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Listen to the KNN, the Kyngdom News Network, for news stories that bring only the best of the best, the most intriuging, and fact-based stories in all of Kyngdom! I'm your host, Robert Bobbert, and this half-hour, we talk to Jan Bran, a reporter covering the series of strange events that have been happening. Jan, hello.
Hello, Robert, nice to talk to you(or not)...
Ms Bran, could you tell us how this all started?
Well, about 4 months ago, the BIG headquarters were destroyed in a gas explosion, the government says, but there were no signs of exploded pipes and there was no smell of gas in the air. There were, however, large red feathers from a bird, potentially the Song of War Bird. Then about two months later, debris from the ocean was washing up on beaches, things like instruments, crown molding, and food. The government says that the debris was from the Luna Islands, home of the fae, had its first high tide in a decade, and the newest homes that were on the sandbar got washed away. However, there are no records of homes ever being built on the sandbars of the Luna Islands, nor any record of an extended period of low tide, let alone the fact that the government usually sends out aid to the fae in a situation like that. These signs all point to the possibibility that the government is either being misinformed, has so little staff due to many disappearing without notice that it cannot keep file on these things correctly, or is lying.
Jan Bran, report-
Wait, I've only been talking five minutes!
Jan Bran, rep-
No! *crash of a chair being pulled backwards* *muffled yells*
JAN BRAN, REPORTER FOR THE ONE AND ONLY *loud crash* KNN, THE KYNGDOM NEWS NETWORK! LET'S LOOK *several screams, two crashes reverbrate through the hallway outside, sprinklers start up* AT THE STOCKS!
submitted by Robert B.
(October 13, 2016 - 12:10 pm)
(October 13, 2016 - 12:10 pm)
Morse Code Message Intercepted From Unknown Area Shortly After The Explosion:
W-E--C-A-N-T--G-I-V-E--U-P-[STOP]-W-H-I-L-E--T-H-E-Y-R-E--O-C-C-U-P-I-E-D--W-E--S-T-R-I-K-E-[STOP]-T-H-E-Y-R-E--T-R-A-C-I-N-G--M-E-[STOP]-I--H-A-V-E--T-O--K-E-E-P--M-O-V-I-N-G-[STOP]-G-O-O-D--L-U-C-K--N-I-N-E-T-Y-O-N-E
F-R-O-M--S-E-V-E-N-T-Y-T-H-R-E-E
(October 13, 2016 - 5:40 pm)
The NWSE is up 1.03 points, the ASE is down .16 points. *several loud clangs*
(October 14, 2016 - 4:46 pm)
So this is what the Government has been doing. Covering up our..
Ugh. It is interesting though-- I'll listen more.
(October 17, 2016 - 9:48 am)
I put my hands in my pockets, and I feel somethig. I pull it out, and see that it's my old radio, the one I got from the forest market back when I was staying at the Bog and Burrow Inn. I guess I haven't checked in on any news lately. I turn the dial, and hear a faint signal coming through...
(October 22, 2016 - 6:59 am)