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Dear Sirs and Madams, or whoever this concerns:
I have read a lot of interesting things in this section of the Chatterbox. People's stories are, well, different... In my opinion, different means uniqueness, personality. I wrote a really abstract book about my life, in all gel pens. Some of the people are real, and others fictional. Part of it being abstract is the fact I drew a lot of blue and hot-pink fairies, despite the fact I didn't write about them. But I have a deep love for mystical beings, e.g., fairies, nymphs, elves, ogres...
submitted by Stormy S., age 13, Little Ole Ashl
(December 13, 2008 - 7:14 pm)
(December 13, 2008 - 7:14 pm)
Woah... What in the world is the author of the book like???!?!?!? :O
(February 16, 2009 - 5:17 pm)
The author of the book is like me!!!! We would get along great together :D:D:D:D
(February 18, 2009 - 9:21 pm)
The author is Brandon Mull, and he obviosly thinks different than we do, with the exception of Koffee. Like in the sequel, when the monster, erm, digests Seth? This guy is either super-creative or just weird.
(February 19, 2009 - 7:45 am)
Nope, no problem with New Jersey; that's where I'm from- why are you always so defensive with it comes to NJ? I've noticed on some of your other posts.
(February 19, 2009 - 4:30 pm)
Well, we are the best state in the Union, after all. But stupid stereotyping people say that it smells bad. They are simple-minded people. The only part that smells is the turnpike up north, and I'm in central. And "got a problem with that" is a joke on the NJ accent and "we're the best" attitude. I have that attitude, btw.
(February 20, 2009 - 4:52 pm)
Rueben, time to set the records straight. Granted New Jersey is a great state, but Michgan is the best state in the U.S. Get? Got it? Good. (Court Jester reference for you people who've never seen it. BTW that movie is awesome)
(February 20, 2009 - 5:16 pm)
Ok, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I need a new annoyed rant...
I know. How come nobody spells my name right? It's right there at the bottom of my posts, unless Im' using an alter ego, which is rare. For referance, it's REUBEN!
(February 21, 2009 - 8:39 am)
Maybe if you figured out how to spell 'reference', I'm, and ' New Jersey' people would spell YOUR name correctly!?
(March 4, 2009 - 8:19 pm)
"Im'" is a typo. "New Joisey" is a joke. But sorry about referance. I have to admit, that's funny.
(March 5, 2009 - 7:37 am)
Ohhhh boy. You guys . . . *shakes head* *smirks*
(March 5, 2009 - 2:42 pm)
THANKS REUBEN!
My life has always been about jokes. From a early age, I always had to listen to my dad's horrible puns, so I decided that I would make good puns to offset his bad ones.
" I wondered why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
" Police were called to a daycare where a toddler was resising a rest."
"The butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."
" We will never run out of math teachers; they multiply."
and much more!
*bows to the exited clapping of a crowd of pun fans*
heheheh
(March 6, 2009 - 5:53 am)
Okay, I get the milk thing. I read the first Fablehaven book, but not the rest yet. I get the whole giant cow thing... but not why Koffee would want it...
I've never heard that people say NJ smells. That's lousy of them.
Somebody was saying that RUEben has anger problems because he's so adamant about these things. *eye roll* Talk about simple-minded. No offense, Administrator. But I agree with RUEben.
(March 8, 2009 - 6:49 pm)
Thanks. Now can you please spell my name right?
(March 9, 2009 - 2:55 pm)
I CAN!
REUBEN REUBEN REUBEN!
d'you wanna be friends?
sorry I have this mental block about assuming someone is my friend since a lot of my friends who I just assumed was my friends turned out to be really mean, you can find out more on the 'Friends' thread started by BellaTrix.
(March 9, 2009 - 5:02 pm)
Oh, my gosh Reuben, I'm so sorry- I usually get it right but I was blanking when I wrote that- since I'm used to typing "ue" for "rue" and "blue" I messed up- I'm so sorry! My bad!
(March 11, 2009 - 5:01 pm)