHAven, but we have now moved to Kyngdom.
That war with Catastroohe expensive? Take out a loan here, and we will take no more than 10% of all treasure won!
Those pesky Resistance fighters! Are they destroying supplies? Not to worry. We have the perfect weapons to keep 'em for winning the war!
You need something stored? Not a problem. Our vaults are inpenatrable.
Need to make a reliable investment in the Aether Market? Talk to one of our financial advisors.
Disclaimer: Debts are not always nice things to have. Remember Resistance: you take a loan and forget to pay us? We have no problem getting blood on our hands...
But not to worry. Just remember your payments, and we are a key to your sucess.
submitted by The Banks of Kyngdom
(January 12, 2017 - 11:06 am)
(January 12, 2017 - 11:06 am)
I want to see you make me.
(January 12, 2017 - 1:37 pm)
We only want to help.
(January 12, 2017 - 5:24 pm)
*machine clinks and spills out nothing"
*automated voice* We apologize for the inconvenience, but your current convincing level could not be deposited. The scan concludes that it is counterfeit. Have a nice day!
(January 12, 2017 - 9:52 pm)
Why does this always happen to us? Oh well, looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way...
*Using superstrength, pries the door off the machine and grabs the money*
I think this is our time to run.
*sirens go off*
(January 13, 2017 - 7:00 am)
shadow! Did you just rob a bank? I know they're evil, but you could really just ask Karune.
(January 14, 2017 - 12:48 pm)
Hey, it's not my fault! Mina's cash wasn't counterfiet, and I'm sick of these banks pushing us around.
(January 15, 2017 - 7:52 am)
*sighs* Fine. Just don't do it again. For now, maybe distribute any extra to those who need it.
(January 15, 2017 - 10:32 am)
Just wair, Resistance. Your nausiating financial situation will eventually catch up with you.
(January 15, 2017 - 12:10 am)
Just wair, Resistance. Your nausiating financial situation will eventually catch up with you.
(January 15, 2017 - 12:10 am)
By "financial situation" do you mean the way we acquire money, the fact that we don't have much money, or do you just not like that Shadow just robbed you?
(January 15, 2017 - 9:59 am)
All three. Also, did you just rob a bank? My my... What a horrible state of affars... It would be awful if everybody heard about that one...
(January 15, 2017 - 10:30 am)
I prefer to think of it as a Robin Hood situation. Steal from the tyrants, give to the poor.
(January 15, 2017 - 4:00 pm)
Shadow! What have I told you!?
My apologies. I'll get my friends to give the money back...
(January 15, 2017 - 7:13 pm)
Yeah...Robin Hood. We can call you... I don't know...shadow Hood? Sounds creepy. Robin shadow? Too bird-like. (and yes, you're technically a bird, but whatever.) What about...Shobin Hood? Robin Shood? Lol. Never mind.
(January 15, 2017 - 8:27 pm)
Is that a threat? Do you think that we don't want anybody to know? *HEY, EVERYONE! THE RESISTANCE JUST ROBBED A BANK!!!*
(January 15, 2017 - 8:08 pm)