I would like to join. Here are my records, they are very respectable. Random Person, do you need my assistance?

Name: Yulimia Targen (You-l-i-mia Tar-soft g-en)

Age: 14 

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Appearance: Short black hair, cut into a boy crop. Deep brown eyes. Dark skin and wears green clothing, to blend in.

Personality: Cold. Hardly any emotion ever shown. Doesn't seem to care about fear, and is never scared. Intimidating.

Background/Other: Yulimia is a trained assasin and self-trained spy. She has been hired for numerous clients, including Catastrophe and Elliot, to Professor Hornshaw and Trill Woodhena, to Sprocket and Icicle Soul**. She will kill anyone, regardless of age, gender or race. And the same goes for her spying.  Her background...little is known, and the little that is known, I am not allowed to disclose yet.

I APPROVE THESE RECORDS

Headmistress Rigga, Society of Concerned Scientists, Facility A 

**=AUTHORS NOTE

Yulimia has NOT actually been hired by these charries. Yulimia is a brand new charrie, made for this thread only, and I was simply thinking of references. Please, no offense intended. 

So, Yumilia (Did I spell that correctly?) how do you think we can get more people to join? Do you think we could put up "advertising thingys" on other threads. Something like "Spys for hire" or whatever?