Complications

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Complications

Complications

Welcome to Complications! Complcations is a game of “complicating” book titles. The first person (that’s me!) gives a book title, and the next person has to rewrite it in the most complicated way possible— without using any words in the original title. Small words like I, you, the, and, etc. and names are exceptions of course. That person gives another book title, and repeat. 

For example:

Curse of the Night Witch (by Alex Aster) -> A Negatively Aimed Spell, Cast By Someone Who Uses Magic While The Moon Is Up

One Trick Pony (by Nathan Hale) -> A Single Small Horse Capable of Performing Fancy Maneuvers 

Enjoy! Your first title is The War That Saved My Life by Kimberly Brubaker Bradley. 

submitted by Raven, age Forever , The Whisperlands
(August 28, 2021 - 8:39 am)

A Bowl-Shaped Vessel That Can Be Worn For Style, Warmth Or Sun Protection With The Purpose Of Being Worn On The Body Part Located Above The Neck Often Covered In Hair, But This Specific Vessel Is Actually Located Above The Earth In It's Atmosphere Or Higher

Warriors:  Into the Wild

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(October 13, 2021 - 8:24 am)

Animals, Humans, or Other Beings (Although in This Case A Specific Group of Small, Furry, Bewhiskered Members of the Genus Felis) Who Have Gathered Together In An Assembly Whose Main Purpose is to Cause Harm or Death to An Antagonistic Being or Group of Beings, Sometimes But Not Always In Defense of Other Beings: Going Forth So That One Is Encompassed By the Place of Untamedness That Is Not Inhabited Nor Created By Humans

I Shall Wear Midnight 

submitted by Tonks, age 13
(October 13, 2021 - 2:49 pm)

One Being Referring to Oneself in the First Person Singular Makes the Descision to Cover Oneself in the Time of Night Occuring at 12:00, Alternatively Referred to as the Witching Hour.

Next Title: Hatchet 

submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 12, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(October 16, 2021 - 9:31 pm)

I am waiting for the next title that I have read.

submitted by Pancake, age No clue, River Lake
(October 17, 2021 - 12:09 pm)

A book that is used to cut trees. Shaped like an ax. 

I just finished this book, and I'm pretty sure no one here has never read it. Far from the tree 

submitted by Sparkly Cat
(October 17, 2021 - 9:49 pm)

A Specific Destination That Is Located A Long Way Away From A Specific Tall Plant With Bark And Roots And Leaves.

Next Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 

submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 12, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(October 18, 2021 - 5:18 pm)

When Some Children And Their Parents/Grandparents Visit A Factory That Turns Out To Be A Candy Factory Not A Chocolate Factory And Many Hilarious Things Happen.

 

Next Title:The Wanderer.

 

Never read it, but all the other one I would've chose, probably no one has read. 

submitted by Pancake, age No clue, River Lake
(October 20, 2021 - 6:49 am)

A Person, Animal, or Other Being Who Makes A Continuois Habit of Moving, Never Staying in One Place, Or Becoming Aimless in Caring About Their Life And/Or Consequences of Their Actions

submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 12, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(October 20, 2021 - 4:46 pm)

Oops I forgot the book. Next title: Ivy Aberdeen's Letter To The World

submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 12, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(October 20, 2021 - 4:47 pm)

A Being, Most Likely A Human (Homo Sapien), Who Bears the First Name, Or Given Name, Of A Plant That, When Its Name Is Preceded By "Poison,"  Can Make You Itch, And Bears The Surname, Or Family Name, Spelled With These Letters In Order; The First Letter Of The English Alphabet, The Second Letter Of The English Alphabet, The Fifth Letter Of The Alphabet, The Eighteenth Letter Of The Alphabet, The Fifth Letter Of The Alphabet, The Fifth Letter Of The Alphabet, And The Fourteenth Letter Of The English Alphabet, And This Being Whom We Can Assume Is A Humanoid's Paper With Words Arranged In A Specific Way To Convey A Specific Message Or Meaning Wrapped In An Envelope (Though The Paper With Specific Words, Intentions And An Envelope May Be Metaphorical) Which Has An Intended Recipient, And In This Case The Intended Recipient Is The Mass Of Elements And Life, Or More Specifically The People Residing In This Mass Of Elements And Life, The Mass Of Life Being The Same One We As A Species Reside On, Otherwise Known As Earth, Otherwise Known As The Third Planet From The Sun

Next title:  Ms. Marvel: No Normal

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(October 22, 2021 - 8:16 am)

A Female Homo Sapien Whom's Name (Or Alias) Is Another Way To Say The Feeling Of Awe or Wonder, And A Ungramatically Correct Way To Say That The Events In This Book Are Not Of The Usual Sort, That They Are Most Likely A Very Rare Ocorance In This Female Homo Sapien's World

 

Next Title: The Search For WondLa

also, @Tsuki, that is absolutly amazing XD 

submitted by Writing_in_the_dark, age 12, Valhalla
(October 23, 2021 - 12:19 pm)

When some people or some things learn that WondLa is missing and search for it/her/him and possibly find him/it/her.

 

Sorry! I did my best!

 

Next title: The witch of blackbird pond

submitted by Pancake
(October 25, 2021 - 7:24 pm)

Eeeeee I LOVE that book!

A Being, Creature, Human, or Other Assorted Entity Who Posesses The Ability to Harness or Use an Unexplainable Phenomenon That Defies the Laws of Science as We Understand Them, Usually Referred to As Magic, Who Resides By, Owns, or Otherwise Lays Claim to Be Associated With a Small Body of Water Holding Many Creatures, Including Bacteria and Fish, Named For a Winged, Flying Bird, Latin Name Turdus Merula, Which Is Often Associated With Death, Spookiness, or Other Unsettling and Creepy Things And Has a Screeching Caw Like the Sound of Nails on a Chalkboard.

Next title: Everything Sad Is Untrue 

submitted by Phoenix Tears, age 12, Revolutionary Grape Jelly
(October 26, 2021 - 7:59 pm)

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submitted by top, age top, top
(October 26, 2021 - 7:23 pm)

 

All Things Which Evoke an Emotion Which is Often Associated With Bad Events is False

 

Next title:

Harry Potter (I don't know if someone has already done this) 

submitted by Caroline
(October 29, 2021 - 2:29 pm)