From the desk

Chatterbox: Inkwell

From the desk

From the desk of regis edgewater:

I Have found an odd website called (classified).

The site is blocked but you don't join the FBI for giving up easily.

 

 

Day 2: I Have accessed the website. It Is written by three contributors. The website seems to be either a weird religous site or a site dedicated to strange science

 

 

Day three: One of the contributors sent me this phone call

Start transmission:

oh man. Why did i let this guy narrate for me? It's me. Howdee. I Know you're listening. Not you mister edgewater.THEM. But you edgewater? You haven't heard the last of us. This world will fall to our chaos. I can't wait for you to see. Oh and one last thing.

We know where you hid the bodies regis.

sweet dreams:)

End transmission

end of chapter one. 

submitted by Howdee, age 13, The chaos perpetuators.
(September 29, 2020 - 7:19 am)

back to the Inkwell

RP? Ski Lodge? Post a form if needed, and I'll gladly join.

submitted by Mistia
(September 29, 2020 - 9:58 am)

hm. cool.

submitted by Top!
(September 30, 2020 - 9:35 am)

Same as Mistia

submitted by Sammy E
(September 30, 2020 - 6:43 pm)

This is really neat! I'm interested to see where it's going.

submitted by Summer, age tau, Nowhere at all
(September 30, 2020 - 8:22 pm)

It's an ongoing story. 

I'll post chapters whenever i feel like it. 

submitted by Howdee, age 13, the desk of regis edgewat
(October 1, 2020 - 9:10 am)

Chapter 2:

lists.

I have recieved various emails regarding lists from the (classified) society.

Why?

I dont know.

.... here they are

List of oblects with anomalous properties:

1. a mysterious lockbox. Everytime it is accessed a new oblect is found inside. Recent findings:

(a) A final strip of calvin and hobbes

(b) A letter from (classified) to (classified)

(c) An impossible shape sculpture

2.A mirror containing an alternate dimension where hyper intelligen octopi rule the world

3.A locket containg a picture that is fully sentient.

(the list continues to 200 objects) 

List of anomalous creatures:

1. "Baby howdee" An alternate version of howdee. that is a baby. and a squid god. and insane

2. The elderbeings: Godlike beings that exist out in space

3. Bigfoot. yes that big foot.

4. angelic:a reality warping humanoid that never. stops. talking.

5. "Professor honey" a freaky,insane, Imperfect clone of winnie the pooh 

(The list contiues to 1000 creatures) 

List of things howdee is not allowed to do ever again:

1. Assasinate monkeys. Not even evil ones

2. State that our maxim is "Science for the science gods!"

3. Claim to be a science god

4. Email the white house

5.pretend to be a clown

6. agressively break the fourth wall

7. spontaneously combust

8.Use cloning technology to create bay versions of himself

9. Use cloning technology to create evil versions of winnie the pooh

10.Use cloning technology to...do anything.

11:claim to be the ceo of our company.

12: Scream "Science for the science gods!" every time he does any experiment. Seriously. Shut. up.

13: Go on dates with our test sublects

(the list continues so long that the entire file could not be fully downloaded)

End of chapter.

Hope you enjoyed my insane sense of humour 

submitted by Howdee, age 13, chaos
(October 1, 2020 - 9:49 am)

Hahaha, this is so funny! I mean, "use cloning technology to... do anything." Seriously. Please post more!

submitted by Summer, age tau, Nowhere at all
(October 3, 2020 - 8:31 pm)

Thank you summer! 

