Behold! One and

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Behold! One and

Behold! One and all, behold- I, Madam Alizarin, hereby invite the members of this site to an unsuspicious party with an unsuspicious context!

Please RSVP below with a title and color, such as "Mr. Lavender" or "Lady Chartreuse". Obscure colors encouraged! Additionally, note in your response plans to bring any particular appetizers, large scarves, creepy masks, and/or weapons. My kitchen master wishes to take your kind gestures into account to avoid wasted food :D

The party shall occur in a few days time, as all guests should be accounted for. I hope to see you there!

submitted by Madam Alizarin, at Crimson Manor
(January 9, 2020 - 12:58 pm)

Thank you, Madam Alizarin, for inviting me to your party. If you will tell me when it takes place, I will see if I can take time out of my busy schedule to come. I believe I will bring a cheese platter, and if anyone has cheese preferences, please tell me. 

submitted by Lady Cerulean
(January 11, 2020 - 3:48 pm)

Sorry. I didn't see that last post about when it is.

submitted by Lady Cerulean
(January 11, 2020 - 4:03 pm)

I am wearing a dark red suit, black heeled boots and a black mask that's decorated with glowing red flowers and vines. I will bring peanut butter raspberry tarts. 

submitted by Commander Crimson, age secret,DUH, MyStErY...
(January 11, 2020 - 7:35 pm)

I am wearing a lilac colored gown, violet heels, a gold locket, and a lilac mask decorated with green vines and light blue flowers. I will be bringing a platter of macarons and small cakes as well as a hidden dagger and four poisen darts. 

submitted by Madame Lilac, age Unknown, Mystery
(January 12, 2020 - 8:05 am)

So... I know I'm late(ish) but I was wondering if I could still join in on your little 'party' since you just started this morning? 

If not, I understand. Thanks. :) 

submitted by Mademoiselle Maroon
(January 13, 2020 - 11:16 am)

Yes! The second update hasn't yet been posted, so you have time to slide in :D 

submitted by Madam Alizarin
(January 13, 2020 - 3:31 pm)

OK THIS IS A FOOTNOTE that I forgot to add because I don't know what I'm doing but everyone must stay anonymous for the time being I'm sorry this is kind of a mess D:

submitted by (Madam) Alizarin(e)
(January 13, 2020 - 5:34 pm)

Welcome
post one 
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It is a dark and foggy evening. The guests have gradually trickled into the well-lit vestibule over the past ten minutes, casually chatting and removing their coats.  

Lady Cerulean is the last to arrive, who, upon stepping through the door and removing her coat, was greeted by the sound of the hostess making her way into the vestibule.  

“Good evening, all!” says Madam Alizarin. “Very glad to see you could all make it!”  

“Everyone else is here?” asks Cerulean. “Oh! I didn’t expect that, I just arrived--”  

“Yes, I know. Welcome, as I was saying, and thank you all for coming! Let's all go to the parlor!"

Mildly surprised by Alizarin’s accurate timing, the guests file through the door, down a short hallway, and into the parlor. There are a few sofas stiffly upholstered with a faded floral, vases filled with sculpted sticks, and cheerful green curtains that glow in the firelight. Despite the somewhat stuffy décor, the parlor is cozy and well-lit with electric bulbs.  

Those who are old friends sit down and began talking, and those who might not know everyone stroll around to greet each other. A bowl of grapefruits sits on a table, but they look like they might be made of wood...    

 

What would you like to do?      

 

[This is a interactive solo write/rp. I’ll write an update every other day, and you, as your character, decide what to do and influence the story. You can write full rp posts, or you can just write a few sentences and let me fill in the blanks. I'd recommend longer posts for now...] 

[The start is rather slow, but the story is going to… hmm, how should I phrase this… ramp up.] 

submitted by (Madam) Alizarin(e), at Crimson Manor
(January 13, 2020 - 9:57 pm)

First of course, I will put my cake on the table so as to let my hands be free.

