Chatterbox: Inkwell

GSD Text Messages!!!

Where did this even come from??? I have no idea. I just love all my little teachers so much! Also, for any of you making faces at your screen trying to figure out what I'm talking about, this has to do with the Griffenfeather School for the Determined RP, which you are still welcome to join, especially since it would be super to have an intern/assistant helping with the classes and being kind of the go-between with the students and teachers, because their drama seems kind of seperate. ANYWAY, I did not post these on the RP thread because they would totally take away from the seriousness. 

Only read on if you want to know the true extent of my immaturity. 

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GSD groupchat. Winston added Sasha and Adrian. 

Winston: We need superhero names. Throw some ideas out there. Actually, let me do the throwing ;) 

Sasha: Something is telling me this is a bad idea. 

Adrian: Funny, I'm having quite the opposite feeling. 

Winston: Ughhhhh "William Tell theArrow" is too long. 

Adrian: "TheArrow?" 

Sasha: Don't encourage it. 

Adrian: Sasha, what about you call yourself; "Double Dare Dexterity," or 3D. Get it? Cuz you see everything in 3D? 

Sasha: No. 

Sasha: Not anymore. 

Winston: HAWKEY

Adrian: Taken  

~Sasha changed her name to 3D~

3D: Will you nerds please let me finish my paperwork? We have a school to restart. Besides, Adrian, shouldn't you be working on your "Element Game" idea? 

Adrian: Waiting for jets to cool. 

3D: Jets? For the lava fountain you claim will be so brilliant? 

Adrian: No. Winston's jets. 

3D: Boys! NO more horseplay. 

Adrian: This was cat play. 

Winston: THIS WAS MURDER AND BETRAYAL

Winston: He put a cat in my room. 

3D:  The cats are going if we ever have students. Got it? Someone might be allergic. 

Adrian: I can't help it. They follow me. 

Winston: ARROW! 

3D: ?

Adrian: You mean like "Green Arrow?" Taken.

3D: are you still stuck on that silly superhero name idea? 

Winton: Well, you changed your name. Why don't I get a cool name, too? 

Adrian: Wait. I've got a cool name.

Winston: FOR MEEE????

Adrian: No, me. 

Adrian: Electroclaw. Get it? Because I like cats...and electronics? 

Winston: That's so nerdy. 

Adrian: Says the kid who graduated college at 15. 

Winston: I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M TOO SMART FOR MY OWN BRIAN

~Adrian changed his name to Electroclaw~

Electroclaw: You spelled brain wrong. 

Winston: That just proves my point! Too smart for humanity! Too smart for the laws of English!

Winston: Besides. Sasha is nerdier. She graduated college at 14. 

3D: 13. I was homeschooled.

3D: Winston. Go help Adrian with his element game. 

3D: No cats. 

Winston: :(

Winston: Oh wait, can I have my own section? Like in the basement? It would be all sand, and we could build giant sandcastles and forts and have nerf war battles!

Electroclaw: Ummm. We're working on the lava fountain. It's for training. You can't do that. 

Winston: Yes I can ;) 

Electroclaw: Why???

Winston: Because I'm...

Electroclaw: Urghhh. Let me guess, to smart for you own; "brian?" 

Winston: BATMAN

Electroclaw: Taken. 

~ Texts between Winston and Sasha~

Sasha: I'm worried about opening the school. 

Winston: Don't be. It's going to be awesome! We'll have our own little superhero training camp, RIGHT HERE! 

Winston: And it won't be anything like...the last one, if that's what your worried about. No stealing powers. No using the students. We'll just be GIVING. No taking, kay?

Sasha: Thanks. Sometimes you are too smart for you own "brian"

~Texts between Adrian and Winston~

Winston: IT WAS A CAT. IN MY CLOSET. AND IT SCRATCHED ME. 

Electroclaw: Let's all cheer for Winston's powers of perception! What gave away the fact it was a cat? The fur? The pur? Or was it...duh, duh, duh! THE CLAWS? 

Winston: Cats just don't like me. I feel like I would be better off with a raving mad Hippogriff or a rampaging Professor Snape. 

Electroclaw: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...

Winston: DUMBLEDOOR!

~Back to the groupchat, several months later~

LizztheWhiz was add to the chat.

Electroclaw: Oh look! Lizzy already has a superhero name!

Electroclaw: Now we can tease Winston for being the odd one out! 

LizztheWhiz: My apologies for this inexcusible tardiness. I promise I will be present in the next 20 minutes! You cannot fathom how deeply exuberated I am to be a part of this agglomeration!

3D: We are so grateful that you agreed to be a part of our staff! I assure you GSD will not disappoint!  

Winston: What does agglomeration mean? 

Electroclaw: Sez the nerd.  

Winston: I AM NOT A NERD! 

~More texts between Winston and Sasha~

Sasha:  I admit I was very impressed with the letter you cobbled together to send to the future Aim students! Some sections I particularly liked were: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live," "It is our choices that show us who we are, far more than our abilities," "words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic." Really Winston, when did you learn the word: "inexhaustible?" Sometimes I feel that you are not living up to your potential at this school! I admit that I had my doubts about letting you teach, but those have all disappeared!

Winston: Yeah! I am smart (obviously), just not a nerd. 

~MORE texts betwween Adrian and Winston~

Electroclaw: WHAT did you put in your Aim letter? Sasha is amazed. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. 

Winston: Oh that's not the real letter. She only THINKS it is. That's just the collection of Harry Potter quotes I gave her. The real letter isn't JK Rowling, but it's much better.

Winston: What does inexhausible mean? 

Electroclaw: Oh good. That was fake. I thought you had been bitten by a radioactive dictionary. 

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Okay. I did it. Now you can see the true extent of my inexhaustible immaturity. If you would like me to do more, I can. If anything is confuzzling, read the RP.