Trust me. I Have no intention of stopping soon. 

submitted by Howdee, age 13, locked in a test chamber
(October 6, 2020 - 6:41 am)

CHAPTER THREE:

DOCTORS
*A video is playing*
*The screen shows a young man of southeastern asian descent*
Regis:Hello? Is this thing on? does that flashing light mean this is on? Right. hello. its me and i've found the location of the bodies-UH I MEAN BASE! T-the base of the chaos perpet- Wait. hold on. i think their name is classified. right.
*a mysterious figure appears. He (or she) Is wearing a robe that conceals their appearence*
???: Hiya mister! sorry bout this but...
* they lift a club out of the robe and smacks him in the head. He collapses and ??? takes the camera.*
???:hello... How does this thing turn off? Come on!
Okay. I think it's off.
*The camera is still on*
*??? pulls the hood down. She smiles. She wears glasses and has dark brown hair.*
???: I think howdee will wanna see this.
*She strolls in to the base. Howdee is playing a board game with a three headed alien type thing*
Howdee: SHUT THE DING DANG DOOR- Oh! Hi doc! Nice robe!
Doc:Mutters something about idiot boys
Howdee:Want in on this game?
Doc:No. I want you to find some pocket dimension to store this in
*She pulls out the camera*
Howdee: Will do!
doc: Great! Now I have places to be and better people to be with
Threeheads: HEY! HEY! HEY!
*The camera shuts off*
END OF CHAPTER THREE 
submitted by Howdee, age 13, on dates w/ test subjects
(October 6, 2020 - 7:01 am)

Aha! The plot thickens! Very suspenseful...

submitted by Summer, age tau, Nowhere at all
(October 6, 2020 - 7:44 pm)

Yeah! 

I didn't know how to follow that so next up is chapter zero.

Just a brief interlude to collect my thoughts. 

submitted by howdee, age 13
(October 7, 2020 - 6:51 am)

Issue zero

I kind of bit off more than i could chew so while i work on the next chapter enjoy this random pointless and non canon rap battle between the doctors! First i'd like to introduce

DOCTOR CLARA! (OH man it's her.)

LISTEN UP MY PEEPS! I WILL DO THIS WHOLE VERSE IN ONE BREATH!

I'mthenewestrecruitandi'msettingthebeatthebaddestdoctoryou'llevermeet I'mnewandhammyandreadytorollandbetterthenthat4thwallbreakingtrollsi'mnotpronetofollyp.h.d.inpsycology

i'marealdoctorunliketheonesyuouseeontvthoseotherdweebsdontstandachancetome.

Doc:how the heck am i supposed to follow that? no freaking way can i talk that fast

Clara:I guess i won!

NOT. SO. FAST.

Doc:What the? not now howdee.

Howdee: This is my battle CAUSE I WRITE IT 

I am the lord of all! DONT FIGHT IT!

Go ahead and fight me if you want! I WONT STOP YOU!

But I dicide what characters i make SO I CAN DROP YOU!

You cant stop me! I'm writing this battle AND THIS WHOLE SERIES!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

END OF CHAPTER ZERO

I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO SEE THAT. 

 

submitted by Howdee, age 13
(October 7, 2020 - 9:53 am)

AHAHAHA this is hilarious! It reminds me of a mix between SCP and Phineas and Ferb, I love it!

submitted by Rainbow Riot
(October 8, 2020 - 11:02 am)

Yeah. That was my intent.

submitted by Howdee, age 13
(October 12, 2020 - 6:36 am)

Chapter 4

for real this time.

Todays chapter is taken from an interview with one of the doctors.

she asked to be anonymous. who cares

Clara: I WILL be anonymous RIGHT?!

Manager: Oh yeah,yeah.

So tell us about incident 99

Clara:So. It was my first day on the job and... Wait.

Manager:Yes?

Clara: Incident 99? There were 98 other incidents?

Manager: No. We start the numbers over every month. Or else we'd run out of numbers. Go on.

Clara:Okay. So I was In front of the station...And that weird doc girl was flirting with me...And Howdee was screaming about how the world is his...And then that THING Broke out of the station! It was awful! It had all those heads and arms and...I didn't know what I signed up for when i got a job here!

Manager: And then?

Clara:And then i killed the thing with a salad fork.

Manager:Yes well we needed that

Clara: A salad fork? 

Manager: No. The monster. You've been demoted

Clara: YOU LOAD OF-

The incident report was cut off.

end of chapter 4 

 

submitted by Howdee, age 13
(October 12, 2020 - 6:52 am)
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