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B.I.G is back.

B.I.G is back.

Well, you thought that the Brazen Inquiry Guild was gone? That we'd disappeared, replaced by some off brand called the Society of Concerned Scientists? HA!

We're still alive, my dear...associates. And we're planning something BIG. B.I.G big.

Does it have to do with the mysterious power of Hoof?

Why, maybe. Just maybe.

Or maybe I lied to you. Maybe I told that to you because we were planning to steal Howl, not Hoof.

It's your choice.

Howl or Hoof.

Choose now. 

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(December 31, 2016 - 2:53 pm)
For starters;
(I'm not being impersonated. Hoi! It's Icy here!) 
1. B.I.G had plans to ally with you? No, we had plans to ally with a small group of people who escaped the ball. However, a Silver Beast, a side-affected Mythic referred to as 'Whist' invaded during that transaction, and it had to be called off. Also, this transaction was not directed, in any way shape or form, towards the resistance. Like I said earlier, it was directed towards a small group of people who escaped the ball.
2. We may see eye to eye on certain things--such as Catastrophe--but our animal views aren't exactly the same, now are they. B.I.G is mainly focused around our animal....experiments, and if you do not agree with our main motto, the core that builds us to the perfect organization, then I cannot agree with your cause.
3. As I have said before, B.I.G is not a military organization. We have participated in small squabbles over land, as any company or organization does once in a while, but our main focus is to experiment and further science and this world with our animal-based experiments, not by conquest.
4. B.I.G will take a political stand against Catastrophe, but we will NOT declare any 'alliances' and rubbish. (Side, out of character note--that would be like if NASA declared itself an ally of the Republican party.)
5. We aren't heartless monsters. Animals aren't even sentient beings, and I have two lovely twin daughters, and was married until my wife died in a tragic accident. I loved her more than anything. We're capable of love here, too.
6. We ask for no interference in our business from the Resistance. We would just wish that you could leave us be to experiment. For humanity!
7. Touring times for our new facility are held at three PM on Mondays, Fridays, and Wednesdays. Please reserve in advance if you're interested in furthering humanity through science.
8. B.I.G denies all theories of animal sentience, and animal sentience supporters. 
9. B.I.G denies all involvement in a freak tunnel accident that happened earlier this year on B.I.G property.
10. I will not consort with people if they resort to petty and immature insults. 
11. B.I.G will not accept questioning about the SOCS, a more military program than ours is, truly.
12. I don't appreciate being called evil, or you 'nature' and 'animal' lovers hacking my background information in this way.
13. I will deny all connections or information of me having a real name. My real name is an extremely closely guarded secret that even my dear associate (well, I hope that we might become more than associates, but that's none of your business) Mrs. Hornshaw doesn't know.
Good day.    
submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(January 2, 2017 - 5:24 pm)

Ooh, the man has a crush! And yes, that absolutely is my business. 

Thank you for the explanation, but your daughters know the truth of animal sentience. And yes, I know your daughters. Or at least of them. I know you have a heart; why, then, do you insist on continuing these cruel experiments? What do you even hope to discover?

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(January 2, 2017 - 6:50 pm)

Madam, I have a heart, and that is the exact reason why I continue these so-called 'cruel' experiments. I perform these to further science and humanity.

As of my daughters, their beliefs do not make an impression on me. 

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(January 2, 2017 - 8:54 pm)

You didn't answer the question of what you hope to achieve. 

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(January 2, 2017 - 10:36 pm)

Out of charrie: Icy!!!! You're back!!!! Wait, you were gone, right? Or was it just a rumor. 

Awk-ward.....

Style, hush. 

In charrie: Anonymous, I can understand statements 1, 2, 3 (kinda), 4, and 5. Number 6, your request that the Resistance not interfere, is unfair. It is not just the Resistance, but animals, led by the FAFA, that are worried about their welfare which is endangered by your company, who are "interfering". If some certain animal's friend is captured and experimented on without consent, this certain animal is bound to be worried and want their friend out of this predicament. And when various entreaties fail to stop the injustice, the only option left is forcible rescue. Is having animals rescue their kidnapped friends what you call "interfering" with your operation? 

Now for 8: If many beings make a scientific claim, wouldn't you investigate it? (unless of course, it's been already disproved, like the theory that the world is flat) Why is animal sentience different? If another scientific group (Cypher Labs) claims they have found a way to communicate with animals intelligently, and the claim seems valid, why do you shut your eyes and persist in saying that, no, it is not possible?

9: Freak tunnel accident?!

10: I think you can see that this is not a petty insult, but a logical argument.  

~Arra Windflight

Out of charrie: this post is not intended to show prejudice against any BIG authors, and does not state the real views of Arra's author (I've got a dog, people, I know he doesn't think the same way as us) 

Alexander R., this is generally what people add after a post against some group or person. Hint Hint.  

 

 

 

 

 

submitted by Arra W.
(January 2, 2017 - 7:52 pm)

(I left all areas but Kyngdom for a tiny bit. Long story.(

Madam,

Animals do not make 'friends'. There is no such thing as the 'FAFA', it's simply something made up and run by petty nature lovers who insist we should stop our animal experiments. Animals are not sentient.

We have investigated and destroyed many scientific claims. As for the Cypher, we believe that it is a primitive way to speak to animals in their own primitive language, but conversation doesn't get far because of the animal's three drives--eat, rest, survive, mate.

I was not referring to you when I said 'petty insults, I was referring to the young fox man who refused to speak to me correctly and calmly earlier, and was acting, to say it roughly, quite immature. *

 

 

 

*All views said in this post are not of the author, and I respect Alexander R's author and are only acting in character. 

 

 

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(January 3, 2017 - 11:14 am)

what can I say Anon. I'm the type that takes risks and fights unwinable battles (that can I say win) experamenting on animals without their agreement is like if I deside to inject you with Magic and see if you survive BY FIRST KIDNAPPING YOU. who's the immature one now?

submitted by Alexander R, age 14
(January 3, 2017 - 12:58 pm)

None of the things you listed make me immature.

Animals can't agree; they're not sentient.  

submitted by Anonymous, age Classified, Unknown
(January 3, 2017 - 1:26 pm)

I don't know about the animals you are referring to but I'm an Anthro! not an animal, sure I look sorta like one but I'M NOT AN ANIMAL. I'M A FOX ANTHRO! LOOK IT UP! just watch for rule 34, humans can be weird.

submitted by Alexander R, age 14
(January 3, 2017 - 6:13 pm)

ummm, those are four drives. Just saying. Also, being part bird, I must say those don't drive me. 

submitted by shadow, age 13
(January 3, 2017 - 4:09 pm)

I say animals have sentiment and have emotions. Honestly. Have you looked at Kyngdom?

submitted by Alexandria
(January 3, 2017 - 1:33 pm)

*sentient

submitted by Alexandria
(January 3, 2017 - 1:40 pm)

I wish to achieve the furthering of humanity through science.

submitted by Anonymous @Viola?, age Classified, Unknown
(January 3, 2017 - 4:41 pm)

That is not a sufficient answer. I wish to know your short-term goals and how you hope to use them to further humanity, and in what way. Where do humans need furthering, anyway? We're destructive enough as it is. And also, you listed four drives, not three. I know others have pointed this out as well, but really. The very people you claim to not be sentient correct you.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(January 3, 2017 - 8:20 pm)

@Anonymous

Your post said animals three drives and you listed four. Therefore, you should have said four drives. Sorry if this is offensive. It was bugging me. 

submitted by Control Freak, age I had to , Sorry
(January 3, 2017 - 5:36 pm)