GRAVITY FALLS SEA
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GRAVITY FALLS SEA
GRAVITY FALLS SEASON THREE.
OKAY FELLOW WEIRDOS, TELL ME! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SOMEONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED!
I CANT HEAR YOU!
SOME ONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED!
OHHHHHHH
EPISODE ONE:
"This has got to be the most confusing victory ever." Dipper pines said to his sister. It had been two years since they had last seen gravity falls. In that span of time mabel had broken up with fifteen guys and five girls, and Dipper had driven himself completely insane with rage about how normal his hometown was. And they had both begged,every day to go back to gravity falls. Eventually they gave up ,but then their parents started to fight. Just a few days ago they announced that they needed to "sort some things out" and shipped their kids out to stay with their great uncles.
"Smile"! Said mabel "We're HERE!"
Okay. So this is where the theme song would be so go ahead and watch it.
Done? Okay cool!
GRAVITY FALLS
Creepy backwards message thing.
The two kids stepped of the bus and into the small town. A group of people waited for them. It looked just like it had when they left but now the leaves were falling, and everyone was older.
"Kids! Shouted stan, "Youre here!" "FLIPPING DINGDONG POLLYWOGGLES! I RECKON YER HERE!"
"Haha. Mcgucket." Said Mabel.
"We will get you home now." Said ford.
"We have to stay in the shack" Said stan "It belongs to soos now, so it's a little embarrassing."
The shack looked the same,aside from the army of gnomes on the roof fighting a multibear.
"we should probably do something about that" Said dipper.
"No It's okay Dudes! It's a fantasy cage match!"
SOOS! They cried in unison
"Yeah. It's me." And dudes,we got a problem.
THE CREDITS SCENE THING.
A paper lies on the ground. It reads "NORTHWEST RACES! Sign up today!"
A skeletal hand reaches out and crumples it up.
"SOON."
END
Hope you enjoyed!
Remember that helpful criticism is helpful!
And redundancy is redundant!
New episodes coming soon!
Lots of exclamation points!
Please make me stop!
(November 9, 2020 - 10:08 am)
EPISODE TW- WAIT! STOP!
Okay so the last episode was let down. But dont worry!
I'm switchingupmystylelikethebeatleswithmypieceseachissuchawonderwithaplethoraoffeatures
Sorry. What i MEANT was that i'm switching back to my regular style.
Enjoy.
EPISODE TWO! (man that guy's annoying.)
Soos: Hey guys? You want some snacks?
Dipper: No! You literally just said you need our help!
Mabel: Although yes. Yes,we would like snacks.
Stan: Neither of you are gettin either! I Promised your folks that you'd get to go to school and I'm gonna take you!
Mabel: Booo! SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS!
THEME SONG! LETS GO!
GRAVITY FALLS!
*The kids now stand in front of a large building marked GRAVITY FALLS MIDDLE*
Mabel: SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS!
Dipper: Can you cut that out?!
Mabel: Okay. New school!
Dipper: Yep!
*They walk in the school and see a girl about their age with long blonde hair and a purple sweater with a llama on it*
Dipper: Oh Hi! Are you new here?
Mabel:WAIT! Thats one of MY sweaters...And if it has a llama on it... THEN..
PACIFICA?! WHAAAAT???
Pacifica: Yeah... Things have changed... And i need your help!
Mabel: What is it?
Pacifica: Someone wants to kill my parents.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
DOO DA DOO DOO DOO.
OKAY SHOWTIME!
Dipper: What do you mean?
Pacifica: My parents host a race every year. One of the racers went missing and someone said my parents will be next. Thats not all... I saw the guy. His head was a burning skull.
Mabel: Do you know what this means? WE GET TO RACE A DEMON!
Dipper: Try not to be so excited about her parents emminent death.
Mabel: Okay... But who do we know who can build a car?
Dipper and mabel: Soos.
