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Pencil Gollum
The teacher handed the kid inthe desk next to me a pencil. But not just a pencil. The pencil.. it was perfectly sharpend onthe end; the end of the graphite point must of been less than an atom wide. It was so sharp it could've poked a hole in tungsten. I stared as the student next to me was about to use the pencil. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" I shrieked, snatching it away from his hands. The teacher yelled my name, but i didn't care or really listen. Mine, all mine, I thought. My best friend patted me on the shoulder. "Mine.. my precioussssssss!!!" I hissed and slithered away from the classroom, holding my darling beauty. I burrowed into the ground, making a cave for my new best friend.
submitted by Aquamarine, age Immortal, The Ocean
(November 16, 2018 - 2:25 pm)
(November 16, 2018 - 2:25 pm)
I totally get what you mean. I am obsessed with sharpened pencils.
(November 16, 2018 - 7:49 pm)
YUSSS MY FRIENDS! I am notorious for sharpening pencils until they can pierce skin.
"The pencil is mightier than the sword... If I sharpened it." -Me
(November 17, 2018 - 4:24 pm)
Oh, yes. I am into sharp pencils. I've spent, like, hours on pencils while in class. Okay, maybe just an hour. Or a half. But still. I think one of the most frustrating things in all of the universe is one of those pencil sharpeners with a piece at the end of the blade. Y'know, where it STOPS IT FROM EVER BECOMING FULLY SHARP AND YOU CAN JUST SIT AND SHARPEN FOR ETERNITY AND THE TIP JUST KEEPS ON BREAKING AGAINST IT AND AARGH
Also blank and clean pieces of paper. Very nice.
(November 17, 2018 - 8:00 pm)
Yusssss blank, clean paper...ahhhhh <3
(November 18, 2018 - 11:02 am)
Ahhh, yessss.... We are all oddballs, aren't we. Instead of obsessing about sports (unless you do, just an example,) or video games (unless you do), we obsess about sharp pencils and clean pieces of paper.
(November 20, 2018 - 12:34 am)
Mine all mine... Oh, excuse me! I was just looking at a blank sheet of paper and a perfectly sharpened pencil. Oh, do you want it! HISSSSSSS!!!!MINE!!!
(November 20, 2018 - 10:56 am)
YES!!!! This is exactly how I feel!!
I swear-I'm always hoarding up on pencils EVERYWHERE!!!
I pick up a pencil someone has left, and then sharpen it, because seriously. Who would leave a perfectly good pencil?
Is this thread kind of going to become like the cookie thread, where everyone is trying to take the cookie? Because if so....
*snatches the pencil* *runs away* HA HA!!! THE PENCIL IS MINE!!!!
(November 20, 2018 - 4:28 pm)
Well then... *grabs the pencil, hugs it and burrows into the ground*
(November 21, 2018 - 7:59 pm)
This is why I always use mechanical pencils. XP
(November 21, 2018 - 8:52 pm)
Saaaaame. I almost never use wooden pencils.
(November 22, 2018 - 8:39 am)