I'll introduce myself to everyone and also keep tabs on how they reply. I'll then investigate the strange grapefruit. I won't do anything with them but it shall be nice to clarify what they are. 

submitted by Baroness Teal
(January 14, 2020 - 3:53 pm)

I would pick up a grapefruit and begin bouncing it on the pommel of a claymore, like a game, but I would secretly be testing for soft or sharp vibrations to see if it's real or fake. If it's real I would bounce it high and slice it with my claymore, but if it's fake I would bounce it back into the bowl.

submitted by Knight of the Royals, Blue, Green, Purple, Red
(January 14, 2020 - 4:20 pm)

I'll ignore the fruit for now and strike up a conversation with those nearest to me. I'll ask them how they're doing and politely compliment them on their outfits.

submitted by Colonel Mint
(January 14, 2020 - 6:33 pm)

I sit on one of the couches with the other people there.

"Yes, nice to see you again! Foggy, isn't it?"

submitted by Miss Malachite
(January 15, 2020 - 4:59 pm)

I will ignore the grapefruit except to cast a worried glance at Knight of the Royals, wondering what in the world is going on. After I'm done with that, I will eat one of Dr. Mauve's mini eclairs. Then I will run around, offering cheese to everyone in sight, and giving it to them whether they want it or not. Then I will eat another eclair. I stop to talk with Colonel Mint about cheese, and then eat another eclair. As I eat, I wonder if it would be a bad idea to take another eclair. So much sugar can't be healthy for you. I decide that I shouldn't eat any more eclairs, so I decide on one of Commander Crimson's peanut butter raspberry tarts. Peanut butter is healthy, right? 

submitted by Lady Cerulean, Crimson Manor
(January 15, 2020 - 6:16 pm)

I'd set my desserts down, then take a slice of cake and conversate with the other people. 

submitted by Dusk S., age ????, ????
(January 14, 2020 - 8:49 pm)

post two 
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The guests mill around the room, eating, chatting, and bouncing apparent grapefruits on various objects. Baroness Teal, who was rather new to the group, went around introducing herself.  No one seemed particularly out of place- except for two. 

One was Prof. Gamboge, who seemed to hesitate a bit before giving his name. The second was the Knight of the Royals, who hastily introduced themself with a "Salutations, m'lady" before dashing off to inspect the bowl of grapefruits.  

Royals plucked a grapefruity object from the bowl, bounced it a few times to ensure it was real, and then sliced it in midair- spraying juice on the disapproving Dr. Mauve.  

"You're lucky I'm wearing such a dark color," she snapped, brushing herself off and moving to a different seat.  

Mint, Malachite, Crimson, Ebony, and Alizarin were drifting in and out of conversation with each other- mostly about the weather, how delicious is this cake!- thank you for inviting us, your mask is lovely, what in heaven's name is Royals doing with that grapefruit, whyever did you bring so much yarn? As you'd guess! Just your basic typical ordinary conversation.  

Maroon, Lilac, Violet, and Gamboge had known each other since their years in university and were sitting comfortably in a group of chairs in the corner, catching up with each other's lives. Outside it began to sleet.   

Baroness Teal, meanwhile, was looking through the grapefruit bowl. Most of them were clearly wooden as soon as you touched them, but one as the bottom of the bowl was a bit softer.

Glancing around to make sure no one was watching, she took out the softer grapefruit. It was real, and leaking juice from a hole in the side that had been lying against the bowl. 

Teal looked at the hole. There was a dark grey chunk of metal inside, as if someone has quickly jammed the thing into the grapefruit to hide it. She stuck her finger in to try to pull it out... 

"Hi!" said Cerulean, carrying her cheese tray and a raspberry tart. "Would you like some ch- Wait, is there a hole in that grapefruit?"

 

 

What would you like to do next? 

 

submitted by [Madam] Alizarin(e)
(January 17, 2020 - 7:49 pm)