New Character Lounge.
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New Character Lounge.
New Character Lounge.
They all seem to die just... like... that. *snaps* So, THIS one is not going to die. If all you other people stop posting, I swear by the four letter words of the Spamdragon that my character will be the only one that survives.
Rules:
1. One character only. You heard me. Otherwise, it gets way too confusing.
2. Script or POV. Either one, both, it doesn't matter.
Script: Spamdragon: Goob
SC: Huh? (turns around) (screams, laughs, spins around, then dances)
POV: Point of View. SC- "Goob," Spamdragon said. "Huh?" I asked, then screamed, spun around, and danced.
3. There must be at least one funny, quotable quote in your post, if it's a storyline.
Ex: Ava: Oooh, I wonder if they talk!
(That was on the subject of cars.)
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Name: Cartmer Tylara Animesti Tasbreeyard vika'Drom. You may call her Cartmer.
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Species: Demok. So, she looks human except for her hands. Think extremely, extremely long fingers. And underground, cave darkness good vision. And she likes to run.
Appearance: Teenager. Except she probably has a gun on her somehwere.
Personality: No sense of humor. At all. But she's usually quite nice.
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(February 12, 2012 - 4:30 pm)
Top
(March 25, 2012 - 7:59 pm)
I thought I said top.
tops
pots
spot
stop
(March 27, 2012 - 12:36 pm)
Hi, thread.
Except, I have a problem. You see, William Stormrider is dead.
He, actually, never existed. He has been replaced with Sirius Ember, who is in the same situation but is very different in personality.
Umm.... what now?
(March 28, 2012 - 9:42 am)
Laethra: Someone shut him up!
William: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (bursts into flame) (transforms into Sirius)
Laethra: Thank you.
(March 28, 2012 - 6:26 pm)
Braeden: Wait, what just happened? You look different. A little.
Sirius: I am different. It's called reinchazation.
Cartmer: Don't you mean reincarnation?
Sirius: -groan- No. I mean reinchazation. Also called reincharactarization.
Kala: Re... in... what??? Why does the government make up words like this? What does it mean anyway?
Sirius: When a character in a story is replaced by a character with a different name, more or less the same appearance, same species, different personality traits, and the same romantic opinions. When inside the story, nobody can remember the former version.
Everyone: Wha?
Cashier: Err... I'm calling the cops, if anyone's interested.
Skyler: Oh, no. Not good.
Sirius: I don't know about you, but I'm getting out of here. -twists silver ring on finger and grows wings- -flies up-
Everyone else follows.
Spammy says dhec. He's confused. I'd be confused too, dragon.
(March 28, 2012 - 8:36 pm)
TOPPPP!!!
(April 7, 2012 - 3:04 pm)
Later...
Kala: So we all agree. The government needs to be overthrown.
Skyler, Cartmer, and Sirius: Yes.
Braeden: Do we have a plan of attack?
Skyler: We could...
Ehlveen: No, we should...
Sirius: How about...
Everyone starts loudly voicing their opinions. Noone can hear anyone else.
Kala: STOP! We all need to listen to each other like civilized human beings!
Braeden: *draws sword and holds it to Kala's throat* Who are you calling human?
Laethra: Calm down. Braeden, put the sword away. Kala didn't mean to insult you.
Kala: Yeah, let's all talk like civilized, um, beings.
Braeden: *puts sword away and backs away, but keeps his eyes on Kala.*
Ehlveen: So does anyone have a REAL plan?
(April 11, 2012 - 6:45 pm)
Sirius: What plan? I just want to get out of here! Anyway, there is no government.
Kala: Where have you been living, a hole in the ground?
Sirius: A house.
Kala: Wait, you still own a house?!
Sirius: Okay, whatever. -twists ring- Tiffany... TIffany... Kale... Kyle.... Syrra maybe?.... Silvia.... OH MY MARSHMALLOW PEEPS, EVEN ASH PEEPIN GEMM WOULD DO!!!
Ehlveen: Yeesh, there's no need to yell.
Braeden: Yeah, and what are marshmallow peeps?
Sirius: They're little birds... made out of candy... I think it's an Easter thing.... Syrra and Tiffany made up a spoof of 'Set Fire to the Rain' about them, I know that...
Cartmer: This discussion is simply fascinating.
~~~
Really short but I have to go.
And yes, I did invent a remake of 'Set Fire to the Rain'. About Peeps. Spamdragon says whhy. Because I wanted to!
(April 21, 2012 - 3:13 pm)
TOP! top top top top top hats!
(April 26, 2012 - 4:46 pm)
I'm not sure how to do this, but I'll try...
Name: Kiarre Evelyn Lorelei Friedlich Mistisch Ruhe Halten Abendstern
Age: 15
Gender: female
Species: Kobold- an elf
distinction: tall, pointy ears; but think elegant tall, pointy ears
Residence: the Forest of Mist; she's a nomadic Kobald, and lives alone, always keeping all of her belongings with her, sleeping under the stars
Appearance: tall, slender, very graceful, also, can't be heard if she doesn't want to be
very beautiful: waist-length straight rich, auburn hair; storm cloud colored eyes; creamy, pale skin; wears only clothing of green and brown for camouflage
Personality: quiet, tries to avoid contact with other people, though when she is with others she is friendly, though quiet and sometimes shy
There it is!
Kangeroo hopping over and out the door!
(April 30, 2012 - 4:17 pm)
*Kiarre Evelyn Lorelei Friedlich Mistisch Ruhe Halten Abendstern appears silently*
Laethra: Oh great someone else we have to deal with.
Kiarre: Kiarre.
Sirius: Perhaps you know what's going on?
Kiarre: No.
Kala: GREAT! Now what?
Skyler: Overthrow the government.
Braeden: Okay we just need to drop the government thing.
Ehlveen: YES! As much as I hate the gevernment, and as much as we need to destroy them, I believe that we are all from separate worlds, so this government is not the one we ought to be destroying.
Kiarre: Other universes.
Sirius: Yes, we should try to find out how to get back to our own universes so we can all keep doing what we've been doing.
Cartmer: I almost miss William already, gave me somone to yell at.
Laethra: Yea, let all that anger out.
Hope I did Kiarre right I didn't have much to go on.
(May 4, 2012 - 10:30 pm)
"Gave me someone to yell at." LOL!
(May 8, 2012 - 9:22 am)
Where's Blue Moon's comment?
(May 12, 2012 - 4:06 pm)
I don't know. I'm just going to wait for someone to post. :/
(May 12, 2012 - 11:18 pm)
Someone please post soon, I cannot write. Cursed writers block!
(June 6, 2012 - 1:28 pm)