Chatterbox: Inkwell

FANDOM HYPEQUESTS!

Self-explanatory. You don't have to answer all these questions, especially if you don't know the fandom....

1. You're walking to school, when you see a group of Storm Troopers lounging in front of your favorite café. What do you do?

2. Your mom just told you she's signed you up for summer camp. You grab the information sheet from her. Camp Bloody Chicken Halves? Wait a minute.... What do you do? 

3. You're at a friend's house, playing in her yard, when a squirrel runs up, chattering her teeth off. "Please help! Redwall is under attack by an army of weasels and rats--and they're battering down the gate! We need help!" What do you do?

4. You're biking down the street when a man suddenly steps in front of you. He's wearing a black-and-red mask and carrying a lightsaber with a red blade that looks like someone seriously messed up the pixels when they were adding in the computer graphics. He's standing there, blocking you from going past. What do you do?

5. You wake up to find yourself on a Klingon ship zooming away from earth. You've been abducted! Then out of the blue, a ship that looks Federation jumps out of warp beside the Klingon ship. But they don't know you're here, and you're locked into a room with two guards standing at the door. What do you do?

6. Your uncle--who works for Hollywood--is taking you on a tour of the set. You come into a room that looks suspiciously like the Room of Requirement in the 5th Harry Potter movie--but I thought the Harry Potter movies were from England! And then, a tall, thin boy with tousled black hair jumps out from behind a bookcase. He points a stick at you and shouts, "Expelliarmus!" The phone you were holding flies out of your hand. Magic? Okay, there's no way this is special effects. What do you do?

7. You're rummaging in your closet, looking for that sweater you stuffed in here months ago. And then you feel something cold. And wet. You jerk your hand book with a muffled shriek of surprise. Then your shirts and pants start rippling, like they're being blown by the wind. And yes, you do feel a cold breeze. From you closet. Then you're pulled into the closet, and you find yourself knee-deep in snow...you stumble and fall, bumping yourself against a hard metal lamp-post. This sounds--no, feels--way too familiar.... What do you do?

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I'll post my answers soon.