Chatterbox: Inkwell

Flowers should not be able to eat squirrels. And yet, here I was, in the midst of a bunch of squirrels attempting to escape the flowery doom that was fast approaching them, the-- Ok, I'll stop now. 

 You should help the squirrels, I thought. But, there was that one time when they rampaged your tree. Do you really want to help them? Ok, that was a fair argument.

I had decided not to give a single squawk about the squirrels. Fluttering away from the branch i was perched on, I pondered a question probably no one knew the answer to. 

Why the heck are squirrels being attacked by flowers? 

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This was weird.

Anyhoo, this is a thread where you come up with a really stupid first sentence, and then write a weird story based on that sentence.

Let's see how weird these stories will get.