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Puns! Jokes! Laughs! Share your jokes here on this laugh thread! The Inkwell hasn’t had a joke thread in ages!
submitted by Capper Dapperpaws , age Hmmmm, Nowhere
(February 3, 2020 - 8:16 pm)
(February 3, 2020 - 8:16 pm)
One of my all-time favorites: Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.
(February 4, 2020 - 10:36 am)
My best friend glued himself to his autobiography. I didn’t believe him, but that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
(February 5, 2020 - 10:25 am)
In middle school someone graffitied on a bathroom stall:
3 Things I Hate
1. Graffiti
2. Irony
3. Lists
(February 5, 2020 - 5:42 pm)
That... is... hilarious....
(February 7, 2020 - 7:02 pm)
People are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
The puns are real!!!!!!!!!!
(February 5, 2020 - 6:00 pm)
What's big, grey, and doens't matter?
An irrelephant!
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A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender smiled to the grasshopper and said, “Hey, we have a dirnk named after you!”
The grasshopper looked quizzically at the bartender, “You have a drink named Jeff?”
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Why is it called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
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Which knight made the round table?
Sir Cumference.
(February 5, 2020 - 9:02 pm)
What do you call a plant that grows chickens?
A poul-tree!
Yeah, I'm really proud of that one.
(February 5, 2020 - 9:55 pm)
(This may have just become my most favorite thread of all time.)
A VSCO girl fell out of an airplane recently. She was falling through the sksksksksksky for quite a while.
(February 5, 2020 - 11:18 pm)
XD
(February 6, 2020 - 8:16 am)
*shakes head in disgust* Really? I have to tell my friends that one. Hilarious!
(February 8, 2020 - 2:55 pm)
(February 7, 2020 - 8:44 am)
(February 7, 2020 - 8:50 am)
@Porcelain Dragon I think that's my new favorite joke XD
@Eclipse Those are pretty awesome! I love the melon one.
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What did the duck say when he bought lip balm?
"Just put it on my bill."
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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there weren't any roads during the Jurassic Period!
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Just came home from a workout. Two hours on the treadmill! It went pretty well. If only I could stop the constant beeping and the irritated comments of the cashier.
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Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
(February 7, 2020 - 7:14 pm)
Ooh, this is one of my favorites!
I was going to tell a joke about Lord of the Rings, but all the good ones are Aragone.
(February 8, 2020 - 1:14 pm)
here's one.
knock,knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who?
its just the doctor
(February 8, 2020 - 5:06 pm)