LATER
*Dipper mabel and pacifica are in the shack talking to soos*
Soos: Can I make a car that can out race a demon? I dunno dudes...
Pacifica:Please try. My parents hate me after the whole prom thing. If I save them...
Soos: *Sigh* Okay.
TO BE CONTINUED
(November 10, 2020 - 9:56 am)
(November 10, 2020 - 2:47 pm)
I just have to say that Mabel yelling, "SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS!" in the first scene and then still be yelling, "SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS!" after we've come back from the theme song is something that would totally happen in the show.
(November 11, 2020 - 11:16 am)
This is a unique idea! I love Gravity Falls, so it's a treat to see this!
(November 10, 2020 - 4:36 pm)
Thank you!
(November 12, 2020 - 7:45 am)
EPISODE THREE... WAIT. AREN'T YOU GONNA INTERUPT ME?
No. Carry on.
EPISODE THREE
Soos: Okay! The cars ready!
*The main characters stand before a golden golf cart*
Soos: Just drive it like a regular golf cart. Except only pull the red switch in case of emergency.
Dipper: GREAT! Wait. Why is the gas tank full of nachos?
Soos: Gee who could've done that? Okay i'm going in now dudes!
Dipper: SOOS! Mabel...Please tell me you're not going to eat that nacho.
*Dramatic pause*
Mabel: Nom nom nom.
THEME SONG!
DOO DOO DOO DA DA DOO DOO
Okay we're back.
Dipper: Okay pacifica! We got you're car! The two of us will attack the demon And-
Pacifica: THREE of us. The ugly thing want's to kill my parents remember?
Dipper: Mabel i need to talk to you! *whispered* Do you think she has an ulteriori motive?
Mabel: NOM NOM NOM
dipper: MABEL!
Mabel: Relax bro bro! I'm sure she just realized how cool we are and wants to help us race a crazed homicidal version of ghost rider!
Dipper: Now i'm MORE worried. Okay pacifica! You've got your self...a ....deal
Mabel: Relax! It's not a deal! not like that!
Dipper: I-I'm gonna go check the cart.
Mabel: Got any nachos?
Pacifica: What's a nacho
Mabel:...
We have much to talk about.
Commercial break!
Dipper: Okay! Demons love to make de-
Mabel: PARTICIPATE IN CHALLENGES!
Dipper: Um... right. So. Creepy ghost rider guy! I Challenge you!
THE NAME IS STEVE ACTUALLY!
Pacifica: YOU! Why do you want to kill my parents?
JUST YOU'RE DAD ACTUALLY.AND IT'S NOT PERSONAL.
Mabel: Look you unholy flaming skully head man! We want to race you! If you win you get to kill pacificas dad and if we win you get outta here
... SOUNDS GOOD! WE WILL RACE AROUND THE COUNTRY WITH VARIOUS REST STOPS!
Dipper: Or we could just race over the hill and back to here.
OH ALL RIGHT! BE BORING IF YOU LIKE!
Rev up! Begin! I'm youre host howdee and Steve is ahead! The cart is falling behind But! pacifica pulls the red switch! THe cart zooms ahead leaving fire in it's wake! Amazingly the humans win!
Dipper: *Shaken* Oh god. I can see why soos recommended against using this
Mabel: That was great! and steve is gone! And i'm gonna barf! BLAUGH!
Dipper :Let's go home.
END CREDITS
MAbel:Dang it. I feel like a big jerk. We shouldve walked pacifica home.
???: Yeah you shouldve.
Mabel: What can I do to make it up to he- WAIT A SECOND WHO SAID THAT?
*Camera pans to a semmingly adult version of mabel wearing an old suit and an abe lincon hat*
President!mabel: You did. We need to talk
END
Dipper seems to have some trouble mentioning deals doesn't he?
WHO could be to blame for that? COUGHBILLCOUGH
We'll be back! I'm also planning a christmas special!
HAHA I'M A NERD!
(November 12, 2020 - 10:12 am)