Kyngdom Survival Guide
On the Road
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On the Road
On the Road Too Many Times
#when you see this its 4th wall#
Hello this is recording #27 and this is how everything went down #If you don't know me go to the who's there page but I'll sum it up# My Name is Alexander Richerdson and I am an anthro fox with orange fur, I am NOT a mutant. what I am is normal where I come. (I found some journals about this place) so if you find this I'm either dead, gone,or still here. anyway I can not wait for exploring what is here. Equiped with my Shortsword, map and wits I cross the boarder. Here we go.
submitted by Alexander R, age 14, Boarders of Kyngdom
(October 27, 2016 - 5:46 am)
(October 27, 2016 - 5:46 am)
Oh! Asgore, right?
(November 7, 2016 - 11:31 am)
no his son Asriel
(November 7, 2016 - 2:48 pm)
No, Asriel. :P
(November 7, 2016 - 3:19 pm)
Oh. I was also thinking of Asriel and Toriel, actually... Wow, that was really obvious now that I think about it.
While we're on the subject of Undertale, did anyone else notice that Toriel is a pun? Toriel, tutorial...
(November 7, 2016 - 9:19 pm)
I'm completley dazed at what just happened, but Alex seems fine. We wait until the soldiers comb the area and leave, and we head towards the next town.
"We're gonna have to try a new act," Alex mutters.
"Ya think?" I ask sarcastiacally.
Then I remember something. An animal village crawling with animals, not many humans. We could stay at that one place.... Bog and Borrow Inn was it?
"I have an idea," I announce to Alex.
(November 6, 2016 - 8:44 pm)
night 3
Is this like pokemon?
"Bog and Borrow? But I was just there at the other town!"
"There are more you -" she stopped herself, must've relized that since I'm a forndener I would NOT know.
"And let me guess, there are more Lisa's"
"You know her? Ah no what made you have the idea?"
"There's this women I met on one of my adventure's named nurce joy and she had like 32 other sisters named Joy"
"Let me guess, they were also nurces."
"Yep"
"Let's just go inside"
"You don't have to ask me twice!"
We go inside and there was a snake at that is singing a slitely differnt verson of lady gaga's "pokerface" (do they do this with all song? or is it just unintenional.) the smell of food, animals everywhere, an otter, a-
"Heather, you said there were no more Lisa's,"
"That's Jenna"
I look at the otter, sure enough, her nametag said "Jenna"
I ask Jenna "do you have a sister named Lisa?"
"Yes and you must be Alex, Lisa told me all about you,"
I mouth "close enough" to Heather then she asked Jenna how many sisters she had.
"19, their names are Lisa, Ann, Joy, Martha, Nancy, Lou, Candy, Elisabith, Wendy, Emma, Candice, Finnona, Amanda, Viki, Courteny, Oliva, Lizzie, Dee Dee, and Alexandera."
She stop to take a breath "anyway how may I help you?"
"I give my smug look at Heather.
"We would like a 2 bedroom room please." Asked Heather
"That would be 10 aethers."
"Wait," I said confused, "isn't that for one bedroom?"
"Yes but since you gave Lisa a recording of all of your adventure, all my sisters desided to give you half off everything!"
"Akex how many adventures. Have you been on?"
"Oh 26"
"During the 2 years?"
"Yes?"
"Can you tell me one?"
"If you like staying up till 1 am sure."
"Maybe later."
"Ok," I turn to Jenna "how about 2 gems?"
"That'll do" Thank goodness no storys, I like telling them but they are so long. I give the gems to Jenna and the second we came in room 32 I folped on the bed and slept.
(November 7, 2016 - 7:35 am)
Do you also want to take this to the Bog and Burrow Inn RP? We can be a part of it, I think it would be fun.
(November 7, 2016 - 4:40 pm)
#have you forgoten that that bog and borrow has Lisa at it? the one we are at has Jenna! did you even read the latest post on here?
(November 7, 2016 - 6:44 pm)
#UUUUGGGGHHHH JUST FORGET MY NIGHT 3 POST#
(November 7, 2016 - 7:35 pm)
(Alright, I'm going to change thigs a little bit. I'm sorry if you don't like it, we can totally change it back if you want! I'm just offering an alternative.)
We burst open the doors to the Bog and Burrow, where there is already a huge fight happening. But this isn't a brawl- swords, guns, arrows, and fists are drawn, and many are fighting for their lives. Two cats fight, an archer, a couple of hooded people, a bird girl, an otter (Whom I believe is Lisa) and other animals and people.
I glance at Alexander, but he looks at me, already having his gun drawn and his face in a scowl. He turns to the rest of the crowd and goes right in.
I prepare my Aether gun and explosives, detonating one by throwing it at the wall. Bug-like robots stream in more than they had been doing before, and some look around in panick. Yet, the fight continues. A bullet glances by my arm, and I shoot in the direction where it came.
Animal fights animal, human fights human, and mutant fights mutant.
Is this what Kyngdom has come to?
(November 7, 2016 - 6:33 pm)
"Heather, I've already been here!"
"Oh I didn't know,'
"Nevermind, let's find out what the **** is happening"
Just then I hear a shotgun blast and un "OOFFH"
"Lisa!"
"Let's go in already!"
I drawn my silent pistol, then kicked down the door
"Oh my claaws! Alex!" Lisa is fine, and she's with this archer guy.
"Sup,"
"Alex, now is not the time for intros"
"Oh that's right Heather," I turn to Lisa "Lisa can I borrow that for a second?"
She hands me her shotgun, I load it with a "special" blank and fired it.
*KABOOM*
Everyone looks at me.
"NOW WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!?!"
"That's what I would like to know" I heard Lisa mumble.
(November 7, 2016 - 8:49 pm)
Yeah, I did. XP
Thank you! :D
(November 8, 2016 - 5:28 pm)
You're welcome!
(November 8, 2016 - 10:25 pm)
Alex? (if I may call you that) Please refrain from cursing. Anywhere.
I wonder if I sound like someone's mom.
(November 12, 2016 - 11:35 am)
that is why I censor it with ****. you think the admins do that? Well I will stop doing it so much.
(November 13, 2016 - 1:13 am)