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Non-Fighting Contributors
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Non-Fighting Contributors
Non-Fighting Contributors:
Anyone in the Kyngdom who is disinclined to throw themselves into the front lines, or if you simply don't feel that it's your calling, please post your stories here.
Because, if we're being honest, the army needs somebody back home, or else there would be no one to fight for in the first place. That said, the army also needs strategists, planners, research teams, chefs, and all types of industry, including prison wardens and interrogationists like myself.
So even though action is more fun, office jobs are just as important.
And a special thanks to those of you who are out there fighting, hacking away courageously at B.I.G.
submitted by Tessa Silverleaf, age 14, N.E. Kyngdom Highlands
(May 13, 2016 - 3:19 pm)
(May 13, 2016 - 3:19 pm)
Erm, actually it's Icy writing from my dad's pov.
(May 22, 2016 - 2:22 pm)
I
sit in my office in my favorite chair in the world. A bright pink thing stuffed
with duckling down. I got it from Jacques Erminguard as a graduation gift, back
when he still thought that pink was my favorite color. I swivel around lazily
behind my desk, fighting off the headache threatening to consume and control my
thoughts. Three in one week. I haven't lost a prisoner since . . . I don't even know when. Certainly not in the time that I have been Commander in Chief. This will be such an embarrassment . . . The press will have a field day. As will the mayor. He hates my job. He hates the whole department. He thinks it's inhumane and disgusting, riiculous, barbarous, whatnot. My answer? It's NECESSARY. Besides, I actually kind of like my job. Call me morbid. Doesn't change my responsiblities to my city and to the Kyngdom. Nothing short of a mass genocide of the animals could change that. And I don't plan on letting that happen, even if I'm just some head of command, sit behind a desk worker. I rather like my limbs where they are, and my brains and intestines safely shut inside my body. I'd take that every time against having them splattered on some God forsaken mound of dirt in the middle of nowhere or, even better, floating in a glass jar in a B.I.G. storeroom.
(May 16, 2016 - 7:01 pm)
Need more guards? All my bats are bored to death watching BIG and would be so happy to help you.
(May 16, 2016 - 10:17 pm)
Dear Miss Silverleaf,
Our lab coats are not soaked with the blood of the innocent. These animals that we are dealing with are also dangerous. If you do not wish to see both sides of what is going on, then that is your decision. However, sometimes, in order to build a stronger place, you have to get rid of the weak spots. In this case, we are not trying to get rid of the animals we are experimenting on. They are serving a great purpose. If they...give through...in these experiments, it shows that they are weak. And the weak drags the strong down.
Ever so sincereley,
Janelle Parseli
Brazen Inquiry Guild
Department of Animal Experimentation
(May 16, 2016 - 7:41 pm)
She is also known as Sina, and a traitor.
(May 17, 2016 - 11:49 pm)
Dear Miss Parseli,
You only go further to prove my previous suspiscions that humans are less intelligent than they pretend to be, as my earlier reference the blood-stained lab coats was metaphorical.
If you are incapable of either comprehending or appreciating the art of the metaphor, I can't imagine how you got into such a position where one would be required to attain much higher levels of thought process. It makes the situation quite worse, in fact, to know that instead of qualified scientists imprisoning, abusing, and dissecting my brothers and sisters it's the intellectual giants such as yourself doing these horrific tests and the likes.
If by "the strong" that you mentioned you mean, um . . . you? You and B.I.G., perhaps?
That's funny. I was under the impression that having to take what you want by force, lacking the ability or will to do anything peacefully, made you anything but "strong".
And, on a lighter note, I'd like to thank you with everything I have for keeping our messages to one another strictly formal. Hardly anyone in the forest these days bothers with the lost art of the formality of business.
With best wishes,
Tessa LeFay Silverleaf
Minktropolis Containment and Correctional Institution
Commander in Chief of P.O.W. Containment and Interrogation
(May 23, 2016 - 6:35 pm)
And if I catch BIG agents in the place you mentioned earlier, I will deliver them to you.
(May 16, 2016 - 10:25 pm)
Alexander, you are here as well. I gather this is a thread for intellectuals, so I will introduce myself. I am a biotech engineer, but my projects are risky... Anyway, I got exiled from sailhaven (a floating city. I will explain later.) and now I am here! And no, I do not approve of testing my projects on animals. Robots are much better!
(May 21, 2016 - 10:51 pm)