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This is the official Tea Room. In the Tea Room, you must use correct grammar, punctuation, and spelling. You may talk about writing and arts. Here, you may order food. Please start.
Ahh. Sounds perfect! Might I have a cup of jasmine tea, please?
Muffin 
submitted by Susan
(June 1, 2009 - 9:21 pm)
(June 1, 2009 - 9:21 pm)
Very formal. My English teacher would be proud. Pass the crumpets, please. Would you like more chilled beverage?
(June 2, 2009 - 9:49 am)
Oh, this is a wonderful tea room. Please, Susan, may I have some more tea? Here are the cookies that I brought. This is a very pleasant place. It is so much fun to type like this.
(July 9, 2009 - 9:20 am)
Yes,yes it is,dear Meadow. These cookies are absolutly wonderful. To the top of the first page!!!! What shall we talk about now??? Oh,Meadow,your pinky isn't being held high enough. Haven't I told you that when drinking tea, a pinky must be held high?????????
(July 22, 2009 - 4:09 pm)
Oh, I didn't even notice, Miss Clair. I can never pay attention to my pinky that well in such lovely rooms. With the gold and red walls and the nice soft plush chairs. It is oh, so lovely.
(July 25, 2009 - 8:07 pm)
I hope that this thread comes to the very first page.
May I please have a glass of ice water with a lemon in it? Thank you.
(July 23, 2009 - 8:23 am)
These rose-painted tea cups are simply darling, Susan. May I ask where you got them? Meadow, your cookies are delicious. Muffin, can you please pass the jasmine tea?
(July 23, 2009 - 9:33 am)
Perhaps I could have a little honey in my tea? Thank you. This is perfectly lovely.
(July 23, 2009 - 11:39 am)
Allison, dear, I must say I couldn't agree more. I simply must get a set like this. And egg-salad sandwiches! With lettuce and green onion and pepper? How did you know my favorite?
(July 23, 2009 - 4:06 pm)
I must say, I enjoy the atmosphere. I find it most refreshing after a long day, and I encourage this endeavour. A plate of sugar cookies at table 4, please.
-EH
(July 23, 2009 - 8:32 pm)
Whatever do you mean, asketh the question of age to a lady?! Anywat art thou enjoyeth our humble abode, the Tea Room? Thou not wanteth a toppence worth of suger? Pray tell, where art the privy?But hark, what horrors through yonder window breaks! It is a troll, blocking the sun! What a saucy and most disagreable foe! The troll bringeth forth bad grammer!
(July 25, 2009 - 1:01 pm)
O.O....*drops tea on lap* Oh no! Allow me
to clean that up. *continues to give Adina
strange looks until she attacks me with
silverware* Did I mention this is a lovely
tea room, Susan? ;D
(July 25, 2009 - 3:26 pm)
Oh my! How delightful, my dears. This is simply delicious! My, the tea set is quite lovely! I do love the jasmine tea, but I really do prefer a lightly brewed earl grey with a half a lump of sugar. Its just delightful to have such civil conversations!!
(July 26, 2009 - 12:28 am)
The only bad grammar I see, Adina, is your own. Is that what you were referring to, perhaps? If not, please forgive me. I do not intend to offend you. And forgive me, but how is this a 'humble abode'? 'Tis more like a splendid palace, to me! I only wish there were more food and beverages available here for a vegan who despises the taste of tea.
(July 25, 2009 - 10:42 pm)
Oh, Ima, I forgot all about the vegan cookies that I made. Theirs extra dark chocolate-chip cookies with no milk. And their is also plain and raisin. If you don't like any of those kinds, I will happily make a kind you like. I have also brought some Chai tea. You mix it with soy milk and honey. It is different from most tea. Their is also some vegan cheese. Wonderful, better than non-vegan cheese, in my opinion. Pass the peppermint tea, please. Thank you.
(July 28, 2009 - 8:09 am)
Oh, I forgot, if you don't eat honey, then I have some Agave nectar instead. Agave nectar is a lot like honey, except it's sweeter. This peppermint tea is perfect, just the way I like it. Oh, I didn't even notice it was gone. May I have some more, please. Actually, I will try the jasmine tea. Thank you. It taste wonderful! Oops, I forgot all about my pinky finger. I always forget to raise it up. I am so clumsy.
(July 28, 2009 - 1:52 pm)